Charity: You’re a lying, cheating piece of crap! You’re not the man I married!
Phineas: Fine! We’re getting a divorce! And I’m taking Phillip!
Phillip: *sliding the Monopoly board away from them* I don’t think we should play this anymore…
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Charity: You’re a lying, cheating piece of crap! You’re not the man I married!
Phineas: Fine! We’re getting a divorce! And I’m taking Phillip!
Phillip: *sliding the Monopoly board away from them* I don’t think we should play this anymore…
Hopper and Jane headcanons because I love this dad and daughter!!!
Jane calls Hopper “daddy” on Day 543. It’s right after Hopp gives her a triple decker eggo stack and she just goes, “Thanks, daddy.” Hopp stops mid bite and looks at El, who’s trying to be very casual, grins, and goes, “You’re welcome, kiddo.”
These two 100% have a swear jar somewhere. It’s filled with pennies and Hopp always has to put in twice as much because he always goes, “El, what did I tell you, don’t fucking swear - oh shit, ahhh fuck.”
Jane finds Sarah’s box and she’s going through it when Jim comes in. Jane pulls up a picture and says “pretty,” and Hopp is so tearful that he just gets out a choked, “Yeah.” She pulls out more stuff and Hopp wipes the tear from his eye and sits down next to her and explains what some of the stuff was - Sarah’s friendship bracelet from camp, her favorite necklace. Jane says Sarah seemed cool and Hopp agrees.
These two mutually are awkward about each other’s dates lmao. Hopp brings El to Mike’s and he just stands awkwardly outside until El sighs and tells him to go home already. Jane, on the other hand, straight up crashes Joyce & Jim’s date and walks up to Joyce and whispers that she thinks this is going great. Joyce agrees.
Jane forced Jim to watch her soap operas with her during their first year together. He’s not into soaps but she is and he’ll sit through it for his kiddo.
However, he still wanted To Die when a hardcore romance scene came up on one scene. He doesn’t want to think about the fact that he has to explain the birds and the bees to his kid soon - especially bc he couldn’t watch that scene without looking at the spot directly above the TV.
El’s first birthday with Hopper is nerve-wracking for him. He holes himself up in the kitchen making an Eggo cake for her. He stacks them in the shape of a castle (with hazelnut spread + strawberries in between) and covers the whole thing with whipped cream to make it a white castle. He refuses to let Jane into the kitchen until the cake is ready to come out (Dustin almost bumped into him and Hopper gave him A Death Glare until he backed away).
Adopting Jane means that the other kids come over too. They’re all eating breakfast and Jane spills somethng and yells, “Son of a b-” “Language!”
The kids stop eating and stare at Hopper. “Is this why El doesn’t curse?” “IS THIS WHY SHE DOESN’T SAY FUCK?” “Listen dipshi-kids, I swear to god if you don’t stop talking-” “LET ELEVEN SAY FUCK!”
Soon Hopper has a tableful of kids slamming their fists on the table yelling “LET ELEVEN SAY FUCK! LET ELEVEN SAY FUCK! LET ELEVEN SAY FUCK! LET ELEVEN SAY FU-” “All right! All right! Fine! Once.”
El grins and quietly goes, “Fuck.” Everyone r o a r e d
Something else I really appreciate about Mike and Eleven’s relationship is how unembarrassed Mike is about showing how much he cares about her.
We’re shown that he’s someone who can get embarrassed over being coddled by his parents, for example, and respond accordingly. But in season 1 and especially in season 2, he is entirely welcoming and accepting of his bond with El, even when surrounded by his friends and the entire main cast. From Eleven resting her head on his shoulder in the gym, to their reunion hug in the Byers house, Mike never shies away from outwardly expressing the closeness that they share or the vulnerability that comes along with it.
And maybe that’s more a testament to how accustomed I am to seeing characters (and people in real life) be treated otherwise, but I just find Mike’s emotional maturity to be really sweet and refreshing.
Disney: Let's add a little growl at the end. It will be funny.
*movie goes out*
Disney: Alright, let's see what the fans thi-
*Every Tumblr Adam's growl post*
Disney: Shit...
that growl at the end of beauty and the beast had everyone like
A Prince in the Streets, A Beast in the Sheets
~Literally Everyone after hearing the Beast’s Growl at the end.(Beauty and the Beast 2017)
The movies and shows that stick with you after you’ve walked out from the cinema or got up from the couch, the books that live on in your head once the cover is closed, are the best kind of story there are.
anyone else like freak out when Mr Darcy smiled like asdfhgfvhdfjk
Excuse me. Slightly drunken revelation about Jane Austen here. Nearly all of the successful romances in her novels support the idea that choosing the mildly to extremely socially awkward dork is the best move, a message I wholeheartedly approve of both in real life and most assuredly in fiction.
Brooding heroes are all fine and good, but not my cup of tea. Give me a guy who refuses to dance because he’s and introverted dweeb? Bestill my heart, apparently.
I drown myself in literature everyday because the time period then was so beautiful whereas our time period now is rather ugly.
Pride and Prejudice
I’m so angry. Why is Pride and prejudice not a more popular love story than Romeo and Juliet??!?!?!? It has actual character development and growth and the romantic leads know each other for months before falling in love! And they can’t stand eachother at first and they actually find out about eachothers past and hopes and dreams and things they enjoy. And they’re sassy and Darcy is a total dork who doesn’t know how to talk to people and then there’s Bingley and Jane! The “love at first sight where (one of) the families dissaproves but they fall in love anyway” story except they actually spend time together and go past the “hey you’re hot” stage. Also! It was published in 1813! And there’s strong female characters who are faced with the issue of losing everything if they don’t get married before their father dies and yet they (elizabeth) refuse! They are not treated as lesser and the men do their best (it’s okay Darcy you’re trying) to charm the women. And then there’s Wickham! The stupid ass of a soldier who took advantage of teenage girls who in this society need a husband. He’s forced to marry Lydia as to not ruin any other girls reputations. Not quite the best form of punishment but at least he was held accountable for his actions which for the time was a big deal. Lastly everyone is just so sassy and beautifully written like… “My courage always rises with every attempt to intimidate me.”— Elizabeth Bennet “Do not consider me now as an elegant female intending to plague you, but as a rational creature speaking the truth from her heart.” — Elizabeth Bennet “I could easily forgive his pride, if he had not mortified mine.” — Elizabeth Bennet, “What a delightful library you have at Pemberley, Mr. Darcy!” “It ought to be good,” he replied, “it has been the work of many generations.” -mr Darcy “May i present Mrs Bennet, Miss Bennet Miss Bennet and Miss Bennet"
“Are we to recieve all the bloody Bennets in the county?” -Caroline Bingly (possibly from the movie only but i haven’t read the book since i was in 4th grade so i can’t remember but i don’t care i love it!)
I just have a lot of Pride and Prejudice feelings… also i want to marry Mr Darcy.
Okay scroll on.
i am a:
⚪️ man 🔘 woman ⚪️ other
looking for:
⚪️ men ⚪️ women 🔘 a socially awkward millionaire who’s bad at confessing feelings but will run out into the rain and walk dramatically across a field and make impassioned speeches for me
Beauty and the Beast was SO well done!!! Can we have more live action remakes of the Disney princess movies please??!!!? I vote for Aladdin next! My favorite part was at the end when I was so FUCKING surprised at who voiced the characters 😱 Ewan McGregor?! Stanley Tucci?! Ian McKellen?! Emma Thompson?! I didn’t know she sang?!? And can we just revel in the fact that the actress who played the feather duster woman was the actress who played Belle in the movie “Belle”? Ironic?!
Potc 6 should just be two hours of Elizabeth, Will, Henry, Carina, and Will and Elizabeth’s second kid walking along the seashore picking seashells. Davy Jones occationally emerges from the water but Elizabeth throws him out to sea each time.
2 things to remember:
1.having a tragic past doesn’t make you being an asshole okay.
2.read 1. again.
As a desi Hindu can white hipsters please stop fucking acting like Hindus and Buddhists are all nonviolent and peaceful people as if Hindus didn’t facilitate the pogroms of Sikhs throughout India and Buddhists in Myanmar aren’t mass-murdering and stripping Rohingya Muslims of their basic human rights to the point where they’re listed as the most oppressed minority in the world
Pray for Myanmar
In the past 3-4 days 3000 Muslims were killed by the Buddhist extremists in Burma.
May Allah help them, please keep them in your prayers.