The Unmistakable HUH?! of Necromancy

Harlowe (or Roxie) | 28 | She/Her or  Thy/Thou | Poly | Leftist | Plural | ❤ Girls | Spiritual Otherkin | Cute Girls and Shitposting | Insane Autistic GF

[hereliescallie]

The anime ur watching when ur chud sister walks in

[dollbandcry]

everytime you have a flop post and you think two likes isnt a lot just imagine two girls kissing

[toskarin]

have you seen the lord of the rings movies? the practical effects look great, but there's also an amazing digital serkis

[prokopetz]

The Alabaster Dawn beta has a quality-of-life feature whereby NPCs who are leading you somewhere will try to stay ahead of you no matter how fast you're moving, except for plot reasons the player character can really book it, so if you're impatient it looks like you're chasing them and they're running away.

[prokopetz]

Deliberately proceeding at a walking pace because the NPC I'm following is really old and it feels bad to make him run, except every so often I accidentally tip the joystick too far and break into a flat sprint and jumpscare the hell out of that old man.

[sh1ftra2o]

[teathattast]

[indigosfindings]

hey remember how one of my theories about the harassment against patricia was that regurgitating the false claims & misrepresentations allows you to justify having mistreated her in the past? & it lets you characterize her as someone it's ok to mistreat?

[indigosfindings]

like. person A says "you underpaid me", "you treated me badly", etc. person B replies "ok well youre a Groomer so who cares." like it's not subtle, the transmisogynist allegation is itself a response, a defence, & a cudgel. it lets you retreat & reframe the discussion into some juvenile Morality Scaling bullshit. "ohh youre saying ive wronged you? umm well have you considered that youre a worse person than me so it doesnt count?" the transmisogyny at play lets you get away with mistreating her, it lets you escape consequence or accountability for mistreating her. you get to leverage the vitriol people have already heaped onto her to get observers onto your side. willful & eager invocation of privilege allows you to rewrite the conversation from "litigating your behaviour" to "litigating her character"

[kookiyu]

i dont miss overwatch but i miss the psychosexual dynamics of playing mercy or whatever like. getting to briefly exist in the body of The blender porn girl you know

[kookiyu]

playing mercy and just thinking wow everybody in this match wants to fuck me

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

re ehrc guidance. which is not legally binding.

[iamoutofideas]

You considered me racist and blocked me yet you let DieWhiteWoman reblog from you?

it's german for thewhitewoman

[monkeyislandtwo]

[catgirl-kaiju]

so this knight came to my wizard's tower one day and asked me to cast a spell that would allow him to take his beloved princess' hand in marriage. pretty typical this kind of wish, and i had just the spell. a combo of "turn person into a royal" and "transform appearance to match romantic ideal", easy. he paid handsomely for it too, so how can i says no?

turns out his princess is a lesbian and nobody knew, so when i cast the spell it made him into a beautiful princess. she asked for a refund right away and begged me (cryin', held me at swordpoint) to turn her back, but i says to her, i says, "The die has already been cast, and your fate is now sealed!" which is my way of sayin' "no refunds".

turns out, bein' a princess weren't so bad for her and she was able to take her sweet and beloved princess' hand in marriage. seems like everything worked out.

but then, surprise of my life, they both show up to my tower and my spell was undone. some dark sorcerer shithead (some kinda sketchy royal adviser who wanted to usurp the throne, a million like 'im) had removed my enchantments and turned our princess back into a knight. but she didn't want to be a man no more and asked me to redo the spell. gladly i changed her back in exchange for fuckin' up this sorcerer shmuck, (could be a threat to my business, you see) gave 'er an enchanted sword an everything. to my shock, the other princess takes the sword and vows to get this guy for me.

now i got all this guy's magic shit and good graces for life with the queens of the land, plus the best advertisement money can't buy. "yes, i am in fact That wizard from the story of the princess knight!" classic.

anyway, all that to say, no i ain't changin' yous back. you'll be mommy's pretty little maid and you'll like it.

[ohm2449314]

[arturia-giallo]

Congrats on the implementation E by 泉水茜 [Twitter/X] ※Illustration shared with permission from the artist. If you like this artwork please support the artist by visiting the source.

[weevil-mastermind]

Imagine if we did the “public libraries are punk” thing for other subcultures. Imagine if people made shirts that said “Soup kitchens are grunge” or “Mixed Use Urbanism is Juggalo”.

[vintar]

[arturia-giallo]

「フォーミダブル」 by アルビ • RB [Twitter/X] ※Illustration shared with permission from the artist. If you like this artwork please support the artist by visiting the source.

[probablybadrpgideas]

Me at all fantasy RPGs: