jade explosive harpoon

she/it tma | if you interact with me i will interact with you | mutuals can ask for discord

[harlequinabstract]

pinned post :P

call me jade

she/it tma no they ever

if you think i am wrong about something please talk to me about it i am not always sure i am right so please do correct me

en/fr/zh/ru

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the socially anxious little girl would like to silently observe your discord server

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if she is feeling particularly brave she might emote react to one of the messages

[mimeo-tan]

go to umamusu.wiki and select random page until you get an uma. do you like her?

yes very

yes

somewhat

no

not at all

Remaining time: 4 days 14 hours

https://umamusu.wiki/Main_Page

[toskarin]

when the rpgmaker game is alright: honestly the soundtrack was pretty good!

when the rpgmaker game is fucking bad and also it's the 2010s:

[toskarin]

[voidpaws]

ok anyways. post this beast

[foxonrollerskates]

I HAVE THE OTHER PART TO THIS PHOTO

[harlequinabstract]

impcore anarchist: i do not dream of labour

the humble pregnancy fetishist: i beg to differ

[pregnantpuppet]

the six year old princess would like to make some awesome economical changes that will be felt for centuries to come

[trans-lunarinjection]

I like capella only women are allowed to be strange sex freaks

[syzygydream]

I'll say it in red! Kanon was killed at coordinates corresponding to a complex number that is a zero of the Riemann zeta function! Furthermore, there are no dead bodies at any coordinates corresponding to negative even integers or complex numbers with real part 1/2. No dead bodies have been moved from the location of their deaths! Come on Battler, explain that without magic! I dare you! *cackle* *cackle*

[galefarce61]

[yuriartillery]

when she loses a sword duel to me and sucks my penis to completion: 👍

[maskdoll]

👎

[yuriartillery]

when she's ugly sobbing because her ideal of justice has my cum smeared all over it: 👍

[swagophile]

basically due to my contrarian nature i'm not allowed to play deltarune until years after it's finished and the hype fandom cycle and well and truly over cus then i can play it for the first time and appreciate it without wanting to hate on it because everyone around me is talking about it constantly. this is also why i havent watched much of the digital circus yet. you have to understand. this is just what i'm like

[swagophile]

i know very few of you will still be fixated on this stuff years down the line and i'm actively looking forward to it because i'm incapable of seperating the things i engage with from the discourse/hype cycles that surround them. this is because I Suck And I'm Basically Just A Lame 2000's Hipster. Glasses And All

[perception-filter]

this is why i don't read mori posts they're too popular and people are always reblogging them around. i only read posts after they stop being circulated

[swagophile]

i'm gonna kick your ass so hard they have to send you all the way back to the dinosaur age and in the dinosaur age you're going to get killed and eaten and touched badly by every single dinosaur (all of them) because thats how bad you got owned

[harlequinabstract]

haha imagine projecting your feelings through your spearshaft conjuring a brilliant spearhead which cuts through all matter before it

[orpheuslament]

(no beers in) does anyone wanna keep me as their house pet forever

[illyamorous]

16 is basically fully grown

[illyamorous]

so no im having strabey milk because it's a dignified and refined drink

[toskarin]

[illyamorous]

being a big brother is a dangerous position to be in