おぼっちゃま…

What's wrong? Did you want something with me? Ah, that doesn't matter, I guess. My name's Haruki, but you can just call me Haru. Only good friends of mine can call me by my nickname.-- Move out of the way, Haru. My name is Yuki and that's all you need to know. [Resident Pyromaniac Asshole and Megane Asshole of NUM.]

[harufi]

"DO NOT PLAY HIDE AND SEEK WITH CHILDREN THAT KNOW HOW TO HIDE TOO WELL."

[burningsonata]

Wait…30…………………………no wonder mom thinks the world’s overpopulated.

[harufi]

Yeah, they're half siblings my older sister tracked down. Turns out, they were only a few years old and abandoned, so each Sakuya took one kid each since there were 16 of them and 16 of us. Oh shit. Right, that makes 32. I'm sure there's more somewhere. 

[harufi]

Chill your tits, Building-chan, I'm here. I've been taking care of my younger sister. Which one? I don't know. I lost count after the 30th kid, alright? 

[harufi]

"I've seen some serious SHIT in the last several days. Let me just tell you, despair does not fuck around. Especially with that much homework I'm definitely not going to do."

[rosasxs]

NO. HE WOULD HAVE LEFT A NOTE OR SOMETHING. HARU-NII, DO SOMETHING. 

[harufi]

Alright. I'll tell you what: I'll call Hima and ask her if he's there. Just relax for now. 

[rosasxs]

MY BROTHER IS GONE. HE’S GONE. [loud shrieking in the distance]

[harufi]

Relax, he probably just went home for a bit or something. 

[harufi]

Spoopy Season: Litwick Style

It seemed rather odd for a part of the school to be going through a black out. Then again, wasn’t it odd for anyone to still be in the university during the middle of the night. That was a question for the two brothers who were stuck in the music room for their club. For some strange reason, a power outage had happened and the school’s generator wasn’t even working to help with the problem.

Whatever the case the room was dark, ominously quiet. And if anyone tried walking around they might take the chance and end up walking into highly expensive vases like some other unfortunate soul a few weeks ago. Hope seemed lost when suddenly a small light flickered on from one of the corners of the room. The flame, edged over towards the two brothers ever so slowly, hovering in the air as it moved.

As it grew closer, the flame revealed itself to belong to small ghost Pokemon. It was willing to help the brothers and guide them out of the dark building safely….that is if they accepted its offer.

"You just had to get back in the middle of the night for your damn project you left at the music room, didn't you?" Yuki sighed, irritated at his slightly younger brother. "You know, if you just did it at home, we wouldn't be here in the middle of a blackout because of your sorry ass." Haru's eye twitched in the darkness as he tried to navigate along with his brother in the room. 

"Goddamn it, shut up already," Haru replied, irritated at his brother's complaining. "I know already! I fucked up, blah blah blah, shut up, man." Yuki rolled his eyes and pushed his glasses up higher on his nose. Now that the both of them thought about it, they should've brought a fire type pokemon or some...thing... Wait, what was that?

"...it's...a light," Yuki pointed out. "From a pokemon." Yuki sighed in relief as Haru waved to the pokemon with a grin.

"Mind helping us out, lil guy?"

[harufi]

Building-chan, please. There's sooo much pudding and soooo little time. 

TOO MUCH PUDDING THE ENTIRE HOUSE IS FILLED WITH CHOCOLATE PUDDING

[darkcollections]

Marise furrowed her brow in annoyance. “Well I’m sorry, but like most normal people, I don’t happen to be walking around with 80 thousand dollars…” Or have that in her bank account for that matter. “So…it’s the best I can kind of offer.”

Though this other guy was kind of into this — and did he really just say this was a way for her to pay this off. “Uh……okay? But what’s that gotta do with me?”

[harufi]

"Obviously most people don't," Yuki sighed, once more. "Just listen to Haru. He's the president of this trainwreck club." Yuki nodded and went to sit down to finish drinking his tea before it were to get cold. 

"Simple. You'll..." He paused and looked closely at her face. "Yeah. Definitely. You'll work as one of us. Welcome to Nimbasa University Host Club." He pointed dramatically to her. "After all, you're definitely handsome enough and this will be your way of repaying." 

[darkcollections]

"Ei-ei-eighty thousand dollars?!" Really why the hell would something that expensive be lying around this school in the first place. And why the hell was this guy so happy about it.

"Erh….." She digs into her pocket and pulls out her wallet. "All I have is 20 bucks….can I make an IOU or something?"

[harufi]

Yuki simply sighed and ran his hand through his hair. "You think that an IOU is enough for an 80 thousand dollar vase? I'm sorry, but you are highly mistaken," he replied, with a shake of his head. Haru was very happy of how this ended up. 

"He's right," Haru said, almost too eagerly. "There's another guaranteed way for you to pay this off. Do you know what kind of club this is?" Haru pls-- "THIS IS A CLUB WHERE HANDSOME BOYS WITH TOO MUCH TIME ON THEIR HANDS ENTERTAIN GIRLS WHO ALSO HAVE TOO MUCH TIME ON THEIR HANDS." 

[darkcollections]

"Okay…I  think this is the place Hue said to meet him to work on this project for Sex Ed…" Really, Marise was just making her best guess as the girl still refused to use a map. So opening the door, she looked around before walking into the room to find it a bit empty. "Something tells me this isn’t where we’re suppose to meet, or Hue is late as hell."

Sighing the girl leaned back against the nearest object only hearing something wobble behind her. “Oh shit!” But Marise wasn’t fast enough to catch the vase that had been sitting there and it crashed to the ground. “That was so not suppose to happen.”

[harufi]

From the back, both Haru and Yuki walked out to see the $80,000 vase on the ground, completely broken. And as if they were both made of Ouran Shoujo Magic, they appeared next to Marise almost automatically. Good luck. 

"Hm. Well. There goes that 80 thousand dollar vase," Yuki mused, looking over at Marise. "Unfortunately, one of the Music Department's vases we were going to auction off." 

"Hey, you know you're going to have to pay us back for this, right?" Haru said, but since mun doesn't have that many happy Haru icons, we're going to pretend that he's excited because they get to go Ouran High School Host Club on Marise's ass.

[harufi]

This makes no sense. Why can I cook perfectly fine here, but back home it's like I'm almost as bad as Yuki... 

Must be physics.

[poisonedxbeauty-deactivated2016]

Little half sister… What makes you so sure? [She acted so surprised that he would just say that. Even though it was true and it was believable that she was related to him because yeah Dad’s kinda a whore.] I am too open to it, I just don’t think its possible to like more then one gender. [That being said shes a closet lesbian] 

[harufi]

That's simple; Dad's a whore and you look like my little sisters. [He paused.] That, and, my other sister told me. Besides, even if she didn't, I can just tell. [He nodded slowly.] I see what you mean, but it's good to think of how other people view the world. Like how I think it's completely possible to like more than one gender. 

[darkcollections]

"Either this school is crazy. People don’t know when enough  coffee is enough or the blondes here are legit crazy….probably the latter."

[harufi]

"Both. The answer is both." And he drinks some of his coffee.

[poisonedxbeauty-deactivated2016]

Are you calling me dumb? [No Haru she’s just projecting her feelings on to you its okay ignore her. She frowned a bit before blinking.] What do you need to know my name for? … I mean it’s Kathleen Birch but… 

[harufi]

No, I'm saying you're not open to how other people perceive things. [He would ignore her, but that wasn't his job; it was Yuki's. Besides, Haru's more people based.] Then you are my little half sister, nice to meet you. [Find your siblings was kind of like filling up your pokedex: you gotta find them all.]

[poisonedxbeauty-deactivated2016]

Bi is a term gay guys used to make themselves seem more stratight. If you take it up the ass or suck a dick you’re gay. 

[harufi]

...You're not a very opened minded one, are you? Either way, I'm still mostly attracted to girls. [He kind of looked to the side.] What's your name? 

[poisonedxbeauty-deactivated2016]

If you suck dick then your’e gay sorry bro

[harufi]

No, that makes me bi and $50 richer.