*sniffs you*
fuck youâre smell
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@strangebutnotastranger
*sniffs you*
fuck youâre smell
i feel like all i do is watch people and notice all the beautiful things about them and try to understand them fully and no one does that for me ⊠sometimes i feel like iâm just a mirror to reflect people back to themselves. a vessel for love and thatâs it⊠i make everyone else into poetry and no one else sees me the way i see them itâs so depressing
bro shut up iâm trying to remember every detail of my dream last night please just give me some peace dudeÂ
hank hill drinks respect women juice
itâs propane
facts are jameela jamil and lizzo are doing some of the most important and groundbreaking work in terms of challenging body norms and disordered eating - work that is WELL overdue in that industry - and regardless of ur opinion on them personally, regardless of the fact that yes they r still part of the inherently flawed capitalist institution of celebrity, regardless of missteps they might make along the way (bc they are human and also under way more scrutiny bc theyâre both women of colour), what they are doing will, with no exaggeration, save lives
can tongues in fanfiction stop fighting each other for dominance, let them come home from war
itâs really fucked up because the guy who did that study found out that tongues only do that in captivity and that wild tongues are actually much more sociable with each other
damn bitch, you live like this?
damn bitch, you love like this?
damn bitch, you laugh like this?
Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? Itâs on the house
Peter: thank you, but I canât
Bartender: why not
Peter:
Bartender:
Peter, trying not to give his age away: Iâm pregnant
Bartender, shook: oh, congratulations, boy or girl?
Peter, now in full-on panic mode: itâs an uh, spider
Iâm seeing stuff in the notes about âMiles would do thisâ and I just want to say: youâre absolutely right. All Spider-folks across all universes share one (1) singular brain cell and most of the time itâs Gwenâs.
As the current author of Spider-Gwen, I can attest that Gwen has not seen the brain cell in years.
woops
kids and teens these days are so fucking funny. theyâre so much funnier than any group of teens/kids before them
god i wish I could be this fucking funny
never stop collecting little things that make you happy! rocks! buttons! feathers! flowers! sticks! bugs! bones! never stop!
how did a crow get a tumblr
with his fuckin email and a password howâd u get here
[me, gently pulling worms from the dirt] and ur evicted and ur evicted and ur e
[me, gently scooping up worms with a stick after a rainstorm] go back to bed go back to bed go bac
[me, gently placing worms in my compost pile] bon appétit bon appétit bon appéti
helpful grammar tip! farther is for physical distance, further is for metaphorical distance, and father is for emotional distance!
Who hurt you?
my father did you not read the post