I Don't Know How To Describe This Blog Tbh

Kaleigh-17-Virginia

[henryconradtaylor]

What’s next?

?????

[moikaysfuckinready]

[joannus]

Life imitates art

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

[nl]

[thebootydiaries]

[zkac-deactivated20200610]

I just remembered I said “thank you for your service” to the barista at Starbucks like she was a fucking WW2 vet

[gif87a-com]

[teyeth-deactivated20180313]

a man who fears neither god nor death

[the-place-where]

Again another young ninja who has learned chakra control…

[oh-archivist]

[magicwithcolors]

[muppetmolly]

Enchantress: I turn you into a hideous Beast. What are the names of your servants?

The Prince: Lumiere, Cogsworth, Mrs. Potts -

Enchantress:

[lumiereswig]

I BURST OUT FUCKING LAUGHING OMG

[corgnelius]

They’re getting really good at synchronised sleeping. #NoSurpriseTho #TheyPracticeForHrsEveryday

[sprachtraeume]

[lifehackable]

This is potentially life saving information everyone should know.

[tarcroach]

No you guys this post helped me find my cat. He was missing for almost a month and I’ve had him for over 12 years. After seeing this I put his favorite blanket he always slept on outside hoping he would smell mine or his scent and he was back the next fucking day asleep on it.

[ittygittydiddynator]

When my cat got out, we called and called for him, and then, later that night, I remembered similar advice to this, and so put his little scratching pad, which he adores, on the front porch. Not even half an hour later, I heard a thump, opened the door, and there was his big butt, meowing at me.

[sparklesmccheesy]

Important and vital

[natasha-romvnoff]

I don’t care that I reblogged this today I’m reblogging it again

[vastderp]

awwwww babies ;_; i hope everyone’s pets come home safe.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[lmxv8ghb003x039]

[p6y]

him

[onlytwitterpics]

[pomeranian2]

[loosesealbluths]

[zelly-fangirl]

just in case we all forgot how insane the Cards Against Humanity people were

[beautifulgodzilla]

I need volunteers

[adelstotle-deactivated20151018]

For what?

[beautifulgodzilla]

I’m going to the airport wearing an expensive black dress with a diamond necklace and glasses of champagne in both hands, waltzing through, casually reminding my chauffeur to haul my bags in for me. I need 4-5 attractive people (race+gender doesn’t matter) wearing clothes that are not better than mine, and cool sunglasses begging me not to leave, on their knees, barely grasping my dress because they want me to stay but at the same time they know the dress is worth more than anything they can ever afford. Turning around every so slightly and almost spilling, but not quite all the way there, my champagne, I’ll laugh and say quite loudly, “darlings I have to visit my ACTUAL husband!”

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

how do i get in on this