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[harleymoony]

How to Get Away with Murder

by harleymoony on ao3

everyone thank @grapenehifics for encouraging me to write this :)

CORUSCANT vs. ANAKIN SKYWALKER

Young father and decorated army vet charged with first-degree murder of his wife, Senator Padmé Amidala. Anakin Skywalker was found crouching over his dead wife's body, blood on his hands, mourning, in the Skywalker residence in the middle of the night. Since then, Skywalker has been placed on house arrest while he awaits his trial. If found guilty, he will face life in prison or the death penalty.

The high-profile case skyrocketed in popularity when infamous defense attorney, Sheev Palpatine from Sith Group Law Firm Offices, initially took on the case. But due to unforeseen circumstances and irreconcilable differences, Skywalker has dismissed Palpatine. Now Jedi Law Firm has confirmed their taking on the case, led by board-certified criminal defense lawyer Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Prologue: Motion to Substitute Counsel

[harleymoony]

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[alilyhn]

Shitpost

[obiwancreampie]

he's so fucking sick and twisted i swear. when he thinks obi-wan & padmé might be having an affair...

with her the betrayal is about their vows, about the general fact that she's done it at all. with obi-wan it's about him. about the fact that he specifically has betrayed anakin. what the fuck

and on mustafar, immediately after choking out his heavily pregnant wife for showing the barest hint of pulling away...

anakin offers obi-wan the chance to just leave. knowing he's sidious's number one kill-on-sight. despite feeling betrayed by obi-wan already, betrayed by the entire order, despite hating them enough to slaughter them.... he gives obi-wan a choice?!

immediately after. after choking out. his. pregnant wife.

what the fuck. is wrong with him

[intermundia]

In Windham’s The Rise and Fall of Darth Vader, the first thing Anakin hears on the other side of death is Obi-Wan saying his name:

The fact that the first thing Anakin does is call him “Master” and apologize profusely, and then Obi-Wan offers to teach him one last time,,

[shatouto]

and it’s really neat because it matches with obi-wan’s pov, too!

[intermundia]

Because I am your friend.

[star-walking]

im still ill about this

[harleymoony]

GUYS?!?!?!

[jabbadeeznutts]

cuntyyyyy

[harleymoony]

Chapters: 2/10 Fandom: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Obi-Wan Kenobi/Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala/Anakin Skywalker Characters: Obi-Wan Kenobi, Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala, Ahsoka Tano, CT-7567 | Rex, CC-2224 | Cody Additional Tags: Angst, Hurt No Comfort, obikin, obikin endgame, anidala breakup, Slow Burn, Slow Burn Breakup, Slice of Life, this is how a relationship dies, by hurt no comfort i mean no comfort for padme, this is sad i know but OBIKIN Summary:

Not for the first time, Padme goes through the story of her relationship with Anakin and does what she has always done. She looks at it from a distance, like a project timeline presentation she’d have on a PowerPoint at work, and analyzes it objectively... Where did it all go wrong? When did it all end? … And she concludes morosely that it was doomed from the start. She didn’t know how to love Anakin, plain and simple. Obi-Wan did. It was a rigged game from the beginning.

[tideswept]

listen, they may be freak4freak but obi-wan is the freak for anakin in that relationship, okay? okay, glad we had this conversation, bring it in for a hug

[harleymoony]

is it a well-established obikin headcanon that obi-wan takes the right side of the bed while anakin takes the left side or am i high???

this is a universally accepted obikin headcanon, right? RIGHT??

[obiwancreampie]

...which could mean nothing.

Nick Gillard interviewed by IGN / Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith Novelization written by Matthew Stover / Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith

Bonus:

[harleymoony]

update on how to get away with murder fic

yes, i'm still alive!!!

yes, i'm still writing the next chapter!!!

yes, it's taking a long time bc i want it to be perfect :')

yes, you may have a tiny snippet of chapter 4:

He opens his mouth to, perhaps, say something more about the complexities of the judicial system, but Luke’s gleeful voice interrupts him.

“Obi-Wan! Can we get ice cream?”

The bright, neon green sign towering over an equally bright building greets him through the windshield just a few hundred feet away.

Not tonight, dear one.

That’s what he should’ve said.

Five minutes later, Obi-Wan waits patiently as the boy presses his nose against the cool glass displaying the tubs of ice cream in all their colorful glory.

[nmaro]

[chigbungus]

fic idea i have where obi-wan and anakin are sparring or dueling or whatever and instead of actually making saber contact they just start twirling sabers and doing tricks to show off like 2 idiots. just like in ROTS but dialed up to 11

[harleymoony]

ao3 being down for more than a day has revealed just how dependent i am on my obikin fanfics to function like a normal adult and idk what to do with that—sure as hell not gonna sit with it— so time to go to fanfiction.net and beg for crumbs

[serotoninisheldinkiwis]