crisis in the burbs

Dana. 28. she/her

[ihavedeclaredwaronthemoonxx]

he would slay every goose for his liege

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[cuppydogshane]

no weapon formed against my sweeties will prosper

[achillesinhighheels]

Do you think protein wants to be in all these things ?

[fractally]

don't worry about me when I say this but I think in a way being hunted for sport would be a relief. my nervous system would be like, wow. finally, a proportional reaction

[livesuffer]

[tiredadventurer]

[uwillneverknowwho]

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will

[hortensius-deactivated20240909]

the novelty of having pets really does never wear off i’ve had my cat for ten years and i still look at him strolling around like can you believe this. a cat. is everyone seeing this. he’s alive he has bones and all. unbelievable

[notlayingroses]

Everything I read about recovering from burnout is like “it takes months or even years to fully recover” and it’s like okay…. I have a weekend before I gotta clock in on Monday

[kiwipeel]

this shit sucks. wish bulbasaur was real . 

[poetrylesbian]

[guccifloralsuits]

AI could never recreate the spirit of a teenage girl with a shitty editing app

[guccifloralsuits]

open.ai ur DUST

[srdcovka]

[angstics]

youd think youd run out of things to say about a tv show

[scoes]

Grace is one of the most classic things to fall from

[scoes]

That and the monkey barrrsssss

[huffylemon]