just being brutally honest!

yeah i was stupid and childish but grew up and got it i said i would do it came through on the promise!

[harkanon]

alright whats up im amadeus i have a food truck and a sweet dog and im super good at halo 4.

[harkanon]

am i just a content mine? i know everything i post is great but really.

[harkanon]

uh huh... uh huh...

[harkanon]

am i just a content mine? i know everything i post is great but really.

[kosmonin]

[harkanon]

gems from the have you checked up your butthole guy.

[harkanon]

☕️ family.

i think family is like the only thing that matters. its everything. i dont really know what else to say!

[teenagedirtbagcover-deactivated]

send me a ☕️ and a topic and i’ll talk about how i feel about it

[harkanon]

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO AMADEUS

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

batman comes out when he sees the bat signal because he thinks there's a big bat trapped on the moon

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

"hermit crabs carry their homes around with them!" oh absolutely. anything you put on your body that covers you from the waist down is a "home". not like there's another word that covers shit like this

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

you've got to respect homer for not playing to fans by including more horse-based tricks in the odyssey

[teathattast]

[v4mpyrsp1t]

bringing this back again

[harkanon]

So how big ARE your muscles...?

pretty freakin big. want me to show you?

[harkanon]

👆 First time you really felt like an adult. :^)

actually im not sure i ever have. ive pretty much always felt like a kid trying to be taken seriously, even when i was like 15 and living alone.

[harkanon]

i miss when i used to get anons about my toxic masculinity.

[harkanon]

no matter how many times i reblog that meme you wont send me any.

[ask-meme-addicts]

Time for firsts! Send ☝ + an action or activity for my muse to talk about their first time trying it