HashtagHim

Just a little blog about this guy I know.

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Discovering Sam Smith

A on Sam Smith: Sam Smith is gay? ...I didn't even know he was white until like a month ago.

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Such a Hassle

Me: You don't like telling people anything about yourself because it's too much of a hassle.

A: ...yeah that's true.

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A got pretty wild this Saturday.

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Everything Bagels

Me: How many bagels is it acceptable to eat in a day?

A: Less than one.

Me: *laughs* *eats more than the acceptable amount of bagels*

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I guess I'm not wrong about everything ALWAYS!

A

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Don't you know by now that suffering in silence is my favorite thing?

A

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Film Schooled

A didn't know that new movies are released in theaters every week. "Every WEEK?" he said. Bless his dear, sweet heart.

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Wiggle Room

A, lamenting on the sad state of music these days: "What was that song? Bubble? Bimble?"

...He meant "Wiggle" by Jason Derulo.

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$2 Bills, Y'all

He bought us drinks at the bar...and paid with $2 bills. Someone send help, I'm dying.

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Adopting Orphan Black

I had been trying to get A to watch Orphan Black for months. MONTHS. Normally he's pretty receptive to my TV suggestions because 1. I have amazing taste. And 2. I have a fantastic track record of suggesting shows that he ends up loving. But he was so resistant to this damn show and it drove me crazy.

Long story short, he finally took me up on my suggestion last week and started watching. Mere days later and he's finished all two seasons, his favorite clone is Helena (or Cosima), and he's been posing random "if I was a clone" hypotheticals. Ok, that last one is weird, but I'm just gonna let it slide.

Lesson? Shut up and watch what I tell you to watch. 

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Bargaining Yams

"He said he would drive me home, but he made me get him yams." - true life thing I texted to my friend tonight about A

It's called bargaining. Doesn't everyone trade favors for yams?

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It's so funny when I do normal stuff. It's like seeing a cat swimming.

A

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Bold Fashion Choices

Me: That's crossing a line.

A: I'm wearing a purple shirt. I don't have lines!

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Into the Floss

A always carries dental floss, but never has a nail file when I need it. He's maybe only 85% meticulous. 

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Taking it back to a vintage text exchange from 2012 (pre-kakao days). Never suggest junk food to this man – even in jest.

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The only thing A enjoys about birthdays. This is him to a T. 

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All of the Chicken

Why do fitness people always talk about "never giving up" and "pursuing dreams"? Other people work hard too. You just eat a lot of chicken.

— Chris D'Elia (@chrisdelia) July 16, 2014

I think I've expressed a similar sentiment to A many times. So. much. chicken. All of the chicken.