[mrsterlingeverything]

Would you like to have a blueberry scone

I would like anything at all

[harveylembecks]

source: 1932 San Diego Union Tribune, by Harry T. Bishop

[harveylembecks]

does anyone have the post that's a screenshot of a news headline that scientists are using a sociopath screening test or the dark triad test or something to evaluate lumpfish and the tumblr user captions it with something like "i dont want to know if this is true. smiles and closes my eyes smiling and doesnt wake up"

[harveylembecks]

jimmy durante calling buster keaton "that little guy with the face" in speak easily

[harveylembecks]

[harveylembecks]

[harveylembecks]

the only lasting memory from years of elementary school choir was all of us getting taken to see a Real Important Song Guy and one of us showed up an hour late in stage makeup to look like an old person and our director got mad imo unreasonably because i dont think anyone ever told us not to show up in old person makeup.

[bread-in-the-void]

um?

[harveylembecks]

last night was like a two-reeler

[mlarayoukai]

life changing tweet

[straycatj]

ちゃいろネズミつれてかれた…

ちくしょーですよ…

She takes my brown mouse... It's just goddamn

[harveylembecks]

how buster keaton looks when he swims

[harveylembecks]

diary factory burnt down

[aloyhh]

"omg you remembered!" of course i did. I have a file on you

[subaru-copilot]

it gets to a point that is just weirder if they didn't fuck

[subaru-copilot]

you did all this and it was not even because you wanted to bang him? weirdo

[subaru-copilot]

what

[millertastic]

@harveylembecks

[plodipoppy]

it is humphrey. ⬆️

[captain-price-returns]

[knilolas]