[nice-wig-janis]

this is why i love living in australia

[hxgrl]

always seeing posts on here about pathetic men but what about pathetic women. where's the love for us underachieving cunts. lethargic women. slug women. I do fuckall every day and expect rewards. i am your poor little meow meow. #feminism

[sisselthecat]

[happifying-things]

here’s your damn fish

[ask-swagger-dagger-trolls]

(Y E E T)

[harrysjumpsuit]

well, well look who’s inside again

went out to look for a reason to hide again

[marxistbarbie-deactivated202109]

i met this guy in the smoking area of a house party in hackney wick and he literally said the words “im not like other guys you know” and now he’s booty calling me with french new wave cinema

[marxistbarbie-deactivated202109]

im the misspelling of jean-luc godard

[marxistbarbie-deactivated202109]

[notallmensheviks]

when i first saw this i thought it was really funny but his response makes it the best thing i have ever seen

[itchycoil]

I’m the guy and the movie is step brothers

[paxamericana]

[gunsandfireandshit]

[notkatniss]

[valtsv]

adulthood is just telling yourself “and after i’ve done THAT i can finally relax” with increasing desperation

[heyydontcallmethat]

[hersheychocolateworld]

Hey, it’s Hershey. We already got our first exciting fan letter! Let’s see what it says

It’s from Forrest. Hi, Forrest! You suggested that we should delete our account on July 17th, 2021. 

Well Forrest, I have a suggestion for you. On July 17th, 2021, I suggest you start running. 

[hersheycountdown]

55 days remain

[hersheychocolateworld]

But how many days do YOU have remaining, hersheycountdown?

[crtter]

Sometimes I hyperfocus so hard on something, I forget I’m a person until someone interacts with me. I feel like some wild animal seeing a human being for the first time. I’m like “oh yeah I’m supposed to speak and stuff”

[crtter]

Me: *doing something for hours on end without stopping*

Someone: Hey, are you there? I was just wondering if you’d like to-

Me:

[lmtyl]

I have gotten so drawn into movies that when I walk out of the theater after I have to stand and stare at the bathrooms for a minute to remember what gender is.

[fishpillowses]

“This representation was groundbreaking for the time and a lot of people liked it” and “This may have aged poorly and many modern audiences from the group don’t feel represented by it and are bothered by aspects of it” are not mutually exclusive

[bob-belcher]

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

this gif specifically is the worst thing ive seen all week

[empathviv]

me being born

[avvocarlo]

when the roast beast hits

[oniongarlic]

[nastywizard]

[oniongarlic]

[nastywizard]

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

can i fucking help you

[sovietnam]

[catchymemes]

[ferngullynationalist]

Shocking: Local Woman Fails To See Weird PM From Random Strange Man On The Internet As Fulfillment Of Desire For A Loving, Healthy Relationship

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

Even worse, a stranger from reddit specifically

[gaypitbull]

[anxietyproblem]