they say the owl was a baker's daughter

lord, we know what we are, but we know not what we may be.

[dykeselfcest]

shauna shipman & jackie taylor / "dialogue between ghost and priest" - sylvia plath

for @harrowianthe for yj gift exchange!

[harrowianthe]

me, jokingly: i should write smut about the two of us

milf, pensively: yes i would like that

[harrowianthe]

no one mourns the wicked (book elphaba "horrors" thropp intersex dyke terrorist next in line to be the actual pope you will always be famous)

[connorwyndham]

Victoria Pedretti as Danielle "Dani" Clayton THE HAUNTING OF BLY MANOR (2020) 1x01 "The Great Good Place"

[shigaeru]

One flesh, one end, bitch.

[zmeess]

rushing to the other side

tip jar

[usersitcom]

Hacks (2021-present) Big, Brave Girl (S04E01)

[harrowianthe]

i am having a gay crisis. SHE RECOMMENDED BLUE IS THE WARMEST COLOUR TO ME. WHY DOES SHE WATCH SO MUCH LESBIAN STUFF. WHY DOES SHE COME TO WORK IN A BLAZER WEARING THE TIE I GIFTED HER. one week ago she came to the office all worked up because a lesbian flirted with her this weekend. why did she look so perturbed when i told her she reads as gay because she has a very personal femininity to her style. why did she tell me she loves her husband like a brother. why. she keeps telling me we have a very normal relationship but i'm literally constantly draped over her to the point i can tell when she swaps perfumes and she tells i'm good when i notice. she has me pluck out her chin hair when i see it yet she tells me she would feel uneasy if i was to see her naked body and she has always felt uneasy being naked in front of partner so and yet she doesn't feel that way with her husband anymore??? she told me she thinks of me lying awake in bed sometimes. she really wants me to have sex "before it's too late" and just laughs when i tell her to take one for the team. she never says no to me. i wear her clothes she gives me and people tell her i'm her daughter and her shadow and her substance double and she tells me it's a perfectly normal relationship. it feels normal!!! i can tell her everything and she can tell me everything and we're not gay!!!!!!!!!!!

[harrowianthe]

suicidal but at least i've graduated to actively playing gay chicken in the workplace with my hot milf

[klimtsonian]

what do you know, I’m just a bad believer 💘

[drizzledrawings]

I’m gnashing my teeth like a child of Cain

If this is a prison I’m willing to bite my own chain

[shutyourmoustache]

The fact that he’s not actually struggling but just learned a habit from watching his human buddy snap bamboo is so precious.

[womanmagnificent]

here it is

the autism spectrum

[mulderscully]

TWIN PEAKS | 2.11

[voxregalia]

servant of many masters

[notnaruse]

never doing art on mouse ever again

[fionaapplerocks]

Fiona Apple