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I don’t foresee myself trusting someone who showed up his first day of work at a billion dollar research facility wearing a t-shirt that says “Keep Calm and Han Shot First.”

#my son...#hartley rathaway #the flash

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You’re stuck with me. I’m not going anywhere.

—Henry to Barry, The Flash, “The Runaway Dinosaur”

#shows that definitely got canceled after s2 #barry allen #henry allen #the flash

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The Flash (1987) #195

#get his dumb ass #the flash

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when filming a tv show you should ask yourself will the fans be able to gif this if not then add more lighting

#i started watching S&L with the brightness up 20% on VLC just to figure out what the fuck was going on #now i don't have to bitch about it in the tags incessantly

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—Superman & Lois, “The Perks of Not Being a Wallflower”

#a goofy bastard #superman #superman and lois

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No.

—Clark, Supergirl, “The Adventures of Supergirl”

#cat ur fetishes are showing #clark kent #kara danvers #cat grant #supergirl

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He’ll be fine. Promise.

—Clark (about Jordan), Superman & Lois, “Man of Steel”

#this show is 100% hugs and tears and i appreciate it #clark kent #lois lane #superman and lois

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TYLER HOECHLIN Superman & Lois | Man of Steel

#i just think he's neat!#superman and lois

imagine hating on either kent son. couldn’t be me.

#love these two disasters with my heart and soul #jordan giving me a wee bit of hartley vibes so. u know.#superman and lois

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—Superman & Lois, “Broken Trust”

#scenes what i loved!!#v enjoy the family elements of this show like a million times more than the big plot shit #you could literally make the ENTIRE focus of the show about kent domesticity and jordan struggling with his powers #and i would tune in weekly #idk i know the morgan edge stuff and luthor are big focuses but also i care like 500% less about that #gimme the kents and the challenge of superpowered parenting and i am THERE baybeeeee #superman and lois

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—Tyler Hoechlin as Clark Kent, Superman & Lois, “Pilot”

#i really love his supes #he and bitsie are a great team #can't unseat my favorite iteration but their chemistry is fantastic #clark kent #superman and lois

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Should You Fight: TV Rogues Edition

Captain Cold: He’d probably consider fighting you some big game and he’d spare you solely because you fighting him would amuse him. Then again there’s a 50-50 chance you’d be actually fighting a hologram/Speedforce illusion/force ghost anyway so like go for it dude fight a ghost.

Heatwave: Season 1 Flash Mick? Will enjoy fighting you A Lot. Do Not Fight. Current LoT Mick? C'mon man that man is a dad don’t fight him in front of his daughter she doesn’t need to see him beat you.

Golden Glider: She will feign vulnerability to make you hesitate and feel bad about fighting her and then she will kill you without mercy when you fall for it. Do not fight.

Pied Piper: Ready for a fight to the point it’s not healthy. Has way too many contingencies for fighting him to be a good idea. If you still really want to fight him, keep fights verbal rather than physical and you’ll make it out with your life if not your self esteem.

Trickster 1: He will want you to fight him. Do not fall for it. You should fight him but please, please don’t.

Trickster 2: You should fight him and please, please do. Boy needs better role models and better hobbies. Whether he also needs better dress-sense is up for debate. Fight him for his own good.

Weather Wizard: Do not even think about it do not even try. Seriously how would you even– do you want to get struck by lightning? Because that is how you get struck by lightning.

Peek-A-Boo: Good luck catching her first. Best of luck if you do.

Mirror Master: The man does not wear socks with his suit please fight him.

The Top: She’s shown a willingness in canon to throw down and the Meta vertigo powers could be tricky but she’s ultimately 5′4″ and can be neutralised by being picked up #shortqueen

#they draw straws before fights to see who has to put hartley in the child-proof harness #it zips up the back and he hates it #but letting him out to fight unsupervised is just a terrible choice #either he levels buildings or he adopts sixteen orphans to bring home #the flash #the rogues

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Shit, y'all, I just realized something.

So I know I’m not the only one who was expecting there to be a reveal in The Sound and the Fury that Hartley and Thawne used to be boyfriends or lovers or something of that nature, right? But it never happened, and for a while I thought that either I had misinterpreted their relationship, or that maybe that wasn’t the writers’ intent, but that Tom and Andy had played it that way intentionally, whether just for the heck of it or because they had misinterpreted something.

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#not to be all Only My Canon is the Correct Canon but #it blows my mind that there are people who think they DIDN'T fuck #that was 45 minutes of jilted ex goes batshit and i loved every moment of it #i only live in a world where harrison wells had disgustingly kinky awful rough sex with his pet twinks #and hartley would have swallowed broken glass for harrison #that boy would have done unspeakable things to avoid losing favor #hartley if u had just been willing to be a good murder protege u could have had it all....#damn your moral compass #love that hartley has STANDARDS for who he's willing to murder #barry allen? acceptable. strangers? unacceptable #that's the action of a possessive bunny-boiler bf if i ever saw one #it is deeply tragic and awful how much hartley intertwined his identity with harrison's #however it's also hot as shit in the most inhumanly depraved manner i can think of #so it holds the peak place of honor in my unstoppable hydra of perversion heart #in conclusion they fucked like rabbits #the flash #harrison x hartley

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on episode 3 of superman and lois and so far it’s still compelling/enjoyable, but holy fuck somebody buy a fucking lightbulb

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me trying to comprehend why the fuck the kents don’t believe in electricity

#this is like. ungodly dark.#bark your shins on shit when you go take a piss at 7 pm bc it's fucking TOO DARK

on episode 3 of superman and lois and so far it’s still compelling/enjoyable, but holy fuck somebody buy a fucking lightbulb

#i wll not stop bitching about this until people actually learn how to light a goddamn scene #this has the color palette of earth-2 and the lighting of a cemetery at midnight #PS: how long do i have to wait for kyle to die. when will i get my wish #superman and lois

also just to maintain the brand: hartley deserved better and the real clown shoes are worn by the flash writers

#bring hartley to the waverider 2k21

guess who’s watching superman and lois

#by 'watching' i very clearly mean 'squinting at the screen bc it's so fucking dark'#lighting direction turn on your location i just wanna talk #i'd die for the boys tho so there's that #berlanti turn on your location bc i'm gonna wanna talk as soon as you play them in any fashion #superman and lois

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