Sup

I've been on this damn website for 11 years 

[wizardarchetypes]

today i died at sea

[wizardarchetypes]

i'm a romantic you see

[identifying-isopods-in-posts]

Aega psora

[antiquedeuce]

cabinet of curiosities 🦇

[meezer]

haters will see you going to therapy and be like he cant afford sixpenceee heals

[byjove]

One of the funniest things about Mormonism is that I’m sure Joseph Smith never believed any of the bullshit he said. There are some religions and cults where you have faith the original prophet actually thought they were talking to angels or believed the set of principles they laid out for their followers were for the greater good. Joseph Smith was a dumbass but like PT Barnum he realized a sucker was born every day and he was one step above the average 1830s sucker. He went from making people pay him to look at a rock in a top hat and ‘locate buried treasure’ to receiving lost bits of scripture, through the rock and top hat method. His wife caught him cheating and he said an angel visited him and told him men should be allowed multiple wives and not obeying that would send her to hell. I’m fairly convinced that dude was an atheist. He was on that hustler grindset. Brigham Young might have actually believed some of the shit he said but I don’t think Joseph Smith genuinely had faith in Mormonism or gave a fuck about humanity in the slightest.

[byjove]

Few people hustle and scam so hard that they’re considered a martyr and a prophet 200 years later and their fanfiction is considered serious lost biblical scripture even though they stole lines from Shakespeare.

[filibusterfrog]

[pansyfemme]

sometimes i struggle to use the word ‘bootlicker’ in a negative sense because of sexual desires i will not disclose here

[bagofcoldnoodles]

Is it licking boots?

[pansyfemme]

because of sexual desires i will not disclose here.

[importantcatpics]

[mapsontheweb]

US climate with equivalent cities from around the world.

Keep reading

[shabbytigers]

This is the greatest map I have ever seen. I want an interactive version where you can click on any city in the world and get a pop-up list of all the climate-equivalent cities.

[shabbytigers]

so it turns out this exists and it makes a fine rabbit hole for passing the time during a conference call

[queenbookwench]

OK, this is super neat and also a great tool for writers’

[lilyblisslys]

me with the. When she. When her. When the she her me

[mollyjames]

[cykelops]

(clenches fist) I thought about the high schooler yoshi p saw walking down the road wearing gender non-conforming clothes that made him determined to make skirts and dresses wearable for all genders in final fantasy 14 again. simply existing while trans will change the world. it will.

[charlizetheronsbush-official]

Terry Pratchett was so ahead of his time he had multiple well-written trans characters in his books in the mid-90s

[real-actual-guy]

sybil and her ridiculous wig i love u girl

[sludgebitch]

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

[narwhalsarefalling]

-be me, in japan

-old guy has book cover on train

-i curiously look over to see what he’s reading (i’m a nosy bitch)

-it’s yaoi

[narwhalsarefalling]

finally…. Old Man (reading) Yaoi

[aro-aizawa]

#gotta clarify that it was not in fact softcore yaoi #it was absolutely just straight up hentai #with the famous hentai nuts and everything #grandpa seemed to be reading with a genunine admiration for the way the bottom was bent over #very beautiful #also this was not in any way public i’m just a noisy bitch who’s a head taller then everyone else #if i wasnt 183cm i wouldnt have been able to tell what he was reading

[npdclaraoswald]

A doll youtuber I watch has made a video about the history of Polly Pocket, and she's describing the plots of the dvd specials, one of which features an elderly woman named Ms. Throckmorton, and my reaction was

[creature-adjacent]

Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me

They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(

[filibusterfrog]

bugs!