Shame on you

Call me Fulmi, 30+ years old

[fulmionce]

Why did the writers for the Devil May Cry series make the White Rabbit literally so fascinating and made Mary, the secondary protagonist, so gd boring and awful [tryingtohavefunbutseeingmisogynyeverywhere.png]

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

[fulmionce]

Jesus Christ what starving artists put in the work for the First Circle in DMC? Literally could not look away how is this the same show what a fucking masterpiece

[boybeetles]

There’s no mobility aids in the game so I just gave him a pet cane

[triangleguy]

my sister found a movie on the roku called "slappy and the stinkers" and we're all watching it and this made me laugh so hard i had to make an edit

[triangleguy]

she just made this😭

[wizardarchetypes]

I just looked up the plot for this movie bc I somehow missed it as a kid.

????????????????

[calocera]

[punkitt-is-here]

i love that sakurai on two separate occasions has been like "what the fuck are those? i dont know. no one knows. they simply are"

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

Bro was THIS close to calling air bud a slur

[tastylemonbread]

[gondorrevealparty]

my wizardgirl keeps mage regressing during the big boss fight, throwing out level 1 Ice Bolt and giggling like we're supposed to find it cute. I know this bitch can do a level 12 modified Frosthammer Vortex. It's not even hard for her. But the Wyvern Queen, who we're supposed to be killing, keeps going "Wow, that was a really big spell for you! good job giving me -1 speed! You're soooo powerful!" and my fuckass mage is beaming at her with those big wet eyes. I don't care if you get "level dysphoria" from your gigantic big-girl mana pool I'm about to die out here

[sticksandsharks]

96 little guys for your consideration (and perhaps... purchase...)

[sticksandsharks]

I'm back from Dokomi and the sticker sheets are back in the store

[spring-spite]

i love olruggio witchhat so much. he’s a sun-coded black cat. he’s a lethally chronic procrastinator. he’s a girl dad. he lies to the police. his magic is warm. his kids bully him and they’re right. he’s in a decade-long magically induced situationship, but he doesn’t know it’s cursed and he’s in it for love of the game. he’s lowkey a celebrity but chooses to live in a cottage on the countryside with said situationship and their four children. he sleeps on the couch. he was a crazy child. he’s a bit of a picky eater. he has chronic anemia and is two minutes away from passing out at all times. he hates hurting things so much that he struggles to kill a disgusting giant leech. he’s a burnt out gifted kid. he is begrudgingly excellent at one of his jobs and on-purposely atrocious at the other one. he has a baby face and is nearly unrecognizable without his beard. he carries an enormous, inexplicable guilt. he’s the sky’s kindest, most radiant star. he’s the perfect man

[fulmionce]

You have to imagine this scene as me, partially lit by a lamp while sitting with my elbows on my knees while addressing someone off camera.

Me: For years I've viewed you as something of a childish ideal, something that could be placed on a shelf and admired and smiled over and never really interacted with. A photo in a frame of happier times when life felt like it was unchanged by things like money, time- it was always something to be nostalgic over and nothing more I thought. And today, in a fit of hope and wishing for that simpler time I chose you. I went to you, heart full, and you betrayed me. You /betrayed/ me. What have I ever done to you? I trusted you.

The Chili's I had delivered, taking a drag off a cigarette: Trustin' me was ya foist mistake.

The camera pans out slowly, mournfully, to reveal that I am prostrate on the toilet and sweating profusely.

[beholdingslut]

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY

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Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...

Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).

[punkrorschach]

happy first day of pride everyone

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[civvic]

The mere concept of a resident evil male nude mod is so funny to me. Boy put that boaner away lest a sloppy little critter grabs hold of it

[gregtom]

[k-simplex-deactivated20241001]

Happy Pride