Why did the writers for the Devil May Cry series make the White Rabbit literally so fascinating and made Mary, the secondary protagonist, so gd boring and awful [tryingtohavefunbutseeingmisogynyeverywhere.png]

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Why did the writers for the Devil May Cry series make the White Rabbit literally so fascinating and made Mary, the secondary protagonist, so gd boring and awful [tryingtohavefunbutseeingmisogynyeverywhere.png]
going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room
Blue Lois
can i help you
Red Marge
jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack
Jesus Christ what starving artists put in the work for the First Circle in DMC? Literally could not look away how is this the same show what a fucking masterpiece
There’s no mobility aids in the game so I just gave him a pet cane
my sister found a movie on the roku called "slappy and the stinkers" and we're all watching it and this made me laugh so hard i had to make an edit
she just made this😭
I just looked up the plot for this movie bc I somehow missed it as a kid.
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i love that sakurai on two separate occasions has been like "what the fuck are those? i dont know. no one knows. they simply are"
Bro was THIS close to calling air bud a slur
my wizardgirl keeps mage regressing during the big boss fight, throwing out level 1 Ice Bolt and giggling like we're supposed to find it cute. I know this bitch can do a level 12 modified Frosthammer Vortex. It's not even hard for her. But the Wyvern Queen, who we're supposed to be killing, keeps going "Wow, that was a really big spell for you! good job giving me -1 speed! You're soooo powerful!" and my fuckass mage is beaming at her with those big wet eyes. I don't care if you get "level dysphoria" from your gigantic big-girl mana pool I'm about to die out here
96 little guys for your consideration (and perhaps... purchase...)
I'm back from Dokomi and the sticker sheets are back in the store
i love olruggio witchhat so much. he’s a sun-coded black cat. he’s a lethally chronic procrastinator. he’s a girl dad. he lies to the police. his magic is warm. his kids bully him and they’re right. he’s in a decade-long magically induced situationship, but he doesn’t know it’s cursed and he’s in it for love of the game. he’s lowkey a celebrity but chooses to live in a cottage on the countryside with said situationship and their four children. he sleeps on the couch. he was a crazy child. he’s a bit of a picky eater. he has chronic anemia and is two minutes away from passing out at all times. he hates hurting things so much that he struggles to kill a disgusting giant leech. he’s a burnt out gifted kid. he is begrudgingly excellent at one of his jobs and on-purposely atrocious at the other one. he has a baby face and is nearly unrecognizable without his beard. he carries an enormous, inexplicable guilt. he’s the sky’s kindest, most radiant star. he’s the perfect man
You have to imagine this scene as me, partially lit by a lamp while sitting with my elbows on my knees while addressing someone off camera.
Me: For years I've viewed you as something of a childish ideal, something that could be placed on a shelf and admired and smiled over and never really interacted with. A photo in a frame of happier times when life felt like it was unchanged by things like money, time- it was always something to be nostalgic over and nothing more I thought. And today, in a fit of hope and wishing for that simpler time I chose you. I went to you, heart full, and you betrayed me. You /betrayed/ me. What have I ever done to you? I trusted you.
The Chili's I had delivered, taking a drag off a cigarette: Trustin' me was ya foist mistake.
The camera pans out slowly, mournfully, to reveal that I am prostrate on the toilet and sweating profusely.
in absolute tears about the pride module at my work
HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY
Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...
Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).
happy first day of pride everyone
The mere concept of a resident evil male nude mod is so funny to me. Boy put that boaner away lest a sloppy little critter grabs hold of it
Happy Pride