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Hansol: Do you consider me your boyfriend? Seungkwan: Yes!? What else would I consider you? Hansol: I don’t know. An embarrassment? A way to rebel against Seungcheol? A desperate cry for help? The list is endless.

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Hansol: Volleyball is just a more intense version of “don’t let the balloon touch the floor”

Mingyu, drunk and offended: I’m sorry but there is nothing more intense than “don’t let the balloon touch the floor

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Minhyuk: HEY HEY-

Kihyun, whispering: Shhhhh. Hyunwoo’s sleeping.

Minhyuk, whispering: Sorry.

Kihyun, whispering: What’s up?

Minhyuk, whispering: There’s a fire.

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Seungkwan: Cheol, can you do me a favour? Seungcheol: I would literally die for you but go on.

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[In the SVT group chat] Seungkwan, texting: vampires are like "UWU I want to suck your blood but only if you let me" Seungkwan: THAT WASN'T FOR THIS CHAT! Jeonghan: Too late.

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I just alternate between ‘maybe I’m smarter than I give myself credit for’ and ‘maybe I’m dumber than I realized’

Hansol

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I've decided not to care anymore! I will still care, though. Probably more than before.

Boo Seungkwan

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hansol, admiring seungkwan from a distance: he could end my life anyday and i’d thank him

wonwoo: we’d thank him too

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Hyungwon: Hoseok, why do you have your shirt off?

Hoseok, proudly: Can’t spill food on your shirt if you’re not wearing one.

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Changkyun: Just try to be nice, Won. Jooheon’s not like us... He has feelings. Hyungwon: Hm, are you positive this is the man for you? Changkyun: That is exactly the type of thing I don't want you to say in front of him.

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Seungcheol: So when do you usually go to sleep? Seungkwan, on his 7th cup of coffee: Whenever I collapse next is purely up to the gods.

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Seokmin ; How messed up would it be if you jumped in a ball pit and it was just tomatoes painted different colors? Soonyoung ; Depends. Seungkwan ; Seungkwan ; ON WHAT?!

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Seungcheol ; Why are you two always out during rainstorms Seungkwan ; It’s so peaceful and refreshing. I love the smell of fresh rainfall. Soonyoung ; Jihoon bet me 12 dollars I couldn’t get struck by lightning and he’s WRONG.

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Seungkwan ; Whoa. Jeonghan ; What? Seungkwan ; You’re O negative. You’re a universal donor. You could give your blood to anybody. Jeonghan ; Or nobody, you fucking vampire.

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Jihoon ; Pass me the salt Soonyoung ; What’s the magic word? Jihoon ; Or else. Soonyoung ; Technically, that’s two words, but point taken.

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Seungcheol ; My dearest Hansol, my favorite human! My most knowledgeable friend! My- Hansol ; What meme do you want me to explain this time?

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Jihoon ; well if it isn’t Soonyoung 

Soonyoung ; But it is me

Jihoon ; no it’s- it’s an expression-

Soonyoung ; Your deceitful tricks won’t work on me