Some random phone backgrounds of my fav overwatch gals (well, two of them).

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Some random phone backgrounds of my fav overwatch gals (well, two of them).
Male writers writing female characters:
“Cassandra woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on her blinds, cascading over her naked chest. She stretched, her breasts lifting with her arms as she greeted the sun. She rolled out of bed and put on a shirt, her nipples prominently showing through the thin fabric. She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards.”
the ham is melting, the turkey is suspended in midair, the salami is hatching from its own egg. why did we even come to the salvador deli
apparently????? these are all???? the same person?????
i may be ugly BUT
i also have a terrible personality
this will never not b funny every time i think about this i literally like , scream
it’s important to master blood magic and necromancy, so you can make use of the whole body
environmentally sustainable black magic
Remember, Necromancy is really just Advanced Recycling
reduce -> reuse -> reanimate
do people actually read books while in the bathtub
how do you not get everything wet
why is this making me laugh so fucking hard
THANK YOU FOR ADDING A VISUAL OMG
Widowmaker | Talon Skin
I fucking love the indie games industry
all Bucky wanted to do was get some more tea and now this. Thanks a lot, Sam. You had to fuckin’ tell him, you ass.
Aggressively Progressive Steve Rogers is so what I’m here for.
STeve would unleash and be all “DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH WHOOPING COUGH SUCKS?! DO YOU?! DO YOU REALLY?! ARE YOU FUCKIN’ STUPID?! BUCKY, TELL THEM HOW I BROKE TWO RIBS! TELL THEM!”
Omg, new headcanon, Beleaguered Bucky Barnes being grabbed by the shoulders and practically lifted into camera view by Steve shouting about how Bucky needs to confirm some terrible illness because no one else is alive form that time to corroborate any of Steve’s claims. Bucky shyly telling the reporters that yes, Steve did indeed have that thing adn yeah it is dangerous and Steve jumping back into frame like “I told you! I TOLD YOU IT SUCKED SHUT UP JENNY MCCARTHY!”
“AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE?! POLIO!”
“Steve you never had fucking polio-”
“YEA BUT IT STILL SUCKED! KNOW WHAT STOPPED IT?! VACCINES!”
“Oh my God, Steve.”
“I DIDN’T EVNENKNOW WHAT THAT SHOT WOULD DO TO ME BUT I TOOK IT!”
“Steve, that’s… That’s not really a good argument.”
“I DON’T CARE FOX NEWS NEEDS TO STOP USING MY IMAGE!”
“Steve, doll, calm down.”
“I VOTED FOR OBAMA!”
I love everything about this post
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I am a simple man
shoutout to people with simultaneously great and terrible memories. like oh yeah i remember in perfect detail that random story you told about the banana costume from a year ago but all of novemeber? completely blank.
relationship goal: a relationship
i know im a lesbian but i have eyes and no offense but some of the men y’all thirst after are…ummm….ugly
I’m a gay man but I have eyes and no offense but the women yall thirst after are….ummm…perfect
this took a much better turn that i thought it would
That’s actually heterophobic, and no, don’t say that’s not a thing ‘because straight people have never been opressed’. It seems like today’s society, especially on Tumblr, with big websites such as Buzzfeed promoting it even more, favour the opressed minority over the majority, which is not okay, because they should be equals, and by putting the ‘opressed’ on a pedestral, you’re degrading and actually OPRESSING the others.
I can’t believe buzzfeed is Oppressing the Heteros
Gay person: I get excited seeing the kinds of stories that are usually reserved for straight ppl feature ppl like me because I rarely see myself represented
Some Het™: ummmm this is oppression :-/ i once got an answer on a buzzfeed quiz I didn’t like…..the heterophobia is real
Fuck this shit
When you have the first good sleep youve had in like a week I’m on mobile someone add a pic
Why do I ask you people to do anything