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just-shower-thoughts

If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday it could also be known as “2’s Day”

the-daily-echo-deactivated20170

DUDE

diishii

CLUB GOIN UP

ON A

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zybilna

slow-riot-deactivated20200720

Weirdly anti-millennial articles have scraped the bottom of the barrel so hard that they are now two feet down into the topsoil

tramampoline

its so wild like “this generation with no fucking money is learning to prioritize essentials” and all these chucklefucks can write is advertisements for these companies

catparazzi

at least our jeans won’t tear at the seams after two washes

awfullydull-deactivated20170619

FUCK FABRIC SOFTENER IT’S UTTERLY POINTLESS

AND FUCK DRYER SHEETS LITERALLY NOBODY EVER HAS ENOUGH OF A PROBLEM WITH STATIC TO WARRANT PAYING OUT THE ASS FOR THAT SHIT

DO YOU WANT CLEAN CLOTHES? YOU DON’T EVEN NEED TO BUY FUCKING DETERGENT JUST MAKE YOUR OWN* IT’S SO GODDAMN EASY AND 80X CHEAPER

FUCK THE ENTIRE LAUNDRY INDUSTRY *Fuck The Entire Laundry Industry Recipe

1 cup Washing Soda (not Baking Soda. Different things.)

1 cup Borax (not Boric Acid. Also a different thing.)

½ cup - 1 cup grated bar soap (you can use literally anything. I often use Ivory because it’s easy to get and I find it works well, a lot of people like Fels-Naptha, which is an actual laundry bar. Some people use Dr. Bronner’s. Really does not fucking matter.) After grating your soap, combine all ingredients. That’s it. That’s the whole thing. Use maybe a ¼ cup per load.

madsciences

^^^ I’ve done this for years now and it works as well as any store bought detergent

ghostoftwentysomethingspast

WHAT Thank you, tumblr user awfullydull! Your URL does no justice to the good advice you give!

legallynonbinary

Also you can MAKE your own washing soda very VERY cheaply.

Step one: acquire $5 bag of baking soda from Costco.

Step two: lay that motherfucking baking soda out on a baking tray.

Step three: bake the baking soda on a tray in an oven at 400° for 1 hour (to make the moisture evaporate, leaving washing soda)

Step four: revel in how easy and cheap it is to make your own washing soda, and maybe take a moment to be angry that the industry upcharges the fuck out of something that is so easy to make.

legallynonbinary

I see some of y'all complaining about static and/or wanting nice smelling laundry. Go to a craft store, find 100% wool yarn balls. If it doesn’t come in a ball, ask an employee to make it into a tight ball for you. Wash in the washing machine to make it felted. Remove from washer, add a few drops of essential oil to the ball, allow to seep in. Dry with clothing. Doesn’t need to be rewashed ever, and if it stops smelling, add few more drops of essential oil. Bam, reusable dryer sheets.

polar-academia-deactivated20230

I love this post so much it’s filled with helpful advice, hatred, saving money, and fucking the system all in one

alpha-beta-gamer

Glitchphobia is a short and stylish non-euclidean puzzler set in an unstable reality where the laws of physics bend and break.

Read More & Play The Full Game, Free (Windows)

cucumber-kimchi

the poet who did the cow poem also did this Nice Guy Poem, its great.

notsomolly

give this poet a pulitzer

ruusverd

I love this!

sosuperawesome

Wood and Resin Nightlights

Wood All Good on Etsy

See our #Etsy or #Nightlights tags

luisonte

Monedas molonas

wiselwisel

cydonianmystery-deactivated-dea

N U N R A V E

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

BLESS THIS MOSH PIT

debonairbexar-deactivated202108

“Drop the blessed bass sister Mary Bethel!”

weallneedsomethingtobelievein

I’m not gonna lie, this made my night.

xoxo-gossip-gay

I thought this gonna be young ravers dressed as nuns but nope. they nuns.

notquiteapolyglot

To people who use "þ" as an aesthetic "p"

þink again.

tharook

getting thorny in the linguistics fandom

tk-tako

þorny*

solarine

That also goes for using ß as an aesthetic B.

On my old server, there was a character named ßillyßadass.

This never failed to make me laugh, because that letter is not pronounced like B. It is a sharp S.

That guy named himself SsillySsadass.

liquidstar

Also to people who you Σ as an aesthetic E

that’s an S too, Σo maybe check next time

slowspinningredemption

oh boy

Д as an aesthetic A? Дon’t be a дumbass.

И as an aesthetic N? don’t be sillи.

П as another aesthetic N? stoп it.

У as an aesthetic Y? ty bad.

Ш or Щ as an aesthetic W? nope. it’s “sh” and “shch”!

Я as an aesthetic R? surprise! it’s “ya”.

ah yes, that classic horror film SNYEYAPOVUL DIAYAIES

silvysartfulness

This is pronounced Stargoat.

dovewithscales

Reblogging for Stargoat.

fruitsoftheweb

Unsupervised 3D reconstruction of small rocks from a single 2D image

bobbyfischerskingsidebishop-dea

… “Unsupervised”???

bunjywunjy

the rocks are very responsible and do not require supervision

616marvel

Man I love learning history because sometimes you learn things that’s not widely known just like how Beethoven’s Fur Elise was actually made for one of his students that he was in love with named Therese. She was a mediocre piano player so he made a melody so easy that even she could play it and impress people (hence the very iconic tune in the beginning) but then he finds out that she was engaged to a different man and so Beethoven basically made the other parts so that she can never play it and if that’s not petty culture then idk what is.

slimemoldscholar

syd reviews emojis: wlw

2 cute girls. apple’s love of gradients definitely comes through but it doesn’t ruin the cute sapphic vibes. probably middle school girlfriends who braid each other’s hair at recess. 8/10 the blue one did the red one’s pigtails

they look like they’re power posing. stiffer than apple’s and their legs are triangular, but they still look happy to be here. no unique hair but they coordinated shirts today and that’s cute. 5/10 let them bend their arms

microsoft’s harsh black border makes them look sad and trapped. where are their necks? where are their mouths? at least they got cute bangs. 2/10 free them

lego heads. I appreciate the hair highlight, but their eyes are wide and unseeing. probably have seen unspeakable things. is it just me or do the red shoes clash with the pink dress. 3/10 for the ground shadow

some very smol wlw. cute femme businesswomen who love and support each other. nice color scheme but main drawback is that the details are hard to see. 7/10 let me appreciate their lipstick game

they aren’t holding hands!!! what’s this weird wrist-crossing thing?? I can’t get on board with the shapes for a face but they got their own haircuts at least. 4/10 I asked for handholding

cute angle distracts me from the soulless eyes. I feel like I’m staring into the void and the void is wearing a purple t-shirt. they look like they take on challenges together (by unhinging their mouths and devouring souls???) 2/10 coraline flashbacks

what are they hiding? they look exactly the same. are these the twins from the shining? did emojione turn wlw into cousins a la sailor moon? are lesbians just clones? we may never know. 0.5/10 half point for cute purple dress

aw! they’re looking lovingly into each others eyes. the oversized heads just make room for a little blush. I love their little boots and they each got their own haircut. 10/10 anime but it works!

different heights, hair, and outfits? messenger really put some detail into their sapphic emojis. just like emojidex the ladies get to look at each other, but where are their faces? 9/10 I have to imagine the heart eyes

their dresses are cute but their faces are haunting. appreciate the colors and the hair but can’t shake the feeling that they’re watching me. 5/10 adequate yet unsettling

htc these are just shapes. where are their necks? why only one arm? the legs are just trapezoids. heads aren’t circles! touching points of arm-blocks is not handholding! 0/10 this design is homophobia

also super small but keeps it simple. cute colors and a unique design for each of them. they probably go mountain biking on the weekends. 10/10 they met at a roller derby

whobahstank

alpha-beta-gamer

Tiny Kingdom Builder is a charming Puyo-Puyo-esque puzzler where you attempt to assemble mini-kingdoms in a small 5x5 grid.

Read More & Play The Full Game, Free (Browser)

feministism

artistsaurio

Heads up PayPal is changing ToS again

And they are getting even more strict when it comes to not using invoices for charging for Digital Goods.

Whatever Invoices make you uncomfortable or not, you gotta start using them if you want to keep your PayPal and your money. Changes starting this October 19th.

Honestly I don’t get why so many artists are so overwhelmed by invoices, takes just a few clicks to set up.

And is not only “oh you have to use invoices because PayPal says so” if you don’t use invoices you’re putting yourself at risk of being scammed by an user abusing the buyer’s protection.

Since PayPal ain’t got no idea of what those $50 you received were for, but the buyer is saying they didn’t got anything for the money, PayPal will just side with the buyer.

I’m seriously begging ppl, start using invoices. I’m tired of seeing ppl complain their paypal was banned, or is under investigation, or worse, the $100 they got for a very complicated commission, 3 months later get a refund issue.

just

start

using

invoices

for your own sake.

Here is how you use invoices because I can’t keep playing devil’d advocate, yes I would love to help you get your PayPal restored but just this last month I had to help three persons, and they were MORE than aware of this issues.

Just protect yourself.

Step 1. You login and click here

Step 2. You click create new Invoice. YOU NEVER CLICK REQUEST MONEY, unless you want to risk yourself to get scamer by buyer’s protection exploit and not only lose your money but your paypal account, and any future paypal linked to your irl name.

Step 3 You follow this steps

1. Invoice for amount only

2. Ask your client for their PayPal email and put in that field

3. Add a vague description of what you’re doing, something like “Character Coloured with Background” is good enough, and if you need more than 1 character you can type in “2″ where it says amount, or just say “2 characters”.

Warning: don’t type in “Naruto rawing Sasuke”. That will get you banned.

4. Click send.

Optional steps. Create a template, doesn’t take more than 10 minutes and it will save you a lot of time for future invoices, you can even click on “items” right next to “create invoice” and add a list of services you offer such as “character sketch” “character flats” along with a price, so next time you invoice you just add to the invoice from your list of items and you saved yourself some more time.

More importantly, you protect yourself from buyer’s protection exploit because if PayPal knows you’re doing digital goods, then you will be allowed that you did in fact created a digital good.

Keep PayPal happy, as for right now there are no alternatives to this service, and this is the only source of income for many freelancers.

Stay safe.

awkwardtimezone

Heads up, all commissioning artists

bloriblomi

I’ll be doing this from now on!

bloriblomi

ADDING THIS BC I HATE PAYPALLLL OK so when you send/make invoices…it doesnt let you choose ‘digital good’ or differentiate between “goods (as in physical)” and “services” (as in doesnt need address) which is what you could do with micropayments…. SO WHEN U SEND INVOICE the buyer will be asked for their shipping address. ( I even had the options turned off for shipping?? I was pretty sure there USED TO be an option that you turned off and then it wouldn’t ask for shipping, but that doesnt seem to work anymore? I went to where the setting was and still had the boxes unchecked, and yet my buyer was still getting asked to put in shipping address, and when invoice was paid, i was being asked to provide shipping label by X date or Consequences.) SO APPARENTLY YOU HAVE TO DO THIS as the SELLER

SO go to the invoice (i think this can be done BEFORE the buyer pays?? Didnt try myself tho, i did it after it was paid), and click on VIEW DETAILS in that first box

Scroll to the bottom of the page and click ADD TRACKING INFO (YES COUNTER-INTUITIVE AS BALLLLLS.)

of course HERE IS WHERE YOU'RE GIVEN INSTRUCTIONS ON PROCESSING DIGITAL GOODS. HIDDEN BEHIND A BUTTON YOU WOULDNT PRESS IF YOU WERE, SAY, TRYING TO SELL DIGITAL GOODS. Select Order Processed/Service Rendered

YAY this stuff fills itself out and you can save and not have to worry about shipping your Digital Intangible Product to a very confused seller. I am so salt about this. excuse me while i go cry angrily.