Ronnie Peter: The Prisoner of Amberzkaban

A blog dedicated to the wit, puns and liners for all Harry Potter fans

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Is that your wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Long overdue thoughts

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Let’s get together in the dungeons and really do something that I wouldn’t tell my father.

Pick up lines whilst on the road

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Do you mind if I slytherin to your chamber of secrets?

Road trips are for ideas that could get you slapped

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Newt isn’t the only person who knows where to find a fantastic beast.

Long car rides save lives?

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Are you a quidditch player? Because you look like a keeper to me.

Long car trips are for the pros

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You know, myrtle isn't the only one you can find moaning in the bathroom.

Long car trips=ideas

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I am Sirius when I say that the Black family isn't the only one who owns (a) Kreacher

LONG car trips are for idea formulation

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You know the Gryffindor captain and keeper? Well he's not the only known Wood.

Car rides are the Best

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I see you there- standing on the platform, and on a scale of 1-10, I have to say you’d be considered a 9 ¾.

Long car rides

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You must be a dementor, because you're taking my breath away.

The Car Ride Home and Thinking of Pick Up Lines

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Ronnie: I bet those who are good at Charms have some really great sex.

Just imagine using the charm Wingardium Leviosa in the bedroom and how kinky it would get.

Amber: The Weasley Twins were good at Charms

Ronnie: So was Molly

Amber: Why do you think the Weasleys had so many kids?