The Land of Haswellington

Abbie, 27, United Kingdom. A mix of fandoms here including: Dragon Age, Mass Effect, Sherlock and many more.

[fictionalrelapse]

xaden is not that scary on a reread knowing that he’s just being fucking horny and simping when he’s lowkey stalking violet

[stupidlybookish]

Violet: Prick! I hate you!

Xaden, in his head: Enemies to lovers slow burn, angst with a happy ending, 300k+ words.

[mysterylilycheeta]

Xaden: The real treasure was the memories we made along the way. Dain: I almost died. Xaden: That... was my favorite memory. Violet: Mine too.

[stupidlybookish]

Andarna: Tairn taught me to think before I act.

Andarna: So if I smack the shit out of you, rest assured that I thought about it and am confident in my decision.

[stupidlybookish]

Xaden: Be careful.

Violet: Always am.

Xaden: Respectfully disagree.

[siobhanbooks]

incorrect fw quote

Violet: So, what?

Mira: So, what?!

Violet: So what if he's leading a revolution, Mira. At least he has a job. At least he's active in community

[somewhere-in-the-rain]

Xaden Riorson took “you don’t know what you’ve got until it’s gone” to the next level when he sat by Violet’s bed for three days straight wallowing in self hatred and regretting his past decisions.

[stupidlybookish]

Xaden: Hey, wanna help me commit treason?

Garrick: What the hell, dude?!

Xaden: Sorry, my bad.

Xaden: *whispering* Wanna help me commit treason?

Garrick: *also whispering* Of course man, what do you need?

[stupidlybookish]

Bodhi: I’m going to the market. Is there anything you need?

Xaden: My will to live.

Bodhi: Violet is with Rhiannon right now, you’ll have to wait.

[incorrect-fourthwing]

Xaden: How is the most beautiful person in the universe doing?

Violet: I don’t know, I-

Garrick, from the other side of the room: I’m doing great!

[aprill-99]

*gestures vaguely at a whole ass cast of characters*

“None were ever busy being heterosexual. All were busy studying the blade. Some were still heterosexual, but all still prioritized the blade.”

[animezinglife]

Mira: Stay away from Xaden Riorson, Violet. I mean it. Violet: Okay. I get it. I heard you. Stay away from Xaden. No Xaden. Xaden bad. Xaden: You need to learn to shield. Violet: I need to climb you like a tree.

[applausetheillusionists]

I never thought I‘d love the banter between a person and a dragon.

But Tairn is absolutely hilarious.

[romantic-bloodless-nights]

If ya'll are ever in doubt about mindflayers not being the person they once were, remember there's a post credit scene with Withers where he absolutely ROASTS the Dead Three for trying to gather souls through their big plan. He essentially calls them stupid because the soul vanishes upon mindflayer transformation and, most likely, passes on to their respectful diety, something he basically tells the player in dialogue. It doesn't trap the soul. The mindflayer just mimics the host through memories they absorbed. You or the chosen character are no longer inhabiting that form at all and are basically piloting a husk.

I think that's funny as hell.

[laiostoudenn-archived-deactivat]

saw someone call Gale boring and I’m just… obviously you missed the part where he has a cat, a library, and a enjoys good glass of wine. and if the mood takes him, he’s known to try his hand at poetry!

[boneskullravenriver]

When he tells you "I love you"

But the silly little wizard man once said, “with you, I forget my goddess.”

[imafraidoftomorrow]

Someone please draw fanart of the BG3 origin companions hanging out in camp except they're all sitting in a circle roasting marshmallows over Karlach