yikes..

Typical John Egbert roleplayer at your service. M.A: None, atm!

[sunshineterror-a]

We all can’t be tall lanky beanstalks like you and Dave, John.

Where should it be held?

[harlesin-blog]

uhhhh, i don’t know? asking the most indecisive person here is not a good idea.

[sunshineterror-a]

Fine.

Who’s house is bigger?

[harlesin-blog]

@techdecks :)

[alphapuppeteer-blog]

i can't even eat any of the candies you listed. you should be taking advantage of the fact that you won't swell up like a chipmunk if you do!

you aint missing shitthey all taste like death anyway

[harlesin-blog]

they’d especially taste like death for me, given that fact that i’d probably…literally be dead?

[alphapuppeteer-blog]

like i said they taste like shit either way, im more a chips kinda guy then candy ever had chocolate covered chips? so good

[harlesin-blog]

chocolate covered chips as in like...potato chips? covered in chocolate? that sounds pretty nasty, dude. i like chocolate covered pretzels, though!

[sunshineterror-a]

We all can’t be tall lanky beanstalks like you and Dave, John.

Where should it be held?

[harlesin-blog]

uhhhh, i don't know? asking the most indecisive person here is not a good idea.

[alphapuppeteer-blog]

i can't even eat any of the candies you listed. you should be taking advantage of the fact that you won't swell up like a chipmunk if you do!

you aint missing shitthey all taste like death anyway

[harlesin-blog]

they'd especially taste like death for me, given that fact that i'd probably...literally be dead?

[sunshineterror-a]

You both appeared again at the same time.

When’s the wedding?

@harlesin @techdecks

[harlesin-blog]

still debating over it, but if the wedding isn’t star wars themed then don’t expect me to be there. “why john, you can’t just NOT show up to your own wedding!” you say? w a t c h m e.

[sunshineterror-a]

If you don’t show up, I’m stealing Dave back.

[harlesin-blog]

go for it! i’d do anything to get that leech off my back.

jk…

[sunshineterror-a]

Pft. You two.

I missed you nerds.

[harlesin-blog]

missed you too, rose! we all need to hang out again some time. like a really lame sleepover where we could play clue, or something!

[sunshineterror-a]

That’d be lovely.

Except, we’re adults and Casey and an alt of Karkat might crash the entire thing demanding attention from their mother(me).

Well, Casey might. Karkat would probably just text me complaining about college and Striders.

[harlesin-blog]

pfft, who says adults can’t have sleepovers? we can find the time! i’m sure your little ones will be cool, but they could always hang out with us if they’d like to!

[sunshineterror-a]

“Little ones”. That’s a crack at our height, isn’t it.

Fine fine. Sleepover it is.

[harlesin-blog]

...it might be? but yeah, it's settled! mission best sleepover ever is in action.

[sunshineterror-a]

You both appeared again at the same time.

When’s the wedding?

@harlesin @techdecks

[harlesin-blog]

still debating over it, but if the wedding isn’t star wars themed then don’t expect me to be there. “why john, you can’t just NOT show up to your own wedding!” you say? w a t c h m e.

[sunshineterror-a]

If you don’t show up, I’m stealing Dave back.

[harlesin-blog]

go for it! i’d do anything to get that leech off my back.

jk…

[sunshineterror-a]

Pft. You two.

I missed you nerds.

[harlesin-blog]

missed you too, rose! we all need to hang out again some time. like a really lame sleepover where we could play clue, or something!

[sunshineterror-a]

That’d be lovely.

Except, we’re adults and Casey and an alt of Karkat might crash the entire thing demanding attention from their mother(me).

Well, Casey might. Karkat would probably just text me complaining about college and Striders.

[harlesin-blog]

pfft, who says adults can't have sleepovers? we can find the time! i'm sure your little ones will be cool, but they could always hang out with us if they'd like to!

[locallyloved]

Does anyone actually have their shit together cause I feel like we’re all just faking it

[sunshineterror-a]

You both appeared again at the same time.

When’s the wedding?

@harlesin @techdecks

[harlesin-blog]

still debating over it, but if the wedding isn’t star wars themed then don’t expect me to be there. “why john, you can’t just NOT show up to your own wedding!” you say? w a t c h m e.

[sunshineterror-a]

If you don’t show up, I’m stealing Dave back.

[harlesin-blog]

go for it! i’d do anything to get that leech off my back.

jk…

[sunshineterror-a]

Pft. You two.

I missed you nerds.

[harlesin-blog]

missed you too, rose! we all need to hang out again some time. like a really lame sleepover where we could play clue, or something!

[sunshineterror-a]

@harlesin

I spy a John.

Between you and Dave, you drop off the planet like nobody’s business.

[harlesin-blog]

alright, in my defensive i’ve been very…busy! and since when do you take dave’s word for ANYTHING? he spews out as much bullshit on a daily basis than trump does, and that’s saying something.

[sunshineterror-a]

Busy. Right.

Uh huh. John, I don’t believe anything either of you say. You both drown me in bullshit.

I just learned to accept it.

[harlesin-blog]

is this how you welcome me back onto social media, rose? ouch…my frail heart….cannot take this pure……disrespect. next time i drop off the face of the earth for two weeks, we all know who’s at fault this time.

[sunshineterror-a]

Oh you know I love you, bullshit aside.

Welcome back, John. I’d throw a party but magic anons has made my house off limits to all but my children and partners.

[harlesin-blog]

too late for that, rose. my heart is not able to be mended, for it has lost too many pieces along the way. :’( but nooow who’s spewing bs? magic anons? unbelievable!

[sunshineterror-a]

You’re such a drama queen.

Just you wait, John. Just you wait.

Besides we’re all so full of bs, we’d eventually end up spewing it.

[harlesin-blog]

well you're right on that one! i load up my machine gun with bullshit every chance i get so i could 360 no scope everyone in the surrounding area when they least expect it. you're having a peaceful day? think again, buddy. john the mlg champ is here to hit you with that BS.

[sunshineterror-a]

You both appeared again at the same time.

When’s the wedding?

@harlesin @techdecks

[harlesin-blog]

still debating over it, but if the wedding isn’t star wars themed then don’t expect me to be there. “why john, you can’t just NOT show up to your own wedding!” you say? w a t c h m e.

[sunshineterror-a]

If you don’t show up, I’m stealing Dave back.

[harlesin-blog]

go for it! i'd do anything to get that leech off my back.

jk...

[sunshineterror-a]

@harlesin

I spy a John.

Between you and Dave, you drop off the planet like nobody’s business.

[harlesin-blog]

alright, in my defensive i’ve been very…busy! and since when do you take dave’s word for ANYTHING? he spews out as much bullshit on a daily basis than trump does, and that’s saying something.

[sunshineterror-a]

Busy. Right.

Uh huh. John, I don’t believe anything either of you say. You both drown me in bullshit.

I just learned to accept it.

[harlesin-blog]

is this how you welcome me back onto social media, rose? ouch…my frail heart….cannot take this pure……disrespect. next time i drop off the face of the earth for two weeks, we all know who’s at fault this time.

[sunshineterror-a]

Oh you know I love you, bullshit aside.

Welcome back, John. I’d throw a party but magic anons has made my house off limits to all but my children and partners.

[harlesin-blog]

too late for that, rose. my heart is not able to be mended, for it has lost too many pieces along the way. :'( but nooow who's spewing bs? magic anons? unbelievable!

[sunshineterror-a]

You both appeared again at the same time.

When’s the wedding?

@harlesin @techdecks

[harlesin-blog]

still debating over it, but if the wedding isn't star wars themed then don't expect me to be there. "why john, you can't just NOT show up to your own wedding!" you say? w a t c h m e.

[sunshineterror-a]

@harlesin

I spy a John.

Between you and Dave, you drop off the planet like nobody’s business.

[harlesin-blog]

alright, in my defensive i’ve been very…busy! and since when do you take dave’s word for ANYTHING? he spews out as much bullshit on a daily basis than trump does, and that’s saying something.

[sunshineterror-a]

Busy. Right.

Uh huh. John, I don’t believe anything either of you say. You both drown me in bullshit.

I just learned to accept it.

[harlesin-blog]

is this how you welcome me back onto social media, rose? ouch...my frail heart....cannot take this pure......disrespect. next time i drop off the face of the earth for two weeks, we all know who's at fault this time.

[sunshineterror-a]

@harlesin

I spy a John.

Between you and Dave, you drop off the planet like nobody’s business.

[harlesin-blog]

alright, in my defensive i've been very...busy! and since when do you take dave's word for ANYTHING? he spews out as much bullshit on a daily basis than trump does, and that's saying something.

[doiseecol0r]

[thebestoftumbling]

big dog and puppy enjoying some veg

[superjiantwerewolf]

wow!! CRUNCH

[the-cub-among-us]

salad babies

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa video games ohhhh yeah. i do enjoy em. got the ol controller on mydesk and im twiddling the knobs, and im pressing the buttons onthe controoller and i make the man move