A(-)tiny Stay Bestie💞

|Salem|She/they|German|20|bisexual disaster|Ulting: Stray Kids, Ateez & P1harmony 💙| |The sky grew darker, painted blue on blue, one stroke at a time, into deeper and deeper shades of night.” – Haruki Murakami|

[fellooooowsys]

Has this been done before

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

gaslighting someone by saying they're too smart to be gaslit so you're not gaslighting them

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

this would work on me

[bonerpill-deactivated20230602]

No it wouldn’t. You’re too smart.

[wizzardhat]

Posts like this are like modern day fables. Yeah ill reblog this funny little exchange, but next time someone says this to me ill remember this post and hear kill bill sirens.

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

Apparently the press learned nothing from the AIDS crisis.

[huffylemon]

[miss-wizard]

think about how much fucking math this guy had to do. all while thinking this was a good idea

[he-needs-more-whiskey]

top ten stairs to trip and die on while drunk off your ass

[definite-human]

[butchsunbeam-deactivated2022120]

dishwashing affirmations

the dishes are more scared of you than you are scared of them.

if you put on a little song you can have a dish washing party.

washing dishes is a great way to make new friends (e.g. frying pans, cups, etc.).

despite any misinformation you may see online, a fork has never bitten anyone. they are gentle, even-tempered creatures that often just want to nap.

[mini-wrants]

The parties are not the same

The parties are not the same

The parties are not the same

[cutecutejames]

I added the numbers in a high-visibility way in case the image was hard to read for people.

This is insane.

[lungthief]

not to sound like a medieval peasant or a catholic but i resent anti-carb propaganda so much like bread will never be evil it is holy it is divine it is one of life’s most simple yet decadent pleasures. love is stored in the bread

[goodnightwindy]

4 days until wet rat wednesday

[goodnightwindy]

3 days until wet rat wednesday

[goodnightwindy]

1 day until wet rat wednesday

[goodnightwindy]

happy wet rat wednesday

[public-universal-sister]

Despite all my wrath I am still just a rat in a bath

[staffs-secret-blog]

What I've learnt from Stray and Untitled Goose Game is that people just love playing as animals and messing around with people

[sandmandaddy69]

[sigmaleph]

what's this 'wife' business? nobody calls him Prince-Consort Mario

[rustingbridges]

if Bowser kidnapped my plumbing client, I would be saying “wahoo” as long as those hours were billable

[ocdnatural-deactivated20220809]

when dealing with mosquitos do you:

leave them alone and let them hang out around in ur room (normal)

trap them with a cup and a sheet of paper and put them outside (mostly normal)

slap them in the air or on your skin (sure)

hit them while theyre on the wall or a piece of furniture so it leaves a stain (absolutely fucking deranged)

[sergle]

ABSOLUTELY love these tags I respect this person so much

[brokendreamsandpyramidschemes]

[ritterdoodles]

You can tell OP has never lived in an area infested in mosquitoes, those assholes suck to the highest degree

[agentfrostbite]

Plot twist, OP is an alien researcher attempting to gather information and wildly misinterpreting humanity’s reactions

[batsy-bueller]

OP this you?

[crazy-brazilian]

[guerrillatech]

[jv]

This is akin all those hot takes about the 2k bug being an hoax:

"Remember when they told us every computer was going to crash on 1/1/01 and there would be chaos and then nothing happened?"

Yeah, I remember. And I'm sure every programmer and sysadmin that contributed the billion person/hour global effort to prevent it also remembers.

[alarajrogers]

No one talks about acid rain anymore, either. And that's a very good thing.

[langernameohnebedeutung]

What if 😳 the Federal Government of Germany 😳 is does Gay? On Facebook? 😳

[inoffizielles-deutschland]

POV: Du googlest den größten Berg in Norddeutschland.

[soulessgingersthings-deactivate]

I like women so much that sometimes I forget I'm bi.

Like I'll see a cute dude and be like, oh yeah I like those.

I forgot I could do that.

[disasterbabylesbian]