𝕋𝕠𝕥𝕒𝕝 𝕎𝕚𝕝𝕕 ℂ𝕒𝕣𝕕

THE ONE THE ONLY THE INFAMOUS ℍ𝔸ℝ𝕃𝔼𝕐 ℚ𝕌𝕀ℕℕ

[ahphra-archive-blog]

in my defense, i was left unattended

[harlcyquiiinn]

You're a dime-a-dozen criminal with nothing special to them. Mister J, Batman, Pamela, they all think so too.

break me → accepting

      “ --- oh yeah?? y’think so?? ‘cause i BETCHA if i was just a normal criminal, batsyboy wouldn’t bother havin’ t’deal with me!! what a WONDERFUL world that’d be!! bat-free, j-free?? a girl could only DREAM of that!! --- red on the other hand?? y’lyin’!! i wouldn’t be her ride’r die if she didn’t think SO HIGHLY of me!! ”

[harlcyquiiinn]

[text] I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn’t need it today.

texts 4 days → not accepting

[ text: daisy ]: so that’s where my doorknob went!![ text: daisy ]: kidding!! i still have all mine i think[ text: daisy ]: post it on craigslist!

[harlcyquiiinn]

[text] I feel like you’re pretending I didn’t bail you out of jail last night for trying to staple a cushion to the top of their car so you had a “comfy place to sit”

texts 4 days → accepting

[ text: ??? ]: this a wrong number??[ text: ??? ]: cause i havent been in jail in like so long[ text: ??? ]: but can i call u if i ever need u to bail me out?

[harlcyquiiinn]

nidclees:

THIS is not runeterra, not valoran — this is something completely new & something that she already is not very fond of. nidalee needs space, she needs countless forest areas where she can roam freely. now she has, what is it, seattle? seattle is not where she is meant to be. “ why am i here? ” her words came out as more of a feral growl, but they were still distinguishable.

      gosh. so NEEDY. “ ‘cause y’special!! obviously!! ” basically, she has no idea because she’s here unwillingly as well. not that it’s a BAD place to be. there’s definitely worse than seattle. “ look, lady, maybe y’might get some PROPER answers if y’asked, i dunno, POLITELY?? ” because, that’s harley. the queen of manners, apparently.

[harlcyquiiinn]

thccomicsans:

Shoving his newly flesh covered hands in his hoodie’s pockets, sans stared up at the public map, an unsettling and fixated smile still stretched across his face. After a moment simply staring at it, he gave a short ‘huh’ in thought. “welp.. this is unseattleing.” Not bothering to actually MOVE, sans eyes darted to the closest person, his face barely moving as he spoke. He wasn’t quite use to having such an animated face. “hey buddy, you mind if I pick your brain for a minute? i’m kinda bonely at the moment and it’s getting under my skin.”

      she wasn’t really one for HELPING strangers, especially not when she too was in the same boat ( sort of ). sure, she wasn’t exactly NEW to seattle, but it wasn’t exactly like she’d managed to make many friends... but to be fair?? anyone who greets her with a PUN is totally worthy in her books. “ bonely!! ” she let out a ( maybe slightly over dramatic ) laugh at his words. “ that’s a good one!! ‘cause y’got all the tatts!! ” yes, harley. he’s probably aware of that. “ as long as we ain’t talkin’ a lobotomy, pick away, sweets!! ”

[harlcyquiiinn]

’ you have the whitest teeth! you’ve got a hollywood smile! ’ (wendy @starxlanguage)

compliments for meme?? → accepting → @starxlanguage

      she beamed a smile at the younger girl, a hand reaching up to twirl at the ends of one of her pigtails. “ y’really think so?? i was always told i had a PRETTY smile. life’s not fun when y’always serious, y’know?? y’got y’self a nice smile too, sweetcheeks. ”

[harlcyquiiinn]

There’s too many people here. In general, we need another plague.

memes for a good time → accepting

      “ oooh!! i got a friend that knows how t’make the air all funky!! shame she ain’t here otherwise i could introduce ya to her and y’could’ve bonded over diminishin’ the human race. that’s a REAL shame, huh?? ”

[harlcyquiiinn]

The new girl growled at me. I almost told her she was a bad girl and she wouldn’t get a treat if she didn’t stop.-desantaoflossanto

memes for a good time → accepting → @desantaoflossantos

      “ y’see!! this is the problem with all ya bozo’s!! y’treat women like ANIMALS and then expect t’get laid and then people end up DEAD ‘cause y’get rejected since y’have no idea of how to treat a lady!! ”

[harlcyquiiinn]

“ Huh! A true classic never goes out of style! ”

meme queen → accepting

      “ y’can say that, but!! one day, everyone that loves it’ll be dead an’ then who’ll still be alive t’love it?? no one. everythin’ goes out of style eventually. y’just gotta accept it. ”

[harlcyquiiinn]

“ We belong dead. I’ll see you in hell, darling. ” ( delaveuve )

meme queen → accepting → @delaveuve

      “ nuh-uh. no sir-ee!! i’ve escaped death WAY too many times t’be told by some walkin’ blueberry that i belong dead. -- an’ with her!! sorry, lady. y’on you’re own. ”

[harlcyquiiinn]

ofbluecroquetmallets:

“ Seattle 2017…well Toto we’re definitely not in Kansas anymore.” She said to herself sarcastically, as she looked around. She gasped, lightly when in the distance she could see the ghost of Heather Chandler still staring at her. Damn, was she ever going to be free of her?

“ Leave me alone Heather.” Said Veronica, before jumping as she was startled by something. Before immediately trying to compose herself. “ Shit! I…I’m sorry I…uh…I was just…uh….who are you?”

      was she talking to something that wasn’t there?? she TOTALLY was. nice. “ y’don’t gotta apologize, sweetcheeks. ” with a grin, her eyes shot to the left and right a few times, as if she was trying to focus on listening to something before setting her attention back on the stranger. “ i hear ‘em too. ” was she ACTUALLY hearing anything?? or just making it up to get a rise out of the poor girl?? who knows. “ harley quinn. ” she beamed a smile in the others direction, a hand shooting out in the process. “ pleased t’meet’cha. ”

[harlcyquiiinn]

notdeadshanewalsh:

His face was bloody just as Rick had left it the night he was shot then brought back to life only to be shot again.  Shane slowly looked around he was so confused. How the fuck was he alive? He had some choice words for Rick Grimes and the rest of the group who left him to rot out on that forsaken farm.  “Hey. You got a tissue? Something so I  can clean up? Also you seen anyone by the name of Richard or Rick Grimes? I got some bones to pick with that rat bastard.” 

      she was CERTAINLY no medic, in fact?? she probably shouldn’t be giving medical advice at all at this point, but still. she needed her opinion to be KNOWN. “ y’should really get some anti-bacterial spray on that. -- looks nasty. ”

[jxffrey-woods-deactivated201502]

fill out with muse info.

[harlcyquiiinn]

name: harleen frances quinzel alias: harley quinn date of birth: july 29th 1990 languages: english orientation: bisexual. occupation: ex-psychologist, public nuisance  criminal record: multiple counts of: theft, GTA, assault, & accessory to murder. disorders: split personality disorder, schizophrenia

eye colour: blue hair colour: blonde ( naturally brown ) occasionally pink & blue or red & black tips height: 5′4″ scars: nothing relevant. small ones in various places.. burns: none overweight: no. underweight: no. 

song: mad hatter – melanie martinez

had sex: yes. had sex in public: yes. gotten pregnant: yes kissed a boy: yes. kissed a girl: yes. gotten tattoos: yes. gotten piercings: yes. smoked: yes. drank: yes. drugs: medicinal. been in love: yes. needed surgery: no. stayed up for more than twenty four hours: yes.

a virgin: no. a cuddler: yes a kisser: yes scared easily: no. jealous easily: yes. trustworthy: no. considered mean: yes. harmed self: no. thought of suicide: no. attempted suicide: no.

siblings: a sister pets: two hyenas, bud and lou.

[harlcyquiiinn]

“ Oh, my God, you really did a number on him, didn’t you? ”

meme queen → accepting

      she pulls a face, one of slight confusion and disgust as eyes glance down to the ( poor, poor ) man, now laying on the sidewalk. she didn’t hit him THAT hard, and honestly?? she was almost offended he felt the need to play up the injuries. if he wanted to be hurt  t h a t  bad, she could’ve actually done the job for him. “ he shouldn’ta snuck up on me!! y’don’t sneak up on a  l a d y  and not expect t’get a fist to y’throat. ” pause. “ if anythin’, i was GENTLE on him. he should be thankin’ me. ”

[certified-nutso]

‘Cause tonight I’m making deals with the devil and I know it’s gonna get me in trouble.