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carmen- she/her-demisexual lesbian-minor!!!!!!!! she capitalize on my flesh pit till i masicate (or smth)

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INTRO POST YAY!!!

name: carmen

General:

minor!!! In highschool

On school’s GSA board + science olympiad participate

demisexual/romantic lesbian - she/her

aspiring forensic pathologist

Reeeaaaally into indie (queer!!) horror media (SEND REQS)(bonus points if it includes vampires)

Huge gothic literature fan+edgar allen poe is my current fav

Hobbies:

Knitting and crochet

painting/drawing (every red moon)

Reading

playing bass guitar!!

Music!!:

Mostly emo and metalcore + dark alt 

(bands set in similarity pairs for brevity)

Bury me with you//eyes set to kill

A bullet for a pretty boy//aprils love affair

Sleep token!!//Type O Negative

Pierce the Veil//Sleeping with Sirens

Chase atlantic//Glasswaves

-fav songs: violent kiss (estk)//mirror soul (fftl +kellin quinn)//casket for two (bmwy)

Other Fandoms:

MYSTERY FLESH PIT NATIONAL PARK FHUIDHBJ!!!

The Ruby Court (pls any fans out there be my moot)

2kawaii4Comfort//Mignon

Dan and Phil

The Summer Hikaru Died

Heaven Official’s Blessing

MediFandoms:

sasaki to miyano, cherry magic, opium, alien stage, arcane, spiderverse, madoka magica, dead plate, elevator hitch, touchstarved, sinners, countdown to countdown, no im not a human, love in orbit, the fallen lamb, stardew valley, dmmd, quiet please, sk8 infinity, yuri on ice, adventure time, monster high, over the garden wall, gumball, house of leaves

What To Expect: any and everything idek

Pls be my moot if we have similar interests it’s tough out here🥺

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oh okay then

[sleepyminty]

I present to you whatever the fuck this is

I need a name guys help a little

Heres the visual example

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*plays horror game*

*sees abomination*

aha noooo you’re so sexy don’t rip my head off ahahahah nooo don’t corner me in my bedroom ahhahahahah

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If I get an A on my KiY term paper I’ll download sucker for love so I can marry her

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ABD GUESS WHO GOT AN A ON HER ENG 2 TERM PAPER

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I fucking hate when Pinterest user fill the comments with “why is this comment/pin only an hour old” “freshly baked pin” like bitch that is so irrelevant first of all and idiotic second of all bc now ur gonna be the dumbass who took the time to type out “freshly baked pin” when ur comment is from like 2 years ago

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67 finally retiring bc I haven’t seen a single soul talk abt how it’s 06/07 today

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guys I don’t think she’s taken by a smart and sexy Mexican guy anymore

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Saw a video where someone was talking about straight people stealing and misusing queer terms and someone in the comments gave an “examples list” and just about ALL of them were terms created by black women like are we actually fucking serious😭😭

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Mid 3am mental spiral I get an instagram reel of one of those toy rabbits that repeat sounds back to you passionately singing we are Charlie Kirk

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MY BOSS JUST POSTED ONE OF THE WORST PHOTOS OF ME IVE EVER SEEN TO INTRODUCE ME AS THE JUNIOR BOOKSELLER IM GONNA CRY SBDHDHDJDJFBFJFJFSJJSNBZVBXXHGDDHDZBZHBX

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I know this I formatted as a joke but I’m genuinely abt to relapse back into my five year Ed why tf didn’t she ask me before posting

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MY BOSS JUST POSTED ONE OF THE WORST PHOTOS OF ME IVE EVER SEEN TO INTRODUCE ME AS THE JUNIOR BOOKSELLER IM GONNA CRY SBDHDHDJDJFBFJFJFSJJSNBZVBXXHGDDHDZBZHBX

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Genuinely how the fuck did Reagan’s funeral costs get to 400 MILLION??????? Did they try to resurrect that nigga what the actual fuck???????????????????????? Am I fucking tweaking or??????????!

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Everytime I see those “that one couple in Highschool” posts I feel guilty for laughing because that was me and my first (ex) girlfriend like we would stand up in the middle of the student lounge and hug for 10 minutes straight and I just have to like the video as an apology to everyone that had to witness that😭😭

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Recently got employed at a local indie bookstore and I get to choose which books go in the displays . Today I had to make a display of books targeted towards fathers (or books targeted towards men in general) but like not only do I not have a father but I also don’t know what men read????? I thought they were illiterate?????????was genuinely so confused I just added the autobiography of Gucci mane (we had that for some reason) but ended up replacing it with a self help book for men bc they need that way more…

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the most recent display of architecture that has genuinely amazed me is my state’s federal prison

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Made me some oyakodon for dinner yoshiki gay as hell raw chicken feels fucking disgusting