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Cosimo Galluzzi
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@harry-potter-incorrect-quotes
Ron : Still not tasting anything...
Harry : Come on. It will comme back in a few days.
Hermione : Harry I think you don't understand what he's going through...
Ron :
Hermione : He's really suffering.
Ron : *playing with a chicken's wing* What is the meaning of my life anyway...
Harry : *soaking wet* Why why why... WHY do moaning myrtle like to go through my body while I'm showering ?!
Ron : She's mental. Don't think about it.
Draco : I'm seriously trying.
Hermione : Harry, I'm serious, you mustn't catch the virus. You're way too important!
Harry : *panicking* Where should I go?!
Hermione : Home!
Harry :
Harry : It's fine, covid is not that bad anyway.
Hermione: Can I sing a song?
Ron: Why do you ask? Of course you can sing.
Harry: Wait.
Hermione: Do you know the chemistry song?
Ron: No what is it?
Harry: You blind fool.
Ron: What's even more orange than Trump's face?
Harry: Your hair ?
Ron: No.
Ron: Be serious please.
Severus: Great abilities deserve great rewards.
Draco: I fuck you all!
Severus: Oh...
Severys: 150 points for slytherin.
Hermione: A girl walks towards you and say you're cute. What do you say?
Ron: Is the girl cute?
Hermione: I think so.
Ron: Is the girl pregnant?
Hermione: What? No! I'm not pregnant!
Hermione: I mean.
Hermione: What's wrong with your stupid questions anyway...
Ron:
Ron: So you think I'm cute uh?
Ron: Hi cuties!
Draco: Shut up!
Harry: I mean. He's pretty right.
Draco: Yeah I guess...
Draco: Who are you talking to?
Harry: No one.
Draco: You're talking to the fire, Harry. You're obviously talking to someone.
Sirius: He's smart. Good choice Harry.
Harry: Let's go fight some bad guys!
Hermione: (upset) Hello-oh! You mean, WE do the stuff and YOU get the honors?
Harry:
Harry: Are you gonna repeat what I say everytime?
Ron: If I die, I want you to remember that-
Harry: Eh that's my line!
Ron: Oh sorry...
Director: CUUUUT !!!
Hermione: Sometimes I feel like dating someone.
Harry: Sometimes I feel like-
Ron: Don't interupt her what the fuck.
Severus: What are you doing he-
Ron: I made a cake for you professor.
Hermione: I bought you a new cauldron.
Harry: I learnt my lesson professor.
Severus:
McGonagall: Come on Severus. You can do it.
Severus: 50 points... for... Gryffondor...
Harry: I hope Voldemort isn't that strong because I'm feeling incredibly tired today.
Dumbledore: Tonight.
Harry: What?
Dumbledore: I said "Tonight".
Dumbledore: It's 3 O'clock in the moorning, Harry.
Dumbledore: Now get the hell out of my room.
Harry: My biggest ennemy is a guy who changed his strange name to another strange name, cut his nose, and went killing children at night.
Dumbledore: Never underestimate your ennemies, Harry.
Hermione: Harry! Ron! I found the Philosopher St-
Hermione: Oh... You guys are still sleeping.
*Yawnings*
Harry: Not anymore...
Ron: Bitch.