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hydro-homies

The Roomba that saved the world

porterr-robinson

catlips001

Donald: “Phew. The snow storm can’t get us here..

A- ”

magiashley

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thebeanestbad

hey op? What the fuck. Like this isn’t even some random thing either this is what you hear when you’ve been driving for too long along a dark Nevada road and your headlights turn off. This is what you hear in the back of your head when you wake up in the desert with no memory of the previous night. What the fuck.

itsaudreynotaubrey

This will never NOT be funny

ohnomarvel

Me writing fanfiction: Thank you for reading! I’ll post the next chapter soon!

wlwdisasterr

god damn you writers of unfinshed stories

the-memedaddy

frostvalkyrie

This is the most meaningful thing I have ever seen.

*skadush*

iason-zoldyck-lindocruz

Thanos is fucking dead

sparkytheandroid

the slogan for campbells soup in the 80’s was just “Soup is Good Food” and i wanna meet the young hotshot pussy destroyer who came up with that one

sparkytheandroid

mariowiki

WHEN YOU HIT THE LAST LAP IN MARIO KART AND THE MUSIC SPEEDS UP

ontarom

Does anybody remember this “go nuts, show nuts, whatever” gem? Oh how the mighty have fallen.

wizardshark

“lol Android users be like-” your phone is designed to break down after a year, your apps are all programmed to draw unnecessary power after 2 years, all your accessories and hardware are arbitrarily made with only 1 kind of plug in mind so you can’t use them with anything else or get them from anywhere else, the cables are 150$ and break in a year, your phones will not charge if there is lint in the port, the stores will ask you for 150$ to remove that lint, the phone itself is 900$

But your chat bubbles are blue so that balances it out right

wizardshark

they literally removed the audio plugin and called it a benefit that it can now only work with their arbitrary wireless headphones. They coloured the phones a pinky gold and sold it for twice as much.

This isn’t a drag against you this is a drag against apple, the company. Their products are price hiked to an insane, impossible degree. They aren’t selling you the product, they are selling you the superiority of being able to smugly say you have an iphone.

They deliberately built up a culture of apple supremacy (especially as a class barrier but i aint even gonna go into that), and now people are making posts like “lmao android users have a bad camera” (they dont) or “lmao android users send bad snapchats” (the android version of snap is deliberately coded to force lower resolution images in order to, surprise, get people saying that exact thing to further encourage #iphoneculture)

Buy an iphone if you want lord knows I’ve bought frivolouss things but can you PLEASE recognize youre being deceived??? theyre playing you every single time you make a post about your iphone and buy into their culture to squeeze more and more money out of you and divide the market and inevitably the classes.