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Hartwin, Kingsman, Colin Firth SE Asia | Edits

[agentpercivals-deactivated20220]

i can’t believe i never uploaded this self insert that is ALMOST to scale

[eggsistencial]

Kingsman: The Secret Service  dir. Matthew Vaughn

[eggsistencial]

[headboardlights-deactivated2021]

So, you wanna wear your cool pants with your cool shoes.

Your pants have a super cool print and you wanna wear em with some bitchin boots, but the problem is, even though they fit fine, they do this with the boots:

So you’re like, okay, cool, I’ll just cuff them, but then you realize you can’t because they look like this on the inside:

So now you’re like aw man what do I do?? I want the cuff to match the pants but they won’t :(

Step 1! Fold the hem up about to here, make sure the fold is crisp and clean all the way around:

Step 2! Fold the white part up again so it’s the same width as the original hem, keeping it crispy:

Step 3! Fold that original hem down and over, and you guessed it, crispy again:

You have now created a cuff that matches the rest of your pants! Now go, wear your stompy boots with funky pants and be gay

[sevenelevenprophet]

Reblog to save a gay

[eggsistencial]

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[eggsistencial]

you’d better give me some pointers since you are the big rocket launcher and I’m just the shotgun

[eggsistencial]

[Train passes over Eggsy. He discovers that the section dropped down before impact. Hart arrives at the scene]

[eggsistencial]

url graphic for eggsyovereasy

[agentpercivals-deactivated20220]

percival: im proud to identify as morosexual. im attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. 

james: *breathes*

percival, already taking off his shirt: god you’re so fucking stupid

[daishannigans]

There’s a really cool moment where, just before we go into that action sequence, you see Colin and I go really dead behind the eyes. And I really love that moment. Because where I think a lot of action films fail is that they don’t have characters you care about, and they don’t have characters that are feeling things and that you’re invested in. It’s all action. Whereas in that moment, right before you get the action, you’ve got two characters who are really hurt and really angry, and who really wanna… fuck shit up — Taron Egerton

[filthyfirth]

just colin firth dancing, that’s it

[wordfather]

a.k.a. you may find your work Bad and Cringy™️ but you wrote something and that’s a Good Thing™️.

All writing is good practice and progresses you as a writer.

[orb02]

[daishannigans]

A little gratitude would be nice. 

[textsfromthetailors]

(316): We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn’t have it any other way

[bloodywellpower]

https://twitter.com/t0_b0ldly_g0

[lizard-in-the-sky]

Everything is blue His pills, his hands, his jeans And now I’m covered in the colors Pulled apart at the seams