حسام

whats the point

[mouseremote147863456]

[hotboyproblems]

2 years old kid: *runs*

family: looks like he's going to be an athlete

[cheaphalloweencostume]

today the barista at Starbucks accidentally gave me a trienta instead of a venti (which was cool cause hey more coffee) and I pointed it out in case she wanted to switch it so she doesn’t get in trouble or something and she looked right at me in my eyes and said “I decide what you drink now”

[antiandrogen]

When you set foot in my store I become judge jury and executioner

[bioillogically]

therapist: how are you? me: fine how are you

[danhumphrey]

peter parker, expressing his affection as any teen would: thor i would die for you :)

thor, gripping his shoulders with the intensity of ten thousand burning suns: i would never let that happen

[sunderious]

peter parker, later that week: i would die for you loki

loki, looking him dead in the eye: you will.

[rhythmic-idealist]

drax: [really bad joke]

peter parker: mr. drax? I would die for you

drax, with a pause spent determining that peter is probably joking and then a hearty guffaw: but my muscles and fighting power are several times your own! your death would be meaningless!

[musashi]

6 am and this tweet just made me laugh so hard i choked on my coffee and started sobbing

[valtsv]

you ever see shit that makes you think "i know i'm very online but i'm not online enough for this one"

[bleekay]

its so shiddy when u have to convince yourself to do your hobbies. like, its fun, you like it, why cant you just do it. do it. do it. but what if.... mindless media consumption instead....

[bleekay]

im so sorry to the seven thousand of you so far who relate

[g1sunstreaker]

upset at the accuracy of these tags

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

medusa, trying to turn you to stone, but you accidentally called her “melissa” when you first walked in and now you’re too embarrassed to look at her. “it’s alright” she keeps saying “i get it all the time” but you still won’t look. u don’t even remember the stone thing until later

[coffeeacademia]

i find it so beautiful how we all read the same poetry and miss different people

[catsi]

a cute girl told me she has lots of plants in her house and i told her, for some fucking reason "damn the oxygen at your place must be mad crisp" and somehow still got her number so. chase your dreams. nothing is impossible apparently

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[shotabunny-moving]

mondays more like

[1eos]

tbh i think sports commentary is kinda gay….. you watching men…. thinking abt men….. analyzing men….. they even know their heights nd weights 🤨 sounds like a gay marriage to me

[watacco-deactivated20181130]

“imagine i had i bowl of skittles and three of them could kill you-”

[pochacco]

i am stupid for free. no one pays me to be this stupid and i think that’s very brave

[rcktpwr]

why are you literally waging war on introverts..

they keep talking about harry potter and i cant stand it anymore

[giantpandaphotos]

Tian Bao at Pairi Daiza in Brugelette, Belgium.

© Janneke de Lange, Pairi Daiza.