i got that dog in me (esnupi)

28, back on this hellsite after 14 years. glad to be back. pfp @clowngrill

[its-murderous-business]

“You should be at the club” wrong YOU should be at the dashcon dance circle

[planetclaires-deactivated202404]

pirating movies by seeing them in tumblr gifs and basing my own story around them

[rabbitrah]

that's how medieval peasants were supposed to use the stained glass windows to teach themselves bible stories when church was exclusively in latin

[therestlessforest]

Blorbaux from my tapestries

[inklings-of-late]

I think the kitty wants something…

[i-am-a-fish]

is there anyone willing to protect me? with a sword?

I have a sword, I can protect myself

but um. is anyone willing to protect me? with their sword 🥺 or you can borrow one of my swords, if you don't have one. and protect me?

[mx-misty-eyed]

[1five1two]

Leopard Figurine. Mesopotamia. c. 3300-2900 BC.

[meidotan]

[desk-drawerr]

By popular demand: He eat a Wawamelon

[absolutegibberishandnumbers]

jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

[longislandairpower]

[pukicho]

Pirate’s booty, Pirate’s penis, Pirate’s balls. All treasure.

[mountainchickentm]

What about a Pirate's soul?

[pukicho]

Does not matter at all to me. Pirates are made to be objectified.

[soapbbox]

just came back onto this hellsite after 14 years (I am old lol) and stumbled on your draagjoy and lltbp comics and honestly, I LOVE THEM SO MUCH! You're so talented, the characterisation, the likenesses, the **lore**

It's simply delicious and I needed to tell you 🙏

Thank you all so much for the love and support guys!! I’m sorry I can’t answer each ask but know that I read every single one and all your tags, you guys are all too kind 😭 Trust there will be more draagjoy stuff on the way !!

[wdvinath]

3 weeks ago TAKE ME BACKK 💔💔

[eflatminorseven]

thinking about edvard munch's "The Sun" (1911)

like yeah thats how it feels. thats what it feels like to exist sometimes. he gets it

[teddy2145]

Also very big! Takes up two stories!

[gregtom]

[k-simplex-deactivated20241001]

Happy Pride

[thewickedavatar]

the casual ironic homoeroticism of cis dude gamers is awkward and i’m still unsure why they do it 

[istillfuckwithdemilovato-deacti]

In ancient Sparta they used to promote homoromantic relationships within the barracks because it was believed you would fight better if you were fighting for your boyfriend next to you

[thewickedavatar]

is this why dudes at the grandmaster rank on overwatch talk about blowing each other

[istillfuckwithdemilovato-deacti]

You will never understand a warrior’s bond

[mumblesplash]

[staggering to my feet and wiping a single perfect drip of blood from my mouth] i have to get back on my bullshit. no matter the cost

[nerdreamer]