occasionally subtle

izzy's playlists!
NASA
sheepfilms
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year

No title available
tumblr dot com
Mike Driver

No title available
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

if i look back, i am lost

PR's Tumblrdome

romaβ
we're not kids anymore.
No title available

β
h
YOU ARE THE REASON

titsay
Today's Document

seen from Australia

seen from Hungary

seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from Japan

seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from TΓΌrkiye

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from United States
@hardlime-difficulttime
oh my god i love the splatter of blood on your shirt, where'd you get it? oh, you made it yourself? like, it's yours? or did you kill somebody?
I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.
girl you erected a mysterious black monolith that contained all the knowledge your culture had ever collected were you hoping he'd develop rudimentary tool use
More people should get into poly shipping. Both because polyamory is awesome and because it's really fun to make complicated ass diagrams
Man sees crab for the first time.
does heβ¦
Live in the
Sea?!
Some fucking
mollusk
pulls up
I was looking for this video today and all I could remember from it was βsome fucking mollusk pulls upβ and it turns out if you search for that you get. something I did not expect
haiku of despair
I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.
godddddd i need a new husktop
the fuckslop ten thousand crashed while it was trying to reboot from another crash
Can I interest you in a
.
β¦
aβ¦
β¦
crabonated beverage?
How to tell when your pun has reached both of its intended demographics
@azariussummers
blood work? i sure hope it does
i am a normal guy with normal guy bones and organs
sure.
spontaneous evisceration
go to hell
already there buddy
then do me a favor and start migrating your sorry ass to the lowest part you can see from whatever bleak rock youre standing on
my ass is immovable and likely nonexistent at this point
ill give the plant pot you keep implying youre rooted a shove down have fun on the trip hope you make good charcoal
unfortunately the quote unquote pot is the size of a large respiteblock so youll have to start building up some strength first
would be a nice diversion though. different kind of pain. enrichment
not worth the effort
at least inform on how close the initial guess was
you got it in one
hooray for you were all so proud
πππππππππ
what
are you okay
no
give me advice on how to get my guts back in me or fuck directly and forevermore off
presumably it's possible to use your hands to put them back inside of body?
woooooooooooooooow
thanks
why didnt i think of that
its not like i want to do things with my hands ever i can just use them to keep my horrid writing guts in for the rest of my life thanks asshole
generally wounds do this thing called "healing"
im not waiting for that
sure.
spontaneous evisceration
go to hell
already there buddy
then do me a favor and start migrating your sorry ass to the lowest part you can see from whatever bleak rock youre standing on
my ass is immovable and likely nonexistent at this point
ill give the plant pot you keep implying youre rooted a shove down have fun on the trip hope you make good charcoal
unfortunately the quote unquote pot is the size of a large respiteblock so youll have to start building up some strength first
would be a nice diversion though. different kind of pain. enrichment
not worth the effort
at least inform on how close the initial guess was
you got it in one
hooray for you were all so proud
πππππππππ
what
are you okay
no
give me advice on how to get my guts back in me or fuck directly and forevermore off
presumably it's possible to use your hands to put them back inside of body?
woooooooooooooooow
thanks
why didnt i think of that
its not like i want to do things with my hands ever i can just use them to keep my horrid writing guts in for the rest of my life thanks asshole
sure.
spontaneous evisceration
go to hell
already there buddy
then do me a favor and start migrating your sorry ass to the lowest part you can see from whatever bleak rock youre standing on
my ass is immovable and likely nonexistent at this point
ill give the plant pot you keep implying youre rooted a shove down have fun on the trip hope you make good charcoal
unfortunately the quote unquote pot is the size of a large respiteblock so youll have to start building up some strength first
would be a nice diversion though. different kind of pain. enrichment
not worth the effort
at least inform on how close the initial guess was
you got it in one
hooray for you were all so proud
πππππππππ
what
are you okay
no
give me advice on how to get my guts back in me or fuck directly and forevermore off
sure.
spontaneous evisceration
go to hell
already there buddy
then do me a favor and start migrating your sorry ass to the lowest part you can see from whatever bleak rock youre standing on
my ass is immovable and likely nonexistent at this point
ill give the plant pot you keep implying youre rooted a shove down have fun on the trip hope you make good charcoal
unfortunately the quote unquote pot is the size of a large respiteblock so youll have to start building up some strength first
would be a nice diversion though. different kind of pain. enrichment
not worth the effort
at least inform on how close the initial guess was
you got it in one
hooray for you were all so proud
πππππππππ
what
are you okay
hell fucking no
sure.
spontaneous evisceration
go to hell
already there buddy
then do me a favor and start migrating your sorry ass to the lowest part you can see from whatever bleak rock youre standing on
my ass is immovable and likely nonexistent at this point
ill give the plant pot you keep implying youre rooted a shove down have fun on the trip hope you make good charcoal
unfortunately the quote unquote pot is the size of a large respiteblock so youll have to start building up some strength first
would be a nice diversion though. different kind of pain. enrichment
not worth the effort
at least inform on how close the initial guess was
you got it in one
hooray for you were all so proud
πππππππππ