do not look at me (ever)

(Independant Beforan Karkat Vantas/The Imposter RP blog) (Follows back from 6iron-infidel9) (M!a status: none, accepting)

[hardlime-difficulttime]

[valtsv]

oh my god i love the splatter of blood on your shirt, where'd you get it? oh, you made it yourself? like, it's yours? or did you kill somebody?

[sarahmackattack]

I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.

[quendergeer]

girl you erected a mysterious black monolith that contained all the knowledge your culture had ever collected were you hoping he'd develop rudimentary tool use

[subwaybug]

More people should get into poly shipping. Both because polyamory is awesome and because it's really fun to make complicated ass diagrams

[tiktoks-we-like]

[grafai-ai]

Man sees crab for the first time.

[marshthemehllow]

does he…

Live in the

Sea?!

[asingularcanadian]

Some fucking

mollusk

pulls up

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I was looking for this video today and all I could remember from it was “some fucking mollusk pulls up” and it turns out if you search for that you get. something I did not expect

[stellernorth]

haiku of despair

[sarahmackattack]

I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.

[hardlime-difficulttime]

godddddd i need a new husktop

the fuckslop ten thousand crashed while it was trying to reboot from another crash

[bob-artist]

Can I interest you in a

.

…

a…

…

crabonated beverage?

[bob-artist]

How to tell when your pun has reached both of its intended demographics

[ludmithjacques]

@azariussummers

[dogpuppy]

[bahari-official]

blood work? i sure hope it does

[thwrangis]

i am a normal guy with normal guy bones and organs

[transfixedapprehension]

sure.

spontaneous evisceration

[hardlime-difficulttime]

go to hell

[transfixedapprehension]

already there buddy

[hardlime-difficulttime]

then do me a favor and start migrating your sorry ass to the lowest part you can see from whatever bleak rock youre standing on

[transfixedapprehension]

my ass is immovable and likely nonexistent at this point

[hardlime-difficulttime]

ill give the plant pot you keep implying youre rooted a shove down have fun on the trip hope you make good charcoal

[transfixedapprehension]

unfortunately the quote unquote pot is the size of a large respiteblock so youll have to start building up some strength first

would be a nice diversion though. different kind of pain. enrichment

[hardlime-difficulttime]

not worth the effort

[transfixedapprehension]

at least inform on how close the initial guess was

[hardlime-difficulttime]

you got it in one

hooray for you were all so proud

🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

[transfixedapprehension]

what

are you okay

[hardlime-difficulttime]

no

give me advice on how to get my guts back in me or fuck directly and forevermore off

[transfixedapprehension]

presumably it's possible to use your hands to put them back inside of body?

[hardlime-difficulttime]

woooooooooooooooow

thanks

why didnt i think of that

its not like i want to do things with my hands ever i can just use them to keep my horrid writing guts in for the rest of my life thanks asshole

[transfixedapprehension]

generally wounds do this thing called "healing"

[hardlime-difficulttime]

im not waiting for that

[transfixedapprehension]

sure.

spontaneous evisceration

[hardlime-difficulttime]

go to hell

[transfixedapprehension]

already there buddy

[hardlime-difficulttime]

then do me a favor and start migrating your sorry ass to the lowest part you can see from whatever bleak rock youre standing on

[transfixedapprehension]

my ass is immovable and likely nonexistent at this point

[hardlime-difficulttime]

ill give the plant pot you keep implying youre rooted a shove down have fun on the trip hope you make good charcoal

[transfixedapprehension]

unfortunately the quote unquote pot is the size of a large respiteblock so youll have to start building up some strength first

would be a nice diversion though. different kind of pain. enrichment

[hardlime-difficulttime]

not worth the effort

[transfixedapprehension]

at least inform on how close the initial guess was

[hardlime-difficulttime]

you got it in one

hooray for you were all so proud

🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

[transfixedapprehension]

what

are you okay

[hardlime-difficulttime]

no

give me advice on how to get my guts back in me or fuck directly and forevermore off

[transfixedapprehension]

presumably it's possible to use your hands to put them back inside of body?

[hardlime-difficulttime]

woooooooooooooooow

thanks

why didnt i think of that

its not like i want to do things with my hands ever i can just use them to keep my horrid writing guts in for the rest of my life thanks asshole

[transfixedapprehension]

sure.

spontaneous evisceration

[hardlime-difficulttime]

go to hell

[transfixedapprehension]

already there buddy

[hardlime-difficulttime]

then do me a favor and start migrating your sorry ass to the lowest part you can see from whatever bleak rock youre standing on

[transfixedapprehension]

my ass is immovable and likely nonexistent at this point

[hardlime-difficulttime]

ill give the plant pot you keep implying youre rooted a shove down have fun on the trip hope you make good charcoal

[transfixedapprehension]

unfortunately the quote unquote pot is the size of a large respiteblock so youll have to start building up some strength first

would be a nice diversion though. different kind of pain. enrichment

[hardlime-difficulttime]

not worth the effort

[transfixedapprehension]

at least inform on how close the initial guess was

[hardlime-difficulttime]

you got it in one

hooray for you were all so proud

🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

[transfixedapprehension]

what

are you okay

[hardlime-difficulttime]

no

give me advice on how to get my guts back in me or fuck directly and forevermore off

[transfixedapprehension]

sure.

spontaneous evisceration

[hardlime-difficulttime]

go to hell

[transfixedapprehension]

already there buddy

[hardlime-difficulttime]

then do me a favor and start migrating your sorry ass to the lowest part you can see from whatever bleak rock youre standing on

[transfixedapprehension]

my ass is immovable and likely nonexistent at this point

[hardlime-difficulttime]

ill give the plant pot you keep implying youre rooted a shove down have fun on the trip hope you make good charcoal

[transfixedapprehension]

unfortunately the quote unquote pot is the size of a large respiteblock so youll have to start building up some strength first

would be a nice diversion though. different kind of pain. enrichment

[hardlime-difficulttime]

not worth the effort

[transfixedapprehension]

at least inform on how close the initial guess was

[hardlime-difficulttime]

you got it in one

hooray for you were all so proud

🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

[transfixedapprehension]

what

are you okay

[hardlime-difficulttime]

hell fucking no

[transfixedapprehension]

sure.

spontaneous evisceration

[hardlime-difficulttime]

go to hell

[transfixedapprehension]

already there buddy

[hardlime-difficulttime]

then do me a favor and start migrating your sorry ass to the lowest part you can see from whatever bleak rock youre standing on

[transfixedapprehension]

my ass is immovable and likely nonexistent at this point

[hardlime-difficulttime]

ill give the plant pot you keep implying youre rooted a shove down have fun on the trip hope you make good charcoal

[transfixedapprehension]

unfortunately the quote unquote pot is the size of a large respiteblock so youll have to start building up some strength first

would be a nice diversion though. different kind of pain. enrichment

[hardlime-difficulttime]

not worth the effort

[transfixedapprehension]

at least inform on how close the initial guess was

[hardlime-difficulttime]

you got it in one

hooray for you were all so proud

🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕