asexual whore

💚🐸title credit to Jared the lil bitch 🐸💚 💚🐸snap: harleyparkergot🐸💚

[harleyparker]

i mean like i havent been on here for a year and a half but ive come back and seen that people i follow now role play as transformers so i think i’m good lol bye

[leoreturns-deactivated20110811]

I have been waiting all year to post this.

[tumboner]

omg

[merspers]

This has been in my queue for months.

[mcgooglykins]

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

[thatsoundsprettynice]

YES

[xbstnmnr-deactivated20241116]

omg i didnt reblog this last year!

[petamia-blog]

HAHAHAH

[iguanamouth]

draw a creature that is a mix of two words that rhyme

[byebyebabbus-deactivated2013050]

[zillyblog]

this is a harvest mouse appreciation post

literally the cutest animal ever in history look at this lil fuzz

tiny bean ! friendly bean

they climb on basically everything. probably to get closer to kiss u

if this mouse gets any more disney than this it will probably break out into song

just look at this tiny nugget !!!

harvest mice use their tails for stability while climbing but also to be unnecessarily cute. this deters predators

tiny feet !!!!! tiny toes !

momma with itty puffs

kisses !! 1 hit KO

they are literally too small how dare

harvest mice !!!

harvest mice !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

harv e s t  m i c e  !! ! !!!

thankyou for your time

[jigglypuffsvevo]

[melowtune]

[jwasontodd]

[mslockheart]

I always have to start the New Years with this picture.

[chrissimpsonsartistxox]

[hairstylesbeauty]

..and that’s how babies are made in the 21st century. (via) hairstylesbeauty.tumblr.com

[koriandrea]

fuckin nerds sexting

[hockpock]

this went a completely different direction than i was expecting,

[mickeyjperez]

Serious relationship goals

[bobrunsgoldfish-deactivated2018]

This is far more advanced than any sexting I’ve ever done.

[pithy-partyy]

omg.

[handsomemelanin-deactivated2023]

This was art.

[blinded-cupid-blog]

I like that lol

[candiikismet]

Next level shit. I love it

[user73919363749313-deactivated2]

Somebody did a Dat Boi cosplay. When they were walking down the main corridor people from either side of the hall and the balconies saw him and started screaming “OH SHIT” “ITS DAT BOI” “OH SHIT WHADDUP” and it was the best echo I’ve ever heard

[yourbigsisnissi]

You deserve someone who cannot wait to see you and be around you. Who calls first and doesn’t care what that looks like. Who wants to see you grow and will watch in awe as you become the best version of you. Who wants to love you and is ready to receive the love you have for them So why settle for someone you have to beg for a text or beg for effort from?

[seaweedcostume]

Can we please talk about the experiment who just made sandwiches throughout the entire series on Lilo & Stitch

look at him

[wiccanwarrior]

friendly reminder that Rube had the same powers and strength as stitch, but had a higher intelligence resulting in him being able to speak perfectly….but instead of being obsessed with destroying cities…only cared about making sandwiches… 

[fishtwigz]

use your powers for good not evil kids

[criminal-mastermind]

[10inchflaccid-deactivated201701]

its the no notes ghoast

[foxfamilyfeatures-blog]

[leafcrunch]

tumblr’s code may change but no notes ghost stays the same

[papertownsy]

Seb and Chris have become self-conscious of staring into the distance during interviews in fear of becoming the next viral sensation