He’s not my boyfriend. He’s all and he’s more.

🌸 Lizard. French. She/her or they/them. Compulsive shipper. Currently in a immortal husbands 🌈 mood 🌸 Kingsman/hartwin trash. CMBYN is my religion 🍑 Also, Hannibal and D:BH. Cute lil things appreciation. Likes to smash keyboards. 🌈 prev: eggsy-in-the-Sky

[ceylans]

I hate to be “that guy” who finds homoerotic subtext in just about anything, but I was just watching Brokeback Mountain and let me tell you

[hannibal-lecters-cock]

Tumblr fandoms be like:

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[the-little-armored-one]

[yuckyguyliker]

Hannibal (2013 - 2015)

1x03 - Potage

[uroko]

雨と緑 // Rainy and greenery // Kamakura, Japan ♡

[thememedaddy]

[twocubes]

"Ok, ma'am that'll be $226.03."

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

[ohmovie]

She was amazed to discover that when he was saying, 'As you wish,' what he meant was, 'I love you.' And… she truly loved him back.

THE PRINCESS BRIDE (1987) dir. by Rob Reiner THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING (2001) dir. Peter Jackson

[exuberantocean]

Nothing like going to bed. Yay I get blanket time!

[exuberantocean]

Nothing sadder than wake up time. What do you mean I need to leave the kingdom of warms?

[starsnot]

have you ever seen a cow in real life

i see cows every day

i see cows very often

i only see cows occasionally, but often enough that it isnt unusual

i have only seen cows a few times

i have seen cows once

i have seen cows but only at a Place To See Animals

i have never seen a cow

Voting ended onJun 18

if you used to see cows consistently but you dont anymore, answer according to how often you did at cow time!

[pangeen]

© Sondre Eriksen Hensema

[mathew]

[drtanner]

A+ weird little dude, but I'm equally fascinated by the choice of music.

[trickstertime]

*unmutes*

[animentality]

[animentality]

[hydrachea]

> turns on my computer

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> opens my email

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> launches a software

> disables a new AI fea

[monstermonger]

Friend in an alleyway | my wife sent me this photo the other day and said "you HAVE to draw this." and I agreed completely <:

[monstermonger]

oops I was told you can only see the photo if you have a bsky account, so here's a screenshot of it!

[only-cat-memes]