Overheard in the Wizarding World

Harry Potter Incorrect Quotes

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Sirius: So…you've been spending a lot of time with Lily recently.

James: No, Sirius, it's not what it looks like, I swear.

Sirius: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?

James: No! You're the only one for me.

Sirius: Is that so?

James: I promise! Lily and I are just dating, okay? She’s my partner.

Sirius: So there are no best-friends-feelings involved?

James: You are still my one and only best friend! She’s just the love of my life, nothing more!

Sirius: But I'm still the platonic love of your life, right?

James: Of course bro!

Sirius: Bro…

Lily: What the-

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Snape: Sorry I’m late. Hope I didn’t worry anyone.

Sirius: We just figured you were dead.

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Lily: *Kisses James softly*

Sirus: Wait... didn't you two hate each other?

Lily: Shit, you're right.

Lily: *Kisses James aggressively*

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Voldemort: You flushed a piece of my soul?

Ginny: I mistook it for shit. Think it over.

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Ron: Stop worrying so much!

Hermione: Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about don't happen!

Harry: She has a point.

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Ron: Stop worrying so much!

Hermione: Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about don't happen!

Harry: She has a point.

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Voldemort: You flushed a piece of my soul?

Ginny: I mistook it for shit. Think it over.

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Lily: I have a bad feeling about this.

James: What do you mean?

Lily: Don’t you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if something is going to get you in trouble?

James: No?

Lily: That actually explains so much.

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Harrry: What's for dinner?

Sirius: Ooh hunny I am serving looks tonight

Harry: We haven’t eaten in 3 days

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Peter: I’m totally useless.

Sirius: You’re not totally useless.

Sirius: You can be used as a bad example.

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James: So, what’s you’re type?

Lily: Brown eyes, dark hair, kind, oblivious, good sense of humor.

James: Sounds kinda like me…too bad we’re just friends.

Lily: Did I mention oblivious?

James: Yeah, why?

Lily: Okay, just making sure

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Sirius: My life isn’t as glamorous as my wanted posters make it look.

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Fleur: You need to learn how to stand up for yourself

Harry: Do you know how easy that is for you to say?

Fleur: No, nothing in English is easy for me to say

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Lily: *Kisses James softly*

Sirus: Wait... didn't you two hate each other?

Lily: Shit, you're right.

Lily: *Kisses James aggressively*

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Sirius: Of course I don’t have a crush on Remus......He’s just someone I like to stare at and when he’s not there it ruins my day.

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Harry: Hey, are you single?

Romilda: Yes, I am.

Harry: *takes away the extra chair in front of her*

Harry: Thanks.

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🖤Blacks in Love: A Compilation🖤

Sirius: Of course I don't have a crush on Remus.....he's just someone I like to stare at and when he's not there it ruins my day.

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Bellatrix: Andy,how unbecoming of you to have a crush on that muggleborn Tonks fellow.

Andromeda: Pfft, I don’t have a crush on Ted. I just think he’s cool, it’s not like I stay up at night thinking about him.

*later that night*

Andromeda,very much awake: Uh oh.

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Sirius: Wait, people actually tell their crushes they like them??

James: What the hell do you do?

Sirius: I die? What kind of question-

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Lucius: How much do you love me?

Narcissa: Look around at all the flowers in this world and count them. That is how much I love you.

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Rodolphus: How much do you love me?

Bellatrix: Look above at all the stars in the sky and count them. That is how much I love you.

Rodolphus: But it’s morning

Bellatrix: Exactly