Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 … sentence starters
“I’m Mary Poppins, y'all!“
“You people have issues.“
“They killed all my friends.“
“You’re right… we’re family.“
“I didn’t mean to do a mutiny.”
“So UNBELIEVABLY uncool…”
“I win. I bested you in combat.“
“What say we steal some shit?“
“You must be so embarrassed!“
“It’s worse. It’s so much worse.“
“You can do anything you want.“
“I’m gonna make some weird shit.”
“You are horrifying to look at, yes.“
“But, that doesn’t make any sense!”
“You are wasting a lot of time here!“
“So, we’re saving the galaxy, again?“
“This gross bug lady is my new friend.“
“Well, you may not be mortal, but me…“
“I don’t need to hear how my parents…“
“What are you gonna do with your share?“
“You like a professional asshole or what?“
“You put your turd in my bed, I shave you.“
“You don’t know anything about me, loser.“
“Get out of the way! You’re gonna get hurt!“
“Well, then I’m certainly grateful to be ugly.“
“This is an important conversation right now?“
“I can’t believe I fell in love with a spaceman.“
“I know who you are, boy. Because you’re me!“
“It was beautiful. You earthers have hang-ups.“
“Ugh, I’m imagining…being with you physically.“
“No! No, that’s the button that will kill everyone!“
“If you kill me, you’ll be just like everybody else!“
“That’s exactly my point! I have to do everything!“
“When I touch someone, I can feel their feelings.“
“I’m sorry. That was meant to be behind your back.“
“Yeah, I feel a general, unselfish love for everyone.“
“She just told everyone you deepest, darkest secret!”
“I’m sorry… I can only afford to lose one friend today.“
“Dude, come on! I think you’re overreacting a little bit.“
“Well, of course I have issues. That’s my freakin’ father!“
“Well, if he got closer, I’m sure he would be much larger.“
“The crabby puppy is so cute. He makes me wanna die!“
“All any of you do is yell at each other. You’re not friends.“
“I don’t know why they’re after us. What a mystery this is.“
“You know what would be a really kick-ass name? Taserface.”
“We’re gonna have to have a serious talk about your language!“
“He may have been your father, boy, but he wasn’t your daddy.“
“You don’t have to believe in yourself, because I believe in you.“
“You shouldn’t have killed my mom and squished my Walkman.“
“Touch me, and the only thing you’re going to feel is a broken jaw.”
“You can go to hell, then! I don’t give a damn what you think of me!“
“I guess David Hasselhoff did kind of end up being my dad after all.“
“I tried to let you down easily by telling you that you were disgusting.“
“It’s called a Zune. It’s what everybody’s listening to on Earth nowadays.“
“I know them scientists what made you never gave a rat’s ass about you!”
“You didn’t know, because you didn’t want to know, because it made you rich!”
“What is your goal here? To get everybody to hate you? Because it’s working.”
“Can we put the bickering on hold until after we survive this massive space battle?“
“You can fool yourself and everyone else, but you can’t fool me. I know who you are.“
“Does anybody have any tape out there? I wanna put some tape over the death button.“
“There are two types of beings in the universe, those who dance, and those who do not.“
“You know, they told me you people were conceited douchebags, but that isn’t true at all.“
“Sometimes, the thing you’ve been looking for your whole life is right there beside you all along.“
“Well, it might take you a few million years of practice before you get really good at it. But, yes!”
“I know you play like you’re the meanest and the hardest, but actually you’re the most scared of all.“
“Yes, Scotch tape would work… Then why did you ask me if Scotch tape would work, if you don’t have any?“
“I was talking about, like, a pretty necklace. Or a nice hat. You know. Something to make the other girls go ‘Ooh, that’s nice’.”
“When you’re ugly, and someone loves you, you know they love you for who you are… Beautiful people never know who to trust.“
“One minute you think someone has a weird-shaped head, the next minute it’s just because you realize part of that head is the hat.“
“Whatever you do, don’t push this button, because that will set off the bomb immediately and we’ll all be dead. Now, repeat back what I just said.”
“You push away anyone who’s willing to put up with you, ‘cause just a little bit of love reminds you of how big and empty that hole inside you actually is!”
“I will hunt my father like a dog, and I will tear him apart slowly… piece by piece, until he knows some semblance of the profound and unceasing pain I knew every single day.”
