I've recently finished Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood and here are my opinions- some are on episodes and others are on characters (this is mostly about characters)
EDWARD ELRIC IS TRANSGENDER BECAUSE HOW DO YOU GO FROM LIKE 4'11 TO 5'8??? THATS NOT ALCHEMY THATS TESTOSTERONE
genuinely almost cried when hohenheim died but like i can't explain to you why
Edward Elric is actually the goat and if you disagree then you're wrong and a loser
Alphonse has so much trust in his brother and he's loyal to a fucking T
Also quotes that i fucking love:
"Give him back. He's my brother..Take my legs..! Take my arm, take my heart, anything, you can have it! Give him back! He's my little brother, he's all I have left!"
"Equivalent exchange! I'll give you half of my life if you give me half of yours!"
"You're...ugly. Envy means jealousy. That's what your name means, right? I get it..and Jealousy, is an ugly thing."
"It's a terrible day for rain." "What do you mean? It's not raining.." "Yes it is." "Oh. So it is."
"Who even needs alchemy? When I have them." "That's it! That's the right answer!"
"Incredible Valor! Respectable muscles! โจ"
Roy Mustang and Riza Hawkeye are the most badass couple they're so agshsjsjsjakskskskskskjthskajsb
ALL THE WOMEN IN FMAB ARE BADASS
I had no idea May was like 12???? I thought she was younger but she's just really tiny ๐ญ
MAES HUGHES โน๏ธโน๏ธโน๏ธโน๏ธโน๏ธโน๏ธ
The dwarf is a fucking loser /deragatory
Hohenheim is a fucking dork/affectionate
Edward is such a nerd /affectionate
RIP Edward Elric you would've loved arguing with "Christians" on the internet
The detail of Ed's right arm being weaker when it comes back is *mwah* chef's fucking kiss
Bradley is kinda hot but i hate him so 4/10 Scar is hot and got a redemption so 10/10 Also Greed and Greedling are hot so 10/10
Edward is me and I hate it but I also don't ?
I love the little details of Winry's piercing holes when Ed has her earrings
This anime is peak 10/10 one gripe i have is the black characters they look like caricatures and it breaks my heart
Olivier is so badass and i would hug her but she'd beat my ass, she just looks like she smells good
^ Same goes for Izumi Curtis
If I just added โจ and โจ in between a sentence would yall understand i'm talking about Sig and Alex
Roy is a scary mf and i'm glad i'm not Envy
PRIDE IS THE WORST I FUCKING HATE PRIDE HES A LITTLE SHIT I HATE HIM I HATE HIM
every time green dinosaur envy was on screen, i was grossed out because he looked freakish
i was messaging @tupiichees for most of this experience and they didn't help me
my suspicions were raised so much watching this show, everything connected and the ending was so satisfying
i think it would've been interesting if roy hadn't gotten his vision back
lust died a little too early imo but i don't really see where i'd insert her in later episodes so maybe she didn't
Kimblee pissed me the fuck off like hop off bro
if there's anything else, i'll let yall know but yeah
Hiromu Arakawa the woman that you are
