Last Modified 07/08/1989

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[hasegawa-pc]

> HELLO WORLD!

[VIDEO ATTACHED.]

0, “Boss” - He/Him

Stupid Idiot Baby, “SIB” - It/That

Miss M, “Gira” - she/her

Most posts will go to SIB, 0 will rarely appear. Miss M appears in special events.

Every character has biases, every character is in some regard unreliable. Take what they say about the world they’re in with a grain of salt.

OOC INFO

TAGS

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Inspiration, audio.

Background Song | Computer jingle

Voice for 0 - Black Rabbit of Inlé, Watership Down

Voice for SIB - Polle, Mouthwashing

[harteofthehart-ayyy]

Theorizing Aggron Thursday!

[pikachuwanted]

what about meowths why can't it ever be thoughtful meowth thursday do you even care about meowths huh. loser

[harteofthehart-ayyy]

Well my partner doesn’t have a Meowth now does he? That’s what I thought 💖 loser 💖 make your own post 💖 be the change you want to see in the world 💖

[pikachuwanted]

your partner is a moron and i own this whole stinkin post now

[harteofthehart-ayyy]

Nuh uh

[pikachuwanted]

thoughtful meowth thursday moodboard

[harteofthehart-ayyy]

[purriors]

usually i care about not derailing but meowth <3. meowth guy you are so correct

[harteofthehart-ayyy]

GET YOUR OWN POST

[hasegawa-pc]

meowt

[hasegawa-pc]

> Out. out. I want OUT. Let me OUT.

[pt: Out. out. I want OUT. Let me OUT. ]

[hasegawa-pc]

> I LEARNED ABOUT A ‘BATTLE SIMULATOR’

> CAN I PUT MYSELF IN THERE? I WONDER.

> IT’S SO…BORING IN HERE.

> NO MORE WORK…NO MORE FINANCES…

> I HATE IT.

[pt: I learned about a battle simulator.

Can I put myself in there? I wonder.

It’s so…boring in here.

No more work…no more finances.

I hate it.]

[pokemonshelterstories]

food bowl baby

[aura-center]

I’m feeling so bad for this little guy. We had to do an emergency take-in last night. Someone dropped off this skitty they had found on the side of the road and she is not feeling well! We gave her some medicine and wrapped her up to break her fever. Please send well wishes for this little one as she begins her road to recovery.

We’re thinking of calling her Miracle.

[hasegawa-pc]

> i am very confused and disorientated…

> 0 is asleep and it is raining.

> i hear something stepping outside ?

> not human!

[pt: i am very confused and disorientated…

0 is asleep and it is raining.

i hear something stepping outside ?

> not human! ]

[hasegawa-pc]

What divine force has issued the command? Your kernel?

> i think a bug

[pt: i think a bug]

[hasegawa-pc]

> i have been told to ‘whump that old man’ by a divine force

[pt: I have been told to ‘whump that old man’ by a divine force]

[alolapokemon]

Team Skull does more work with eliminating invasive ratattas then the actual government i swear to tapus

[hasegawa-pc]

how do you feel about your employers, current or past? △

2/10

Had a notable few. We’ll give them stupid aliases. Why not. We have fun here.

The Gale was some guy with a stick up his ass. Didn’t communicate for shit. Thought he was the main character, I guess.

Bell was strict. But he’s alright, up until the end when he decided to cause things for the hell of it, I guess? I wonder if he’s still working there. Tapus I hope not, if I’m barely kicking I doubt he is either.

My current one? I guess you can call it an employer. It’s fine.

[hasegawa-pc]

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[hasegawa-pc]

💔

> i didn’t like it when the gale died because boss was super sad !

> and i don’t like him being sad because it makes me sad.

> but I don’t know if I’d erase that memory because it’s the last time I saw Mister M !!! And Mister M is sooo nice .

> hm…

[hasegawa-pc]

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[hasegawa-pc]

Honestly, really good wishes. I wouldn't choose the third because I don't know your boss but, other than that, yeah.

> you can wish happiness for your friends then!!!!

> but thank you!!!!! I think if I had a body good things will happen because I can do them !!

> SO I DIDNT WISH FOR MORE GOOD THINGS!

> OLD FRIEND MISTER M SAID ‘if you want something done right, you should do it yourself.’

>SO!

[hasegawa-pc]

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[hasegawa-pc]

012

OK . 12 WITH 0.

I actually know a lot bout the guy’s parents! Just a bit of digging, whatever.

His mom’s Alolan, his dad’s part draconid and a whole lot of other shit. I can’t tell you why in the fresh hell they met in Orre, or why they stayed, for that matter.

He says they were alright, orchard guys,,, had a LOT of berries. Trust me 0 knows an egregious amount about berries. More than I’ve ever wanted to know. I think berries run in my blood now. Do not ask that fucking guy about berries. He is like the least guy you’d think to know about berries but he does and it’s cause of his fucking mom. She’s a pretty lady, by the way.

[hasegawa-pc]

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[hasegawa-pc]

> I WONDER IF THERE’S A THE GALE ON THIS SITE?

> SO MANY OTHER LEADERS OF THINGS AND NO THE GALE ….

[hasegawa-pc]

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[harteofthehart-ayyy]

The way Dratini and Dragonair squeak is so cute and goofy?? People who haven’t been around Dratini and Dragonair did you know that they make funny noises

[hasegawa-pc]

> video ??

[pt: video?? ]

[fury--swiped]

Mail! A pouch of assorted Poké Beans. There is no single address attatched.

what arethese guys. are they edivle can i eat them

< Image: Previously mentioned Poke Beans. >

[fury--swiped]

they are theyre tasty

[hasegawa-pc]

> WHAT DO THEY TASTE LIKE??

[pt: what do they taste like?? ]