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[harrypottah33]

i thought of this earlier-

Imagine the look on Regulus’s face when he hears Sirius call James his brother

[harrypottah33]

🖐️

Sirius Black high fiving Lily every time she raises her hand in class.

Sirius asking James to high five her when hes too sick to go to class.

Remus doing it with a sigh and immediatley apologising when neither Sirius or James is available.

Peter being overly enthusiastic about being asked to do it and slapping Lily in the face by accident.

[harrypottah33]

James would prolly drink it anyways

Remus *in the common room after Sirius made tea*: Mmm,this tea is really good,whats in it?

Sirius: Oh thats not tea its boiled gatorade

Remus: *spits out tea*

[mugglebornheadcanon]

2102. A muggleborn student creates a spell which prevents people from using the wrong name or pronouns for trans people, and uses it during the holidays to avoid being misgendered.

[harrypottah33]

love this.❤️Happy Pride Month🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[mugglebornheadcanon]

2104. A pureblood seriously asking what nine plus ten is (not knowing math) and a muggleborn answering “twenty-one.” The pureblood actually believes them until a sympathetic half-blood intervenes.

[harrypottah33]

HELL YEAH

[an-inkpot-or-a-fencepost]

Okay but you can’t tell me that there isn’t at least one group of muggleborns at Hogwarts who start singing Ghostbusters anytime they pass one of the ghosts.

[harrypottah33]

i wouldso do this

[harrypottah33]

YES

random student arguing with her boyfriend at the Great Hall: TELL ME WHY

muggleborns and some halfbloods: AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HEARTACHE

everyone else: ???? what????

[harrypottah33]

whooo lives in a pineapple under the sea-

[harrypottah33]

AYYYYE MACARENA *clap*

ayyyye

[harrypottah33]

get rick rolled purebloods😎

[harrypottah33]

lol😂

Ok but muggleborns hanging out with their pureblood friends off school grounds and all of the sudden their phone goes off real loud and all the pureblood kids jump back like spooked cats and whip out their wands, and the muggleborn kids dont even flinch and their like "chill guys its just my mom"

[harrypottah33]

YAS

YES YES YES

[harrypottah33]

YES

YES YES YES

[harrypottah33]

Theoretical Muggleborn/Halfblood Disscussions

Muggle Parent: Your room is filthy! Do they let you get away with this at school?!

Kid: Actually, little elves come in the middle of the night and tidy up.

Muggle Parent:...

Kid:...

Muggle Parent: Are u fucking with me?

[harrypottah33]

I cant-

Muggle-borns taking Buzzfeed quizzes to find out which house theyre in:

Pureblood: What r u doing?

Muggleborn: Taking this quiz to see which house i belong in

Pureblood: But the hat already sorted you into Gryffindor..

Muggleborn: Ya but Buzzfeed says im Ravenclaw

Pureblood: wtf is 'Buzzfeed'

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🤭

Idk why but i imagine a muggleborn bringing a thermos flask to hogwarts and they put their tea in it and it stays warm all day and then some of their pureblood friends are like “woah what spell is that” and the muggleborns generally kinda confused and theyre like “its just a thermos?...” and then for the entire day a bunch of purebloods are pointing wands at cups yelling “THEROMS” and all the muggleborns are secretley giggling at their stupidity and failure and their just subtly drink out of them every once in a while just to see how well the purebloods will hide their anger

[harrypottah33]

😏💰

Ok but like..

You know how in the wizarding world theres knuts right? Like the money?

Well imagine a muggleborn going into a book shop,them bringing up a book to the casheir and the casheir being like: “ One copy of Hogwarts:A History?Nice choice..how would you like to pay?” and the muggleborn,being as loud as they can,to the point where it isnt yelling, saying “deez knuts” and the silence in the bookstore is broken becuase literally every muggleborn is bawling with laughter.

All the pure bloods would be so confused like “wtf”