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oh god I'm so lonely. Someone laugh at my jokes

[harshmallowhappyfarm]

me in a relationship with Myself.

[harshmallowhappyfarm]

Imagine getting to wake up to this all the time. My partner sighs a lot in the morning.

[harshmallowhappyfarm]

You notice me occupying the assigned seat next to yours as you board your flight, which will be a long one. I immediately make eye contact and begin telling you incredibly personal stories about my life.

You are tentatively fastening your seatbelt when I ask if you would like to know more about my insane religion that sounds like a cult, or about the time the aliens took me aboard their ship and made me their brood queen.

[harshmallowhappyfarm]

At this point I would do tainted meth with bikers if it meant having a group to hang out with.

[harshmallowhappyfarm]

Me: *texts people I know don't like me for lack of any other alternative *

Their replies: 😁😆👍

Me: *gasp* Validation!

[harshmallowhappyfarm]

when you're willing to work AND sleep your way to the top, baby

[harshmallowhappyfarm]

Damnit, not again.

I put my popsicle down somewhere and can't find it.

The Jeopardy countdown music begins to play....

[harshmallowhappyfarm]

It's our wedding day. I'm in the big poofy white dress. Our families and loved ones are gathered. Just like you wanted.

I begin to devour whole a raw and bloody, half-alive pig heart in front of you, God, and all of the assembled.

"The bride has chosen to write her own vows.."

[harshmallowhappyfarm]

When your psychosis rises significantly because tumblr won't upload your post..

[harshmallowhappyfarm]

Me: *Notices a family of mice have made a nest inside my houseslipper*

Still me: *puts foot into slipper*

[harshmallowhappyfarm]

when you make a plan with yourself and follow through

[harshmallowhappyfarm]

Me, a time traveler jetting back to The Beginning. I watch our earliest ancestor scrabble up onto dry land from out of the water for the first time.

"That'll do, pig."

[harshmallowhappyfarm]

Lunchtime at the food trucks. You see a new menu item called a Tex Mex Croissant. You order it.

I hand the fusion croissant to you. It is a buttered tortilla. You're welcome.

[redlipstickresurrected]

Florence Lucas aka K.I.M. aka Flokim Lucas (French-Korean, b. Seoul, South Korea) - Untitled  Digital Arts

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