Harkness!

ALWAYS ASSUME THIS BLOG IS NSFW. This is an independent panfandom roleplay blog for the character of Jack Harkness from Doctor Who and Torchwood. I am not in any way affiliated with, or representative of, John Barrowman or the creators of DW and Torchwood.

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It’s 79 AD, 23rd of August, which makes Volcano Day tomorrow.

[protectcharles]

[harknessavagrant]

Oh, stop. I’m not even tryin’ to be charming, it’s the truth. Plain and simple.

[chevalier-de-seingalt]

It is a default for gentlemen like us; you do not have to try when it springs up from the well of charm that resides within the pit of your belly.

[harknessavagrant]

Let's just keep one thing clear: there's nothing gentlemanly about me. [Wink.]

[harknessavagrant]

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LOL WHY DO I KEEP READING "QUIN'S DOCTOR HUSSY" EVERY TIME I SCROLL PAST IT KKJHFGLKG

[harknessavagrant]

FUCK YOU, ASK LIMIT, YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME. YOU DON'T GET TO LIMIT THE EMOTIONAL EXPRESSION OF MY SELF.

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[geeeeeeeeeeeeeeenji]

#he’s allergic to straight everything and that’s why he can’t stay away from you

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DEAN! DEAN! THIS IS FUNNY BECAUSE CAS!

[lastofthewinchesters]

[chevalier-de-seingalt]

harknessavagrant replied to your post: harknessavagrant replied to your photo: Tumblr…

I’m always in good spirits when you’re around, Giac.

You are as charming as ever, Jack, but there is no need to offer me such kind words when I’ve already been won.

[harknessavagrant]

Oh, stop. I'm not even tryin' to be charming, it's the truth. Plain and simple.

[dj-kidmurder]

Visit Original Link

[harknessavagrant]

aka the song of my people

[harknessavagrant]

You make it very difficult to ask you TMI questions since you won't give any straight answers. How about this: what is your current, hottest,most desired sexual fantasy?

Hey, now, it's not my fault that you don't like the answers I'm giving. They're honest answers. As far as fantasies go, well... I think you're probably going to expect something really elaborate, but it's pretty simple. I'm pretty keen on fucking someone on, say, the desk in their office. In a high rise building. With all the windows open. Maybe even against the glass.

[harknessavagrant]

Who would be involved in your ideal "3-man train"?

Me and two other attractive men.

[harknessavagrant]

Would you keep anyone as a sex slave? If yes, who and why?

No. It's just not something that interests me at all.

[harknessavagrant]

Top ten kinks.

In no particular order: custard, orgasm denial, breathplay, 3-man trains, the Doctor, massage oil, earlobes, dirty talk, rough play, annnnnnd pubic hair where it's supposed to be. Really not into this whole trend of shaving to look like the genitals of a 9 year-old.

[harknessavagrant]

The top five.

You're askin' me to rank people like one's more fuckable than the next, but I don't function that way, man. I really don't!

[harknessavagrant]

themasterkoschei replied to your post: themasterkoschei replied to your post: Okay, fine,...

Only thing I wish to know is when you’ll cease being a proverbial thorn in my side.

It'd be easier if you left me the hell alone already.

[harknessavagrant]

Oh no, a scary laser screwdriver that’s incapable of penetrating the null field I’m protected by 100% of the time you’re around! Oh no! I’m so scared! Ahhh, I’m gonna pee.

[themasterkoschei]

……

[harknessavagrant]

Yeah, that's what I thought.

[harknessavagrant]

Five people you plan to eventually bed.

I plan to eventually bed more than five people...

[harknessavagrant]

themasterkoschei replied to your post: Okay, fine, name people you wish you could bed but time and location have forbidden it. Is that better, space whore?

I can guarantee that’s not me, Freak. I’m not remotely interested in your disgusting sexual exploits.

Liar, liar. Look, if there's something you want to know, just ask.