[hataakes]

Alright so I am basically here. I do most of my writing via Discord these days but I miss the tumblr rp community ( and the prompts and memes SO bad ). I don’t know how strong my Kakashi muse is but I’m willing to give it a shot if you’re willing to message me.  Also, just wanna note that I do still have Sasori (who is my first baby), Shisui (who is my strongest muse), and a multimuse (that includes Kisame and Tobirama). So, if you want to rp with me but can’t make it work with Kakashi, try hitting up one of my other muses!  You can also always send prompts, even if we’ve never spoke!

[rpmemes-galore]

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 … sentence starters

“I am hideous?“

“Ow! My nipples!“

“This is gonna hurt!”

“Hey, there, jackass!“

“We’re all gonna die.“

“I’m immortal? Really?”

“I knew you were lying!”

“Did you make a penis?“

“I’m Mary Poppins, y'all!“

“You people have issues.“

“They killed all my friends.“

“You’re right… we’re family.“

“I didn’t mean to do a mutiny.”

“So UNBELIEVABLY uncool…”

“I win. I bested you in combat.“

“What say we steal some shit?“

“You must be so embarrassed!“

“It’s worse. It’s so much worse.“

“You can do anything you want.“

“I’m gonna make some weird shit.”

“You are horrifying to look at, yes.“

“But, that doesn’t make any sense!”

“You are wasting a lot of time here!“

“So, we’re saving the galaxy, again?“

“This gross bug lady is my new friend.“

“Well, you may not be mortal, but me…“

“I don’t need to hear how my parents…“

“What are you gonna do with your share?“

“You like a professional asshole or what?“

“You put your turd in my bed, I shave you.“

“You don’t know anything about me, loser.“

“Get out of the way! You’re gonna get hurt!“

“Well, then I’m certainly grateful to be ugly.“

“This is an important conversation right now?“

“I can’t believe I fell in love with a spaceman.“

“I know who you are, boy. Because you’re me!“

“It was beautiful. You earthers have hang-ups.“

“Ugh, I’m imagining…being with you physically.“

“No! No, that’s the button that will kill everyone!“

“If you kill me, you’ll be just like everybody else!“

“That’s exactly my point! I have to do everything!“

“When I touch someone, I can feel their feelings.“

“I’m sorry. That was meant to be behind your back.“

“Yeah, I feel a general, unselfish love for everyone.“

“She just told everyone you deepest, darkest secret!”

“I’m sorry… I can only afford to lose one friend today.“

“Dude, come on! I think you’re overreacting a little bit.“

“Well, of course I have issues. That’s my freakin’ father!“

“Well, if he got closer, I’m sure he would be much larger.“

“The crabby puppy is so cute. He makes me wanna die!“

“All any of you do is yell at each other. You’re not friends.“

“I don’t know why they’re after us. What a mystery this is.“

“You know what would be a really kick-ass name? Taserface.”

“We’re gonna have to have a serious talk about your language!“

“He may have been your father, boy, but he wasn’t your daddy.“

“You don’t have to believe in yourself, because I believe in you.“

“You shouldn’t have killed my mom and squished my Walkman.“

“Touch me, and the only thing you’re going to feel is a broken jaw.”

“You can go to hell, then! I don’t give a damn what you think of me!“

“I guess David Hasselhoff did kind of end up being my dad after all.“

“I tried to let you down easily by telling you that you were disgusting.“

“It’s called a Zune. It’s what everybody’s listening to on Earth nowadays.“

“I know them scientists what made you never gave a rat’s ass about you!”

“You didn’t know, because you didn’t want to know, because it made you rich!”

“What is your goal here? To get everybody to hate you? Because it’s working.”

“Can we put the bickering on hold until after we survive this massive space battle?“

“You can fool yourself and everyone else, but you can’t fool me. I know who you are.“

“Does anybody have any tape out there? I wanna put some tape over the death button.“

“There are two types of beings in the universe, those who dance, and those who do not.“

“You know, they told me you people were conceited douchebags, but that isn’t true at all.“

“Sometimes, the thing you’ve been looking for your whole life is right there beside you all along.“

“Well, it might take you a few million years of practice before you get really good at it. But, yes!”

“I know you play like you’re the meanest and the hardest, but actually you’re the most scared of all.“

“Yes, Scotch tape would work… Then why did you ask me if Scotch tape would work, if you don’t have any?“

“I was talking about, like, a pretty necklace. Or a nice hat. You know. Something to make the other girls go ‘Ooh, that’s nice’.”

“When you’re ugly, and someone loves you, you know they love you for who you are… Beautiful people never know who to trust.“

“One minute you think someone has a weird-shaped head, the next minute it’s just because you realize part of that head is the hat.“

“Whatever you do, don’t push this button, because that will set off the bomb immediately and we’ll all be dead. Now, repeat back what I just said.”

“You push away anyone who’s willing to put up with you, ‘cause just a little bit of love reminds you of how big and empty that hole inside you actually is!”

“I will hunt my father like a dog, and I will tear him apart slowly… piece by piece, until he knows some semblance of the profound and unceasing pain I knew every single day.”

[bougiebutchbitch]

As much as we all love this sad skrunkly wet cat, let us not forget that he is, at heart, a stone-cold badass

[hataakes]

forlornwind​:

As Kakashi moved into his room, Madara barely tilted his neck to survey the man. He took the quick chance to manifest the sharingan, glimpsing at the chakra veins in Kakashi’s body. Kakashi’s bandaged did look very, very badly damaged from his point of view. Must have been a tragedy.

Red dissipates from his eyes, leaving coals in its place.

      “I am a sensor type shinobi.”

Madara states it plainly, accounting for his intuition and perception of emotions. Only honesty could exchange for honesty, and that was what he wanted from Kakashi in order to get a better feel on the situation surrounding hearts against Konohagakure.

      “Please do not lie to me. We will both regret it.”

Madara sat up in his chair, pushing the plates away from him. He wasn’t done with the food, but the air of business rises around him, and he regarded Kakashi fully with anticipation.

Kakashi’s body settles into a type of battle calm at the sight of Madara’s sharingan. His heart rate slows and that tight-lipped smile lifts the corner of his lips once again, his one visible eye closing. Despite the sudden urge to launch himself over the balcony and into the thick forest beyond, Kakashi folds his hands over his stomach and doesn’t move an inch.  “Will we now?” It probably wasn’t the smartest thing to say - to taunt a legendary man, however tame the taunt may be. But it wasn’t in his nature to bow to any authority, much less the authority of a man who would nearly destroy Konoha with the Kyuubi some time in the near future. He opens his eye again, staring across the table at the Uchiha, charcoal gray against coal black. “If you are a sensor, Madara, then you would know that I wasn’t necessarily lying. In the grand scheme of things, I don’t know what you mean as I never was one of your shinobi.”  Konoha’s, yes, but not Madara’s Konoha. The Konoha he knew was nearly a century in the future and was nothing like the Konoha the man across from him helped build.  Kakashi tilted his head once more, smile pulling a little further. “Perhaps if you expanded on your line of questioning I could provide you with the answers you seek.” 

[hataakes]

WE MISSED HIS FUCKING BIRTHDAY ARE YOU KIDDING ME I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS OH MY GOODNESS KAKASHI, SAKURA WOULD NEVER-- IT'S ALL MY FAULT.

@leafmedic

Yes, Nikki, how dare u

Well, looks like you’re just gonna have to make it up to the poor guy. 

[fineillsignup]

A very cheeky Kakashi, drawn for his birthday 2018, by mantoubaozou, reposted with permission and also Creative Commons BY-NC-ND 2.5

[lastfm]

[hataakes]

@ranasengan replied to your post “SHIT! I forgot that tomorrow (Sept. 15) is this asshole’s birthday.”

kill him

#narutodiechallenge

[hataakes]

SHIT! I forgot that tomorrow (Sept. 15) is this asshole’s birthday.

[musingsofsky]

     revenge isn’t PASSION;      it’s a DISEASE.

          it eats AT YOUR MIND && POISONS YOUR SOUL.

[shittilydrawing]

more like…dead inside

[hachimitsubani]

[hatakekakashilovesdogs]

“Oooh Kakashi is so badass and damaged and dark and angst omg the angsttttt”

[forlornwind]

cherubbie‌:

jennymstead‌:

hatakekakashilovesdogs‌:

I’ve been seeing a lot of this and yeah he is all that but listen

His ‘secret attack’ against his student was poking the kid in the butt hard enough to launch said student through the air

He reads books (explicit romance novels mind you), naps, and juggles kitchen utensils while fighting and training other ninja

He delivered vegetables to his student because he knew the kid wasn’t eating a balanced diet and it Concerned Him

He spent a whole day wearing a second face mask under his regular one JUST in case the opportunity arose to further fuck with his students who were trying to unmask him (which he knew about. and let them spend hours trying their half-baked schemes to do so JUST FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES)

He literally giggles out loud to himself while reading his porny melodrama dime store rags

He tricks his subordinate into footing the bill for food on the regular, like he can pay for that shit he just does it for the sheer pleasure of yanking this guy’s chain

He was only defeated by his students in battle when they took advantage of what a huge fucking fangirl he is

He will sass absolutely anyone, at every opportunity. His students, his peers, his boss, his mortal enemies even as they are raining fatal blows down on his head and he has one foot in the grave he will still deliver snarky sarcasm with his last breath

He has a wealth of varied, elaborate and deadly attacks that have earned him fame across all the ninja lands, but his weapons of choice are lightning… And dogs. Actual puppy dogs. That he dresses up in little matching ninja costumes

And people accused me of writing him OOC…. this post screams my reasonings

one of his dogs is named biscuit

its this one:

that’s biscuit the ninja dog

[achillles]

“He is a weapon, a killer. Do not forget it. You can use a spear as a walking stick, but that will not change its nature.”

— Madeline Miller, The Song of Achilles

[hataakes]

twobunsandascroll‌:

{{ @hataakes continued from Here. }}

“Now wait just a second.. We both know C H E R R Y is where it’s at!” 

“I don’t know who you think you're talking to, but cherry is bad and you should feel bad.”

[hataakes]

Dara-chan is absolutely prey material.

@forlornwind

Prey, huh? You may or may not have his attention.

[hataakes]

"Behave yourself, or I will give you a taste of my shoe." [[ hi hello!

Random Starters @quiet-kunoichi

“You know, I’ve found over the years that I don’t quite like the flavor. Must be an acquired taste. Though if you’re offering, I have a few pups that would kill for a couple of shoes to shred.”