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I don’t know who needs to hear this but

Shake your fucking teas and refreshers

#starbucks #barista #barista problems #they’re called shaken iced teas for a reason #call out post

Okay I know this probably won’t really fit on your blog but., I work at Caribou Coffee and this guy came in like 10 min after I opened and called me a godsend for being open that early and first of all WOW MY WHOL HEART IM A SLUT FOR COMPLIMENTS and second of all I know places that open way earlier

I love appreciative customers so much! We had a man recently come in 10 mins before close and RAN to the door(not exaggerating, he full on sprinted) and apologized 5 times for coming in so late. All he got was a black coffee, and he left a $5 tip 😭

#blessed

I SWEAR TO FUCK I’M GOING TO GO OFF OVER THESE DAMN CUPS

#to be a partner #barista problems #barista #starbucks #cups

i DESPISE the cinnamon shortbread lattes. the syrup is so thick and is impossible for me to pump with one hand, which really slows down rush when everyone wants one because it's *new*, it looks like jizz especially when i get it on my clothes, and it doesn't taste like anything really so customers constantly make me remake their drinks because they think i messed it up and they wanted something that tastes strong.

Dude, the cinnamon shortbread is gross af. I haven’t tried it (dairy allergy) but making it makes my blood boil. It really shows how little corporate knows about the logistics of making drinks and how the fuck things work

#ask #anonymous #starbucks #cinnamon shortbread latte #to be a partner #barista problems #barista life #barista

Worst pickups: "your steak is thick and juicy just like you. Why dont you sit for a minute with me" "You look good sweating bent over a hot grill but you'll look better bent over my bed"

That’s when you start committing manslaugter

So I've actually never had much in the means of coffee other than when I grab one at work (I work in a retail chain) and they're the bottled vanilla frappuccinos. If I go to an actual Starbucks, what would I ask for and what would I expect? -FirstCoffee

If you like the bottled vanilla Frappuccino things, I would probably suggest an iced flavored latte.

Iced soy latte with toffee nut and no ice is my absolute favorite when I need a treat. Highly recommend it.

Worst customer pick up line I've ever gotten. "I'll take a short hot blonde flat white... Like I like my women... But I like curvy redheads too."

Inbox me your worst pickup lines that a customer has used/stories about customers hitting on you.

I wanna be mad.

#to be a partner #barista problems #customer service #barista life #rude customers #customers

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Have any fellow partners tried the Juniper latte yet? What did you think?

sang-w00

I am deathly allergic to it. I found out the hard way by sampling it

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Okay wow that is so scary! I had that happen to me with whey protein years ago (in a smoothie that an employee knowing I was vegan made me).

I’m sorry, pal :( now I’ll hate it extra much in your honor

sang-w00

Thanks amigo. Like I can’t even make it during rush and I have to get another partner to make it for me. It’s funny when customers ask what it is like because I stop myself from saying “oh it’s pretty good but i almost died from drinking it so i totally reccomend it :) “

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“I almost died, but that’s what I get for drinking milky floor cleaner”

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Have any fellow partners tried the Juniper latte yet? What did you think?

sang-w00

I am deathly allergic to it. I found out the hard way by sampling it

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Okay wow that is so scary! I had that happen to me with whey protein years ago (in a smoothie that an employee knowing I was vegan made me).

I’m sorry, pal :( now I’ll hate it extra much in your honor

Me after working Black Friday BOGO

#to be a partner #barista problems #starbucks #customer service #barista life #barista #holiday bogo #black friday

Having BOGO on Black Friday further proves that corporate gives zero fucks about us or our well-being.

#to be a partner #barista problems #starbucks #customer service #barista life #barista #coffee

Customer: EXCUSE ME! SOMEONE LEFT A JAR OF MONEY ON THE COUNTER!

Me: no, ma’am. That’s our tip jar.

Customer: no it isn’t! There’s a tip jar over there *points to other register* this belongs to someone!

Me: yes, it belongs to the baristas. We have multiple tip jars.

Customer: what do you want me to do with it?

Me: just... just put it down. Thanks.

#barisa life #to be a partner #barista problems #starbucks #customer service #barista life #barista #rude customers #coffee #customers #tips #tip jar

So I was in bar, and made a breve latte for drive-thru. A minute later, the green bean working the window came over and was like “uh... there’s no milk in this, right? She said she can’t have milk and is allergic”

“Well... it’s breve, which means it’s made with half and half... which is half milk. So yeah, there’s milk in it?”

The green bean was pleased to know that she was right. So she went back to the window and repeated what I had just told her.

Customer: “Hahahahaha! No, there isn’t any milk in half and half!”

Drives off.

Me: *checks label*

#barista problems #barista #starbucks #to be a partner #customer service #barista life #rude customers #coffee #customers #half and half #dairy #allergies #dairy allergy #the customer is not always right

Who’s else is working Black Friday?

#baristaproblems #to be a partner #barista problems #customer service #retail #black friday #kill me

I am so confused - why is my username now “hateyoualatte-blog”?

When did I get a -blog at the end of my username?

When you go to hand a customer their drink and accidentally touch their sticky, moist hand

#to be a partner #barista problems #starbucks #customer service #barista life #customers

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