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Slughorn prompting Harry to share what he smells during their lesson on Amortentia.
“Broomstick polish, green apple, and expensive cologne”
The Slytherins all dying of laughter because what other Quidditch player who loves green apple candies, smells like money, and keeps a perfectly polished broomstick is there.
Harry turning a deep shade of red as he places the smell of the cologne; It’s not just a cologne, it’s specifically Draco Malfoy
Queen Swift lyrics that scream Drarry
•you kept me like a secret but I kept you like an oath
•and you call me up again just to break me like a promise- so casually cruel in the name of being honest
•I thought any day now he’s gonna say it’s love- but you never called it what it was
•dancing round the kitchen in the refrigerator light
•I broke his heart cause he was nice- he was sunshine I was midnight
•my hand was the one you reached for all throughout the great war
•resist the temptation to ask if one thing had been different, would everything be different today
•you drew stars around my scars
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watch the whole thing, i’m begging you
this is NUTS
Reblogging this again because I found out he’s actually the drummer in an all-mascot metal band called Charamel.
wait a second
This entire thread start to finish is fucking insane omfg
Rabastan: What’s your favorite horror movie?
Bellatrix: Legally Blonde
Rodolphus: Bella, he said horror
Bellatrix: All that pink isn’t terrifying?
Headcanon 202
Imagine Tom Riddle being so insecure in his relationship with Bellatrix Black. She’s this beautiful pureblood from a wealthy and noble family. Tom is the son of a pathetic muggle, and he grew up in a muggle orphanage with nothing. No matter how powerful he may be, he knows he will never meet her status. And he’s terrified of Bellatrix finding out the truth, knowing he would lose her.
Then imagine Bellatrix, who despises everyone of any bloodstatus less than pureblood, finding out Tom Riddle is a halfblood and just, not caring? Because she loved him.
Adfasdflkj she’s mad at first of course, he lied to her. Tom sees her anger and is heart broken, knowing it was all over. She was going to leave him and tell everyone the truth, and no one was going to follow a halfblood. And there wasn’t anything he could do because he loved her to much to kill her. But then she calms down after some yelling and comforts him, swearing that she wasn’t going to leave him. She loved him to much, was far to devoted to him.
Headcanon 202
Imagine Tom Riddle being so insecure in his relationship with Bellatrix Black. She’s this beautiful pureblood from a wealthy and noble family. Tom is the son of a pathetic muggle, and he grew up in a muggle orphanage with nothing. No matter how powerful he may be, he knows he will never meet her status. And he’s terrified of Bellatrix finding out the truth, knowing he would lose her.
Bellatrix: I’d like to offer myself for this task. I want to kill the boy
Voldemort: as inspiring as I find your blood lust Bellatrix, I must be the one to kill Harry potter
Bellatrix: ….wow
Voldemort: ….?
Bellatrix: k have fun
Voldemort: baby don’t be like that
do y'all remember when bella died and voldemort actually screamed? because i do.
So I’ve seen theories in a Facebook group that the room with the veil in OOTP was an execution room and it kinda makes sense. Cause in the book, Bellatrix never casted the killing curse. It said a red light hit him, which was probably a stunning spell. It was the fact that her spell knocked him into the veil that killed him. So why would they have a veil that causes instant death in the middle of the Ministry? If the theory is true then it’s even sadder when you take into count that he had been a prisoner for something he didn’t do.
A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.
Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill someone, how would you do it?
Writer: Air shot between the toes, it’ll look like a heart attack.
Serial Killer who is obviously in love already: *sucks in a breath* ok
Writer: how long would it take to die if you were to potentially stab someone in the guts
Serial killer: anywhere from 2 to 30 minutes
Writer, already bringing a ring out: *shaking* thanks
A++ addition
Writer: *shows the serial killer the murder scene they’re writing* babe, i’m not sure if this would actually work?
Serial killer: *kisses writer on the forehead and leaves, comes back later, a suspicious scent of blood coming off them* it works baby, you’re doing great
I LOVE THIS
Oh no, murder comedy is my jam
I love this, I love all of this, but quick question, does the author know? Like are they aware that their significant other is a serial killer or do they just think that they have a morbid sense of humor? It’d be even funnier if the author had no fucking clue, like how Aurthur Conan Doyle was apparently stupidly gullible, and on top of it they’re a horror or crime novelist. Like the serial killer works at a butcher shop or something so it’s completely normal for them to come home smelling like blood, no murders going on here, no sirey. Just my darling coming back home from a long day at work.
Now fast forward a bit and the author has managed to get their first book published, with loving support from the serial killer who helped them fine tune all the murder scenes, and it’s a big hit. Enough so that a detective with the local police department has noticed some disturbing similarities to several active cases, including details that were never released to the press. Obviously he brings this up to his superior and convinces him that there’s something to the theory, but it’s all circumstantial right now. He stakes out the author’s home and is super convinced that the author is the murderer, but they don’t seem to do anything??? Like they literally are at the house all day, that’s it. Most they do is leave for groceries.
So you get this dynamic of the serial killer mining the author for creative murder schemes, the author being lovingly encouraged by the serial killer, and finally the detective who is just so sure that the author is the killer and that if he sticks it out long enough he’ll FINALLY have proof.
Plot twist, The serial killer and detective use to go out so it gets sub what personal.
“You need to stop seeing them. I think they are a serial killer.”
Serial killer breaths in. “Look-”
…perfect
I don’t like actual murder mysteries, but this is perfect
@redfoxwritesstuff a perfect situation for you and murder anon
LOL I love it! Dear Cryptic Anon- Is this us?
I am totally in love with this idea nd have been since I first saw it like 4 months ago/
Can anyone else smell the Tomarry trope here? Cause I can.
Okay but this with Erik and Christine from Phantom of the Opera
You’ve heard of problematic favs,
Now get ready for:
I don’t have to justify why I like a character
#and the thrilling sequel:#i don’t have to justify why i don’t like a character#and it’s shocking conclusion:#mind your business and GET OFF MY LAWN!
Harry Potter AU when Harry goes into the Forest to die. He arrives in Aragog’s hollow and shows himself. Hagrid shouts but is silenced by Rowle. Voldemort says, “Harry Potter. The boy who lived.” He raises his wand, and Harry stares back at him, wanting it to be over and done with.
And then a revving sound as the Ford Anglia crashes into the clearing and runs Voldemort over.
i spitball fic and verse ideas a lot, but honestly, i hardly ever write fic anymore
HOWEVER, consider something for me: Bellamort with requited feelings, but it’s Dark and Terrible. They have an… arrangement, an agreement to chase physical pleasures together, with the concept of feelings being utterly alien to what both of them want.
They fall in love unwillingly, fighting tooth and nail every step, hiding it so well that despite being consumed by their love for the other, neither knows their feelings are reciprocated. No matter how strongly they love, they’re still monsters. They’re still prideful, still vicious, still unstable and bloodthirsty. They cannot allow themselves to show the slightest sign of weakness, not to each other, not to anyone.
But they’re desperately in love. They’re disgusted with themselves for feeling this way, Voldemort especially. He’s supposed to be better than this, better than foolish human feelings. Love is weak, and worthless, and he hates himself for loving her. He can never allow her to learn of this.
Bellatrix is sickened by the fluttering of her own heart when he’s near. She hates it, partly because she’s disappointed in herself for being so foolish as to fall in love with him, and partly because she believes he would be disappointed, disgusted with her if he were to learn of her soft, foolish, traitorous heart.
They work so hard to keep hiding it from themselves, each other, and the world. It’s supposed to be just sex and nothing else. Both Voldemort and Bellatrix assume that if the other knew how miserably they’d failed to strangle this rotten affection festering inside them, then the other would immediately call off the arrangement, would be disgusted with them.
The love they have for each other is burning, consuming, devouring, obsessive. They both die without ever having told the other their true feelings.
See, I’d write this, but I’ve come to the conclusion that for the time being I can’t write super sad stuff. Hopefully this phase will pass soon.
In the meantime, this actually have me another idea with not a bad ending. Anyone interested in reading that?
I’d read it!
favourite death eaters → voldemort and bellatrix lestrange
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