Where Harmonic Structure Goes To Die

I moved lol, I should’ve done this years ago, still harmonic-oblivion but it’s my main now. Go join me there I guess

[harmonic-oblivion2]

I finally fixed my main blog so I suppose if my nonsense is interesting join me back there? I’ve been treating this as my main for years but it very much is not. Same name though.

@harmonic-oblivion

[viktor-sbor]

Forced discharge of thunderclouds (a projectile with a metal cable is fired, along which a thunderstorm discharge descends)

[nsomniacsdream]

That is awesome.

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

It is a crime that there is no sound

[ignescent]

Summon lightning, as cast by the ranger

[ophelie-trichereau]

[justsomeectoplasm]

Oh to be a strange gnc cloaked person exploring an abandoned world and vibing

[justsomeectoplasm]

1000 of ya'll agree so get your ponchos and cloaks we're going on an ambigious journey with no clear destination and either vibe on some ruins or kill an omnipresent being.

[justsomeectoplasm]

He doesn't stand a fucking chance

[horse-immorality-deactivated202]

Just an observation

[kuropin]

Goats

[kuropin]

Actually have embroidered one of them for a pouch!

[bosquedemel-deactivated20220915]

college is all about going up and down stairs

[prinnay]

Weapon Fairies # 1 - 4

longwing, rosemary, naginata

erebid moth, sage, katana

honeybee, honeybush, rocket launcher

death’s head hawkmoth, chamomile, shamshir

[dim-ashes]

Edelgard and Hubert when I recruited their whole class to Golden deer.

Meanwhile Claude

[disastergenius]

A while ago, someone said they had the thought of Alex Newall (DM for RQG) guesting on Critical Role because 2 degrees of separation via Grant Howitt. 

However, I think we overlooked the idea that Brennan Lee “I’m all the bad guys” Mulligan and Alexander J “a monster but we respect his craft” would also get along

[zephrah-is-for-fuckers]

Reasons why Beau and Caleb haven’t taken down Ludinus Da’leth in the years since campaign 2, in decreasing order of likeliness

Fucking Da’Leth has always had personal power above the CA and the crown, making him nearly untouchable. Extricating him from the power structures of the Empire will likely be a long term project

The CA are stonewalling them. They’re protecting their own to protect their status and breaking down that wall will take a long time

Dismantling Trent’s legacy and revamping the Volstrecker program to stop harming children takes precedence. And Astrid isn’t always the most helpful. Not because she’s evil just because she’s a fancy archmage now so the only way she can publicly fuck with her ex is by tying him up in paperwork forever

Therapy. They’re both in therapy and it’s taking so much time

Uk’otoa (uk’otoa uk’otoa)

Stuck in the happy fun ball

Yussa is trapped in another Wizard Trap™️ and they’re super busy breaking him free

Kingsley tried to become the plank king and failed and the entire mighty nein have spent the past few years trying and failing to break him out of Pirate Prison. Ocean’s Nein.

Kingsley tried to become the plank king and SUCCEEDED and they’re stuck reckoning with the repercussions of that

Fjord and Jester blew up an orphanage and now the mighty nein have like 30 kids between them

The Rumblecusp Resort Retirement Plan got moved up, and actually running a business takes a LOT of work. Beau is the sole bartender to an entire island and is Stressed about it. Caleb did such a good job planning the BeauYasha date that now he runs a hotel and spa. It’s Exandria’s premier proposal destination

Trent is a whiny little bitch who requires a lot of attention as a prisoner, and Caleb is busy spoon-feeding him his Joker Mush

Dual honeymoon to the feywild ran a little long. Time is a weird soup.

In trying to find out who’s on the Tal’Dorei council the mighty nein somehow ended up ON the Tal’Dorei council and their municipal jobs have to come first now

The mighty nein can’t turn down weird cities. They are actually already on the moon, and Bells Hells will have to fight them in space as the final battle of the campaign

[eyes-of-avalir]

yeah I know they obviously haven’t had time to take down the whole assembly yet but I just think it’s funny

[harmonic-oblivion2]

Recently discovered what carillon is in Dutch and was driven to make this terrible joke. No one I know will find this funny.

Correction: No one at all should find this funny

[betweentheheavesofstorm]

dnd affirmations 💕

[toastyglow]

process

[missizzy]

Fic: Excerpt from “The Mighty Nein”(Critical Role)

For nearly eighty years, half-Elven author Marcus Elveren has been considered the authority in writing about the history of Wildemount since the Calamity, and his tenth book may be his most ambitious yet.   In The Mighty Nein: How an Unlikely Group of Misfits Left Wildemount Better Than They Found It-And Also Saved the World, Elveren traces the lives and times  of no less than nine different individuals who came together in the 9th Century PD to protect the world from a terrifying menace, something made more difficult by the shocking and ultimately heartbreaking complication of one of them sharing a body with him, and save countless lives by their victory.  And yet their doing so is not very well known, even as they also achieved a smaller amount of fame-or infamy-for various other reasons.

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[otterlyart]

Local man about to make terrible & sexy decisions