Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 ⌠sentence starters
âThis is gonna hurt!â
âHey, there, jackass!â
âWeâre all gonna die.â
âIâm immortal? Really?â
âI knew you were lying!â
âDid you make a penis?â
âIâm Mary Poppins, y'all!â
âYou people have issues.â
âThey killed all my friends.â
âYouâre right⌠weâre family.â
âI didnât mean to do a mutiny.â
âSo UNBELIEVABLY uncoolâŚâ
âI win. I bested you in combat.â
âWhat say we steal some shit?â
âYou must be so embarrassed!â
âItâs worse. Itâs so much worse.â
âYou can do anything you want.â
âIâm gonna make some weird shit.â
âYou are horrifying to look at, yes.â
âBut, that doesnât make any sense!â
âYou are wasting a lot of time here!â
âSo, weâre saving the galaxy, again?â
âThis gross bug lady is my new friend.â
âWell, you may not be mortal, but meâŚâ
âI donât need to hear how my parentsâŚâ
âWhat are you gonna do with your share?â
âYou like a professional asshole or what?â
âYou put your turd in my bed, I shave you.â
âYou donât know anything about me, loser.â
âGet out of the way! Youâre gonna get hurt!â
âWell, then Iâm certainly grateful to be ugly.â
âThis is an important conversation right now?â
âI canât believe I fell in love with a spaceman.â
âI know who you are, boy. Because youâre me!â
âIt was beautiful. You earthers have hang-ups.â
âUgh, Iâm imaginingâŚbeing with you physically.â
âNo! No, thatâs the button that will kill everyone!â
âIf you kill me, youâll be just like everybody else!â
âThatâs exactly my point! I have to do everything!â
âWhen I touch someone, I can feel their feelings.â
âIâm sorry. That was meant to be behind your back.â
âYeah, I feel a general, unselfish love for everyone.â
âShe just told everyone you deepest, darkest secret!â
âIâm sorry⌠I can only afford to lose one friend today.â
âDude, come on! I think youâre overreacting a little bit.â
âWell, of course I have issues. Thatâs my freakinâ father!â
âWell, if he got closer, Iâm sure he would be much larger.â
âThe crabby puppy is so cute. He makes me wanna die!â
âAll any of you do is yell at each other. Youâre not friends.â
âI donât know why theyâre after us. What a mystery this is.â
âYou know what would be a really kick-ass name? Taserface.â
âWeâre gonna have to have a serious talk about your language!â
âHe may have been your father, boy, but he wasnât your daddy.â
âYou donât have to believe in yourself, because I believe in you.â
âYou shouldnât have killed my mom and squished my Walkman.â
âTouch me, and the only thing youâre going to feel is a broken jaw.â
âYou can go to hell, then! I donât give a damn what you think of me!â
âI guess David Hasselhoff did kind of end up being my dad after all.â
âI tried to let you down easily by telling you that you were disgusting.â
âItâs called a Zune. Itâs what everybodyâs listening to on Earth nowadays.â
âI know them scientists what made you never gave a ratâs ass about you!â
âYou didnât know, because you didnât want to know, because it made you rich!â
âWhat is your goal here? To get everybody to hate you? Because itâs working.â
âCan we put the bickering on hold until after we survive this massive space battle?â
âYou can fool yourself and everyone else, but you canât fool me. I know who you are.â
âDoes anybody have any tape out there? I wanna put some tape over the death button.â
âThere are two types of beings in the universe, those who dance, and those who do not.â
âYou know, they told me you people were conceited douchebags, but that isnât true at all.â
âSometimes, the thing youâve been looking for your whole life is right there beside you all along.â
âWell, it might take you a few million years of practice before you get really good at it. But, yes!â
âI know you play like youâre the meanest and the hardest, but actually youâre the most scared of all.â
âYes, Scotch tape would work⌠Then why did you ask me if Scotch tape would work, if you donât have any?â
âI was talking about, like, a pretty necklace. Or a nice hat. You know. Something to make the other girls go âOoh, thatâs niceâ.â
âWhen youâre ugly, and someone loves you, you know they love you for who you are⌠Beautiful people never know who to trust.â
âOne minute you think someone has a weird-shaped head, the next minute itâs just because you realize part of that head is the hat.â
âWhatever you do, donât push this button, because that will set off the bomb immediately and weâll all be dead. Now, repeat back what I just said.â
âYou push away anyone whoâs willing to put up with you, âcause just a little bit of love reminds you of how big and empty that hole inside you actually is!â
âI will hunt my father like a dog, and I will tear him apart slowly⌠piece by piece, until he knows some semblance of the profound and unceasing pain I knew every single day.â