Vlandyke Empire

The gayest potato dyke you've ever met. Spooghetti. Caribbean dweller

[ayprensy]

[awakandangoddess]

This

gotta be the equivalent to this

[misomimii]

Same energy

Lmao

[lpbear]

[cevansdilf]

[victorgparra-deactivated2020111]

[idonthavevans]

[soufcakmistress]

Screaminggggg

[toastbutteregg]

[mental-ch-illness]

[marisatomay]

me: if youre dead you dont have to do homework or get stressed over school so it would eliminate anxiety

my therapist:

[hungwy]

When you walk behind your group cuz u walm too fast but u end up kicking their heels

[pukicho]

walm

[setheverman]

walm

[ineedsomechickennuggets-deactiv]

walm

[skylar-terisavage]

walm

[t0ranu-deactivated20181202]

walm

[setheverman]

get his ass

[hardcore-potato-dyke]

walm

[paledreamy]

THESE GLASSES HAVE SPECIAL LENSES WHICH TURN LIGHTS INTO HEARTS

edit: for everyone asking they’re called love lenses & they were $20 on lovelenses.com

[darknightwing]

Bitches really paying $20 for an astigmatism… its me, im bitches

[hotwreck]

Good news! They’re only $9 at the moment

[bitchin--wiccan]

THEY ACTUALLT WORK this changes everything

[lifeasisabella]

THESE MAKE LATE NIGHT WALKS AMAZING

The hearts are way clearer than you’d expect and they don’t mess with your vision too much to walk in them

[harrryhasmyheart]

this is how harry styles sees the world

[sensitivelilghost]

these seem like a truly necessary purchase

[gold-kushkloudz]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[beaft]

my favourite instagram account is "wheredoesthepeecomeout" and it's run by a girl who asks men on tinder where cis women pee from and then documents their answers

[beaft]

some highlights:

[beaft]

everybody sit down we have a winner

[april]

gonna try using tumblr on my 3DS

[april]

i have successfully logged in after 5 attempts

[april]

there are no images and very little CSS that works. i am amazed that I can see icons at all

[april]

[originaldumbbaby]

damn i can’t believe the ds brings you the full mobile experience like this

[merliinsbeard]

due to personal reasons i will be image

[straightboyfriend]

true story 100% real not lie (not fake all real)

i was on a boat in the middle of the ocean & a shark kink shamed me so i punched it & all the fish cheered me on & clapped

[dlubes]

this is true i was one of the fish

[210pm]

im the shark kink

[hardcore-potato-dyke]

i can confirm, i was the middle of the ocean

[kajbsdfhgioigjhfdsahjsid]

me bathing my dog: ohhhhh does she like the water!!! is it waaarrrm!!! ooooo shes gonna be so cleeeaaaan shes a clean little goorrrl gonna smell so goooood!!!!!

my dog in the tub looking like a sad wet rat:

[wwwwwwwwwwww12]

maybe i should

[byk23]

Venom But With Hannibal Dialogue

[fozmeadows]

OP where’s the Hannibal but with Venom quotes

[geminifiles]

Y’all asked, and here you go. Hannibal with Venom quotes:

[crystalmanner]

The Hannibal dialogue makes Venom more deep, and the Venom dialogue just removes Hannibal’s filter.

[dailylilnasx]

[tifanishamel]

Lol I just love him

[kjhgefyjwdnwd-deactivated201301]

shopping carts in random places make me sad

there is nothing for you there friend