"Harvey Don't!"

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[0theghost0]

For the requests: Jon Hamm as Two Face!! 🧡🧡

BOOM

[skeletonsonmars]

jonathan crane, a 40-50 year old repressed psych professor going absolutely hog wild, dressing up like a demonic scarecrow and making terrorizing society his primary goal is proof that it is never too late in life to have a goth phase

[batroguegalleryquotes]

*Batman and Harvey meet for the first time since he broke out of Arkham*

Batman: I’m stopping this right now, Two-Face!

Two-Face: In Your Dreams batfr-

Harvey: Wait, “Two-Face”? Is that what you guys are calling me now?

Batman: ...Ye-

Harvey: Because of my horrifyingly scarred face that you let me get!?

Batman: w-

Harvey: You know my wife left me because of this, Why don’t you call me “Zero-Wife” while you’re at it?

[harveydentsuggestion]

YOU! ARE! VALID! :)

[harveydentsuggestion]

You ——> 🌗

...

Maybe So.

[harveydentsuggestion]

Eddies ur bitch huh

Eddies his own bitch whos actively plotting my murder

[theriddlersuggestions]

I’m not plotting your murder.

[pamelaisleysuggestions]

precious is probably plotting your murder, harv.

[harveydentsuggestion]

w

whomst?

[pamelaisleysuggestions]

the plant i gave him. she’s…

more advanced than i expected.

[harveydentsuggestion]

...As in?

[harveydentsuggestion]

Are you n Ivy getting married also why aren’t you dating two people

[harveydentsuggestion]

Jesus take the wheek

hmmm

[memewhore]

[sheetghxst]

@harveydentsuggestion

[fandom-suggestion-blogs]

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[harveydentsuggestion]

Eddies ur bitch huh

Eddies his own bitch whos actively plotting my murder

[theriddlersuggestions]

I’m not plotting your murder.

[pamelaisleysuggestions]

precious is probably plotting your murder, harv.

[harveydentsuggestion]

w

whomst?

[harveydentsuggestion]

Eddies ur bitch huh

Eddies his own bitch whos actively plotting my murder

[harveydentsuggestion]

so you’re dating the riddler

I live in fear every day of my life that he’s going to show up at my house again and unhinge his jaw

[harveydentsuggestion]

HARVEY! - Eddie

Yes?

[harveydentsuggestion]

Big sexy

[about-faces]

“No. Harvey Dent can’t be the instigator of that. Like I say, it makes everything that I am meaningless.”

[johnconstantinesuggestions]

if you can’t summon the flames from hell, store-bought is fine