reblog bait free since 2014

welcome to the land of mtg theorycrafting, my name’s violet and I'll be your host this evening

[catchymemes]

Credit: https://imgur.com/gallery/4LXnrWO

Original comic: https://www.buttersafe.com/2019/03/21/the-water-cycle/

[rook-the-catechumen]

This is what stepping on a landmine feels like

[audrey-scorne-deactivated202106]

no more super hero. no more star war. get film back to its roots: a train coming at the camera and scaring me so so much

[dasebeleren]

I miss Iona. she was such a skill testing card

anyone trying to play her would have to guess which color would be most advantageous to pick when all five were likely represented among their opponents. Do you pick the color that’s least represented and hope that other players leave it alone? Do you pick the one that’s most represented for the greatest spread? Do you pick black or white to try and shut down removal specifically?

[hastyfacsimile-blog]

Usually I just named blue

[seshirukun]

based on this tweet:

[jovan]

[mtgaddicted]

Guess who will need like 43 of this?

[commandtower-solring-go]

This gives me vibes that sol-ring will soon be banned

[mtgaddicted]

highly doubt it, this is for the brawl decks

[hastyfacsimile-blog]

Wotc also isn’t in charge of that, and I’d be surprised by any changes to the commander ban list close to the last b&r

[student-film-lying-piece-of-shit]

you're NOT born gay, for the last time. you CHOSE that when you listen to chocolate by the 1975, colours by halsey and sweater weather by the neighborhood when you were 12 in 2015

[evilkaito]

this is choosing to be white not gay

[hastyfacsimile-blog]

By 2015 I was one thousand years old

[pointnclickadventuregame]

if you are looking for media that has lgbt characters that survive to the end consider watching my sex tape

[bunniope]

great! i love horror movies!

[pointnclickadventuregame]

if you are looking for media that has lgbt characters that survive to the end don’t read this textpost

[bunniope]

haha wh-

[purival]

Character: Puts on a suit and top hat and has mild to extreme evil tendencies

Y'all: this is the hottest character i have ever seen in my entire life

[metaphoricalicecream]

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[omghotmemes]

Gotta make money somehow

[superiorjello]

The older this gets the funnier it is

[finndamerons-archive]

castle // halsey

[ahkmenrah]

this is still such a good post

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

[bintilleil-deactivated20200510]

[bintilleil-deactivated20200510]

I’m absolutely begging you not to say these horrible things on my post

[sauskes-moving-deactivated20210]

parker industries is a hate crime from marvel

[sauskes-moving-deactivated20210]

peter parker as a multimillionaire is literally the worst idea anyone’s ever had he’s an actual nice person with morals.

[hastyfacsimile-blog]

It doesn’t bother me much if someone becomes a multimillionaire by inventing a bunch of cool shit as long as they’re philanthropic and treat their employees well. I wish it would happen in real life sometime, but whatever

[hydro-homies]

Too accurate

[commanderchrist-deactivated2017]

None of us are funny

[blackqueerblog]

So many arrested because people are OPENING THE DOORS and trying to play Sensible Citizens with these MAGA Gestapo Agents.