beautiful bomb.

i'm fuckin' cook. momo dorm, room 012.

[scythiana-deactivated20180208]

❝Oh, it would but I have more pressing matters to attend to, like my lack of sugar.❞ With that said she tightened her grip on the other as he increased their pace. For a stranger he was very easy going, which was something she could appreciate after all the shit she had been through to get here. ❝If not then you owe me another date and dessert will be on you.❞

[harderliving]

"I'd make a pun about how sweet you are but that'd probably earn me a kick in the bollocks, aye?" Cook did give off the aura that he cared about very little, and although that sometimes brewed conflicts as of now he had seem to be getting along fine with other members of the student body. "A date? I might just have to sabotage the candy myself if that's what it takes to take you out."

[harderliving]

✉

to: add-ition to the list of twats

from: the cookie monster

i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking

to: the cookie monster

from: add-ition to the list of twats

I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning

[harderliving]

✉

to: thors hot sister haha nice

from: the cookie monster

Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...

[harderliving]

✉

to: kis(s my ass)aragi

from: the cookie monster

My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.

[harderliving]

✉ let's see how this goes candy man

to: hot girl with high socks

from: the cookie monster

feel weird hangin out with you now that i’ve eaten your sister out

[harderliving]

Send me a ✉ and I will generate a random text from this website that my muse will send to yours.

[scythiana-deactivated20180208]

❝I do have a surprisingly free schedule now, so I guess I really don’t have a reason to say no.❞  The angel wasted no time when linking arms with the near stranger. ❝Well, are you going to show me the way or not?❞ 

[harderliving]

"Oh, yeah? I assumed your schedule would be packed by boys who are less handsome and charmin' than I am." He shot her a toothy grin once their arms were interlocked, beginning a slow trot towards the cafeteria, which wasn't too far away if he remembered correctly. "This is gonna be a fookin' journey, aye."

[bumblingsaki]

Cook [001]

[bumblingsaki]

She stared up at him questionable. Why would he need a suit and tie to look clean? Wouldn’t a shower be enough? Saki was often slow in realizing things that people say so she nodded her head in agreement  to he was saying. “Suits and ties are mostly for adults so I think your fine without one. A shower should be all you need for the smell.” She gave him a confident smile.

"Scary but I shouldn’t fear you… that doesn’t make sense… but I guess that means I don’t have to run away." Saki looked confused at the next thing he said. "But… i’m really small so I have to look up to you to see your face right? Do you not like being looked up while talked too? I guess I could look down at the ground…" She averted her eyes to the ground. "But since i’m looking at the ground I can’t see if anything’s coming to attack me so you’ll watch out for me right?"

[harderliving]

This girl was on more pharmaceuticals than he was, at least he hoped so, because if she was like this sober than he could only imagine what kind of chaos she would cause when she's older, Christ. Although her words get him chuckling, so that distracted him from the thought of how goddamn fast she was talking. "What about a shower while wearing a suit and tie? I could be fuckin' perfect for your standards, finally. It's always been my dream to impress eight year olds all across the globe." He smiled a toothy smile back.

"Cause I'm only scary when the person I'm talkin' to is a twat, are you a twat? That's me askin' a question for once." He shook his head at her naive words. "Nah, listen, listen, let Mr. Cook educate you. I mean don't look up to me as in don't copy the shite I pull, yeah? You can let your eyes wander up all'ya want, I'm rather good looking. And yeah, if any monsters tryna' attack'ya they'll have to get through me." 

[harderliving]

"Who do you think you are?" imsorrynoimnotyesiam

"Haven’t’ya got the memo, mate? I’m fuckin’Cook, man. That’s like.. My thing. I say it a tit load.”

[hakamorra-archive]

break the ice; have our muses interact!

This includes not only if our characters haven’t met yet, but even if they already have.

"Are you lost?"  'And you are?” "Who are you?" "I don’t think we’ve met." "How old are you?" "How long have you been there?" "Can I trust you?" "Who do you think you are?" "Are you wearing my clothes…?" "You’re cute."  "Would you like to go on a date with me?" "People are watching." "Be Careful!" "Help me!" "I’ve got bad news."  "Hate to  break it to you.. but ___ is dead."  "I will never forgive you." "I’m sorry…" "Why are you so angry?"  "Just kill me!" "This is where it ends." "Victory!"  "Stay close!" "Watch it!" "Why don’t you hate me?!"  "You can’t just give up… not now!"

[bumblingsaki]

Cook [001]

"You stink." The young girl cupped her nose with both hands in order to block out the smell of alcohol and cigarettes which the man was scented with. "Are you a scary person? Do you get into fights? You must be strong if you fight lots. Are you a cool person? or should i fear and run away from you? Hehe, running is difficult though so i hope i don’t have to do that."

she lowered her hands to her side and gave a small chuckle. Saki wasn’t all too sure of how to think of this man. Maybe she could learn some information after all the questions she asked.

[harderliving]

Cook was just minding his own business, hell, he was about to pull out a spliff on school grounds just because he could, when some little girl hobbled on over and shinkicked him with her words. "Do I? Sorry, if I knew a little girl was going to start judging me I would've cleaned up today, might have even put on a fuckin' suit and tie or somethin'." He was looking down at her now, a small smile gracing his brutish features as she continued to batter him with questions.

"Yup, I'm scary, I fight, I'm strong, I'm cool, and you shouldn't fear me, just don't fuckin' look up to me, lil'one, it'll get ya'inta' heaps o'trouble, I'm afraid, though you're free to stick around. "

[scythiana-deactivated20180208]

❝Well, you certainly didn’t waste anytime…So, I guess it isn’t worth sticking around here after all. It’s too bad I’m stuck here regardless.❞ 

[harderliving]

"Ya'got that right, mate. Yeah, a real fuckin'shame, that is. You should come with me to the cafeteria and survey it for yourself, since you're stuck and have nothing better to do, like."

[scythiana-deactivated20180208]

❝So, who wants to tell me if the sweets in the cafeteria are worth my time or not? If not this might just be my quickest school debut ever.❞ 

[harderliving]

"You're sweeter than anything in that cafeteria, so you might as well not even fookin' bother."

[harderliving]

pls read this just in case any of u want me 2 tag anything!! thank

[harderliving]

Maid... cafe? 

[hightailharmony]

"Hah!"

"No need to get wild now! Wouldn’t want ya getting arrested for public indecency or anything now… Unless you’re into that sort of thing—"

[harderliving]

"Indecency? I'd say my bollocks are far from indecent, man, they've even got a tattoo." 

[hightailharmony]

"Whoa, whoa—"

"Watch where you’re pointing that thing!"

Some of these kids are looking a little too trigger happy, if you ask him …

[harderliving]

"But my cock ain't even out yet, mate."