[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

welcome to my thousands of amazing posts

[flaskrobonoid]

gen z is trying to cancel the mysterious and horrible obelisk im building at the edge of town

[agnes-nielsens]

you're telling me this hole is significant to the plot?

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I'd like to propose a media literacy standard called "the Tide Pod test":

when you see someone on TV or the internet complaining about something "kids" are doing, ask yourself how many times - if ever - you've actually seen it happen vs how many times you've seen random third parties whine about it.

if the ratio of whining to actual incidents is more than 2:1, you can probably ignore the whole thing. if it's more than 10:1 you should be actively telling the people whining to shut the fuck up.

[fishpillowses]

I love how on Reddit when you sort by "top posts" it gives you posts in descending order by number of upvotes but if you sort by "top" on tumblr in a tag they just give you a bunch of random ones with kind of a lot of notes

[ageae]

[ceruleanheaven]

guys i liedddddd 😭😭😭😭😭 i actually want it 😭😭😭 i want it so bad 😭😭😭😭 i want it so bad its ruining my life 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[ntrider]

noncon friendship

[sonyvegas9-deactivated20241118]

Coworkers

[oneheadtoanother]

[onemilliondraculas]

Flour and a cold one

Flour and a cold one

[neverwonderneverremember]

we must invent a way to access the 3 beers mindset while having 0 beers

[sweeetchai]

[lordelmelloi2]

Follow me for more epic fucking dove facts ... 🕊

[sourdough-seal]

writing is easy actually. all you have to do is tell people what happened

[enjoylentgreen]

[butts-bouncing-on-the-beltway]

"Just because I'm right, doesn't mean I'm being helpful" is a vastly underrated thought process that I strongly encourage others to get comfortable with

[tekunoraizu]

[mclennonyaoi]

i feel like those posts thatre like “REAL gay people don’t talk about yaoi discourse they go to gay clubs and do ket” are crazy like i understand they’re critiquing a hyper specific genre of online queer but babe they can do both… i know people who are ravers and are always on shrooms and read mcr rpf like i feel like we draw a big line between the online queer community and the in person one but that girls at gay bars have tumblr accounts it’s really not that seperate

[mclennonyaoi]

[mclennonyaoi]