[madhels-enby-boyfriend-deactiva]

Ernest calls Helen “old lovers” when comforting Madeline at their wedding… but she was his fiancée.. not his ‘lover’ meaning he was referring to Helen as Madeline’s old lover.

Source: just trust me, bro

[punduck]

epic rap battle of history

[coramills]

Rita Castillo getting out of the police car in handcuffs:

My gay ass:

[otter-boy-uwu]

Hear me out,

Toxic yuri

[otter-boy-uwu]

Old man Yaoi 🤝 middle aged Yuri

[fireworkss-exe-deactivated20251]

what do you mean it's not canon

[callmekamel]

I'm your person

[hereforamediocretimenotalongtime]

silly geese

abt to dump all of my recent stuff here cause i j remembered this acc exists

[otter-boy-uwu]

I love them SOOO much. Also this is the third act Christopher Sieber was talking about

[iam-the-fucking-queen]

[helensharpshole]

[bethanythebogwitch]

Superhero publicly comes out as trans and their archenemy sends a message sincerely congratulating them for their bravery and finding themselves. The message ends with "I will be honored to know that when I kill you and destroy everything you stand for, it will be the real you."

[otter-boy-uwu]

This is beautiful

[joseopher-deactivated20260418]

before you stab someone: THINK!

how can you make it Tender?

how can you make it Homoerotic?

how can you make it Implicitly intimate?

how can you make it Noticeably a metaphor for sex?

how can you make it Kind of gay?

[silvershewolf247]

I've never watched Why Women Kill outside of clips, but from what I can gauge, Alma Filcot only ever did one thing wrong, and she is, in fact, a girlboss.

[otter-boy-uwu]

I have watched it and your right

[yes-is-a-pleasant-country]

she's like a weird little mouse to me

[madhels-enby-boyfriend-deactiva]

Alive Forever is such a fucking gay song… like them scissoring on stage would be less gay than them singing this song

[sapphicgardensinmymind]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64899970

i am back with more madhel fluff. they are idiots. also otters. they’re otters.

[otter-boy-uwu]

Their sooo otter coded

[rubivana]

in case you were curious as to where my brain has been

[marianreger]

madeline "all i want is someone to hold at night while my husband sleeps downstairs" ashton

+

helen "madeline sleeps in my bed" sharp

[galindawithga]

madeline "how's helen in the sack?" ashton

[oracleofsunnies]

Helen “Oops, did I say cum twice?” Sharp