testosterone girl @harlequinboy - Tumblr Blog

hi yeah i know ive been on this medication for 8 years but i need-- yeah. yeah 3 more months please. I'll call you in 3 months to beg for 3 more months, thanks. Bye. Love you.

#and i have to pay $150 every time

shanebug

for @hornylittlecoyote <3

#ben affleck smoking.jpg #hr

tlirsgender

Hal's kind of cunty

tlirsgender

HAL 9000 has that smooth calm pleasant tone of voice with just a hint of contempt. Like google maps. Or some petty queens. He just reads as sort of femmy slay to me I don't know. God forbid women do anything etc

tlirsgender

If he had a body he would be filing his nails and side eyeing you

tlirsgender

[ID: three replies from @borrelia that read:

1. "would you be pleased to know that indeed when 2001 came out, a LOT of people noticed this? kubrick and clarke each (iirc) got asked if hal is intentionally gay, if he's kind of womanly, kind of fruity (said with original derision) etc."

2. "anyway when acc wrote the sequels he retconned dave bowman to be gay and then he and hal spent a thousand years together. also in the barbie life in the dreamhouse shorts they made hal barbie's cunty pink closet. so that's probably the best adaptation of the books ive ever seen"

3. "oh right and in the later editions of 2001, acc puts some of his original notes in the preamble, including the idea (that would become hal) of introducing "slightly fag robots"" /end ID]

Well I see I'm not the only one who noticed the computer was serving. Call that gay coded

tlirsgender

Found this post again. Let's hear it for slightly fag robots

tlirsgender

Happy pride to HAL 9000

#happy pride to the slightly fag robots

fuck it lets just toss some guys in there

#might as well throw the puck in too #TIED GAME LFGGGGG BABYYYY #carolina hurricanes #canes lb

HOLY FUCK WE'RE SO BACK

#3 goals in 39 seconds ??????#hello ???????#carolina hurricanes #canes lb

laurbyboom

#peach time #thanks jorb

squaresaw

So last month I got hit by a car and died right. Which I didn't initially realize until I watched some guy haul my body into his pickup and drive off. Which, being that it's deep in rural Michigan, I assume means my body will make some venison jerky and maybe some wall decoration, and I'll be resigned to being one of hundreds of deer ghosts floating around Saginaw, which is w/e. But then I find out the guy works at a taxidermy shop or something, and he's actually pretty good at stuffing and mounting deer carcasses, which I come to find out when I find myself face to face with my old body in the shop window. So naturally, I figure since ghosts need to possess something to interact with the living world and etc etc etc the most logical thing to do is to possess my own body, since it's basically a statue of myself. And a little surprisingly, it actually fits like a glove. Like, since it's my body, it feels like stepping right back into place. So I get out of town and back to my herd, eventually. And that's where the trouble starts coming into it, because after I get settled again, I don't know how to explain to everyone else what feels so weird. Like since I can move my body and do everything I used to do, it's functionally the same, like nothing happened. Or it SHOULD be, so I don't know how to explain how it's NOT. But it's just hard to explain it to someone who's never been hit by a truck I guess

#the michigan experience

THE STRESS. THE DRAMA. THE RELIEF. THE ELATION

#lfggggggg #fuck vgk !!!!!!#carolina hurricanes

[screaming, crying, throwing up] canes in five

#carolina hurricanes #fuck vgk

bandsanitizer

lem0nademouth

did u know abt 25% of ppl diagnosed w autism will also experience seizures at some point in their life anyway what do we think abt shane appearing to zone out for just a second too long or one too many times in a day and ilya decides he’s gonna bring it up with shane after their game tonight bc he’s getting really worried but doesn’t want to stress shane out before they play the las vegas sex offenders but unfortunately shane gets marleau 2.0’d bc he has an absence seizure on the ice and just slams into whatever he’s skating toward and ilya has to relive one of the most terrifying moments of his life believing he could have prevented it

#ilya experiencing one of the worst days of his life #and c*rter h*rt is just. also there